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yankees suck
Posted by: 2004 on October 30, 2004 @ 4:45 pm
| The National health institute has changed the universal chocking symbol from holding your neck to th yankees symbol. |
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loading... on November 3, 2004 @ 7:28 pm |
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(Imitating Peter Griffin)
SWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Tommy on November 9, 2004 @ 6:58 pm |
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yankeefreak13112 hahah ur soo funny u told him to go blow him selff hhahahah no.....ummm......FUCK U U QUEIF |
| From: |
Dummy on November 11, 2004 @ 7:14 pm |
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haha I dont get it |
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YankeesBabbiGurl on November 21, 2004 @ 12:51 am |
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Wow just wow |
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looper dumb on November 21, 2004 @ 6:35 pm |
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the yanks are going down. ther stoooooooooooopid
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yankeesbabbigurl on December 1, 2004 @ 7:55 pm |
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ok wtf dat didnt make sense at all |
| From: |
fuckredsox on December 2, 2004 @ 3:37 pm |
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shilling licks ramerez |
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fuckredsox on December 2, 2004 @ 3:38 pm |
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shilling licks ramerez |
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aly on December 3, 2004 @ 6:50 pm |
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Jeter Jeter hit the ball
off the giant monster wall.
Jeter trips and then the fall.
The red sox rock there was no curse and jeter carries a womans purse |
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YANKEES on December 7, 2004 @ 3:37 pm |
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THAT WAS WACK |
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yankeesbabbigurl on December 8, 2004 @ 6:39 pm |
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u no that song when it said jeter tripped over a broom cos he lost his mind beter luck next time? |
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yankeesbabbigurl on December 8, 2004 @ 6:40 pm |
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ya well here wat a call good
jeter didnt lose his mind, 4 rings ortiz, better luck next time |
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alexis on December 15, 2004 @ 5:29 pm |
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what the fuck look at the record red sox fans |
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redsoxaldaway on December 16, 2004 @ 9:11 pm |
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Q: How can you tell if a Yankee fan has been using your computer?
A: There is whiteout on your screen!
Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Yankees fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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redsoxaldaway on December 16, 2004 @ 9:12 pm |
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Q: How can you tell if a Yankee fan has been using your computer?
A: There is whiteout on your screen!
Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Yankees fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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Sara on December 18, 2004 @ 11:27 am |
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From: alexis on December 15, 2004 @ 5:29 pm
Comment: what the fuck look at the record red sox fans
You know what Alexis, I will and it wil say that the red sox won 4 games in a row and won the world series, and the yankees lost 4 games in a row.. how pathetic |
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DRmAmIuNv157 on December 19, 2004 @ 3:29 pm |
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FuK aLl Ya FuKiN bOsToN fAnZ It ToOk Ya FuKiN 86 yEaRz 2 Do SuMtHiN In Ya FuKiN cArEeR aNd Ya AlL gAsSeD uP CuZ yA fInAlLy WoN sUmThIn dik headzzzzzzzzz
yankeez always numba 1 nomatta wat!!! |
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paul on December 28, 2004 @ 1:28 pm |
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wat the fuck u pussies talkin about? u pussies think playin baseball is easy. u dumass’s could just talk, go out and play |
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tin on January 8, 2005 @ 4:56 pm |
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yo aly i love this that u posted earlier :
Jeter Jeter hit the ball
off the giant monster wall.
Jeter trips and then the fall.
The red sox rock there was no curse and jeter carries a womans purse |
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olo on January 9, 2005 @ 12:03 pm |
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look at the last 10 years and tell me who the better team is you fuckin hick. Have another why dont ya and tell thommy mcatty I say hi. |
| From: |
tin on January 9, 2005 @ 12:04 pm |
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hey how’d you know my dad abused me. Thats not cool. mwaaaaaaaaaa!!!! |
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jc on January 11, 2005 @ 5:04 pm |
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boston blows, yankees are the number one team out there because they work hard, it isnt their fault that the rest of the fucking teams in the leagues suck dick. Yankees do buy a lot of people. The Yankees are the shit so y dont all u boston fans go lick some sacks and go to hell |
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YANKEES SUCK A ROD on January 16, 2005 @ 8:29 pm |
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2000! 2000! 2000! 2000! |
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Fyre lEGION on January 16, 2005 @ 9:54 pm |
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AUSOME
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Jess on January 27, 2005 @ 6:38 pm |
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haha all u sad yankee fanz..the yankees team is exactly what baseball shouldnt be...the ONLY way they win, is they BUY their way in..soo what..ill admit they do have some good players..but its really sad that the only way they can win is money.... |
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BOSTONSUCKS on February 8, 2005 @ 7:43 pm |
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WHEN R U BOSTON FANS GOING 2 LEARN YOUR TEAM SUCKS
ORTIZ IS SO FAT THE PITCH
ALWAYS HITS BECAUSE
HE IS A FAT BITCH.
WHEN THE BALL HITS HIM
IT BECOMES A HOMER,POSADA GETS SMACK
WITH HIS FAT ASS.
THIS FAT FUCK
CAN REALLY PUSH HIS LUCK. |
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your all dumbasses on February 14, 2005 @ 9:55 pm |
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didnt the fuckin red sox win the world series or something |
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yankees suck on February 15, 2005 @ 9:24 pm |
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yankees suck |
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yankees suck on February 15, 2005 @ 9:24 pm |
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yankees suck |
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yankees suck yankees on February 15, 2005 @ 9:24 pm |
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yankees suck yankees suck yankees suckyankees syankeyankees suck es suck uck |
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yankees suck on February 15, 2005 @ 9:25 pm |
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yankees suck yankees suck |
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yankees suck on February 15, 2005 @ 9:25 pm |
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yankees suck |
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YANKEES SUCK A ROD on February 16, 2005 @ 1:19 pm |
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FOULKE THE YANKEES! |
| From: |
Boston04 on February 18, 2005 @ 11:15 pm |
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Yankees Suck!
Just do both of us a favor and stay the fuck out of Boston please. We don’t find your antics amusing. Yes, you’re wearing a New York Yankees shirt in the heart of Red Sox country. If you do insist on coming here, at least adhere to the following three rules please. I guarantee it’ll make your stay that much more tolerable for the both of us. |
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red sox suck dick on February 25, 2005 @ 8:27 pm |
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all i got to say is wait till next year bitchs, the yankees are going to kick the shit out of boston |
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stupidfuckingboston on March 1, 2005 @ 3:47 pm |
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fuck boston and the redsox |
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fuck the yankees on March 2, 2005 @ 5:46 pm |
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fuck the yankees the suck |
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bostonhatter on March 3, 2005 @ 3:50 pm |
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bitch u dont make sense so shut da fuck up
RED SOX SUCK AND WILL ALWAYS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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YankeeHater on March 4, 2005 @ 6:07 pm |
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"Yankee Glory is a Whore Bought and Paid for..." That’s right baseball season is starting and I would like to reitterate my Yankee hatred.
"ARod’s hands are so soft"
-- Derek Jeter
8. The Yankees spent $92 Million (12 million more than anyone else!) to buy the World Series in ’99.
http://www.yanks-suck.com/index.php
I have so much more... like thethree fundamental differences between the Red Sox and the Yankees.
1. The Yankees are a compilation of good players while the Red Sox are a good TEAM.
2. The Red Sox play with heart while the Yankee’s are just whores for more money.
3. The Red Sox Rock and the Yankees SUCK.
Oh wait forgot one the Red Sox won the World Series, and the Yankees CHOKED!
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Yankee Hater on March 4, 2005 @ 6:09 pm |
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Wait I also forgot my new mantra
Spanked the Yanks...
Swept the Series...
BROKE THE CURSE!
2004 Red Sox
Yeah that’s right we spanked them hard and they went crying on home, even cheating (A-Rod) couldn’t save them. Why? BECAUSE THE YANKEES SUCK! |
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GoSox! on March 14, 2005 @ 5:01 pm |
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wow boston hater...good comeback! but you know what your absoutly right...the red sox Do suck..i mean what did they do besides coming back from 3-0 and sweepin the cardinals..hahhhahahahaa deal with the fact that your yankees are chokers and the RED SOX are CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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yankees suck on March 17, 2005 @ 8:53 pm |
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im a cubs fan but hte yankees r a rich and every1 plays for the money and i like the red sox but not alot |
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yankees suck on March 17, 2005 @ 8:54 pm |
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yankees suck balls,balls,balls hahaha
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NYYfan on March 19, 2005 @ 4:55 pm |
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the thing that i’m amused by is that boston fans say that "the yankees spend too much money". or "the yankee players are whores". " The Yankees try and buy championships". well i’d hate to point out that EVERY team in the league tries to buy a championship. every year teams spend money on players hoping that the player will help them win a championship. the only difference is that the yankees have more money to put towards the championship. so in regards to the yankees "buying" a championship, i said you’re damned right they do. Now i admit that we choked for four games, and we choked BIG time. But as a yankee fan i can take comfort in the fact that we chocked for only four games. NOT 86 YEARS... but hey i guess that’s just me. SO ... FO GET ABOUT IT |
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boston hatter on March 26, 2005 @ 7:49 pm |
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HEY U REDSOX FANS U THINK US YANKEES FANS CARE ABOUT ONE WORLD SERIES LOST BY U REDSOX .WE ARE 26 TIME CHAMPS WE AN’t MAD !!!!!!!!
SOX SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GOYANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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GoSox! on April 6, 2005 @ 5:20 pm |
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but u have to understand that we DONT care bout your stupid 26 world time champions... do u have to like a team because they win alot? |
| From: |
kurdt on April 13, 2005 @ 12:04 am |
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you an’t mad? who the hell runs the new york public schools? |
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kurdt on April 17, 2005 @ 4:04 pm |
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um, yeah. YANKEES BLOW YO FUCK, i agree with you, but don’t sink to their level by
generalizing. try to make an individual yankee fan mad. |
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yanks hater on April 23, 2005 @ 5:36 pm |
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ok...boston hater..u fuckin dooshbag..u dont buy championships..u win it in the field..u dumbass..o and tht guy tht hit gary sheffield in the face is mny uncle..and he pressed charges wut a little pussy all he got was a lil push in the face..he can suck his moms balls |
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#1YANKEEFAN on April 24, 2005 @ 1:32 pm |
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THat is the stupidest joke ever
ASS!
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GoSox! on May 4, 2005 @ 5:11 pm |
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well its not 1 it 6...thats right SIX!! |
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Mikey on May 25, 2005 @ 1:55 am |
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Ok, so far almost everybody here from either New York or Boston is a complete douchebag. None of these arguements will ever be won. If you’re going to argue, use correct grammar and spelling. Please. Especially if you’re from Boston. Don’t show those rat bastard Yankee fans any sign of weakness or anything of that nature. Everybody here needs to get a fucking brain and move on with it.
By the way, I truly do hate the New York Yankees. However, unlike any of you other retards, I don’t think that they suck. Not for a second. They’re an unbelievable baseball team that I just fucking hate. I love the state of New York, I love New York City, but I’m a Red Sox fan, and I just plain out hate the Yankees. And the entire state of New Jersey. |
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Mikey on May 25, 2005 @ 1:57 am |
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I really meant it when I said it 5 minutes ago.
New Jersey really, really fucking sucks. |
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bostonredsoxfan22 on June 5, 2005 @ 11:36 pm |
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BOSTON RED SOX ROCK! YANKEES SUCK! WHEN ARE YOU PPL GONNA GONNA REALIZE IT? AHH... IT PISSES ME OFF |
| From: |
Cubsfan on June 6, 2005 @ 10:30 pm |
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THE YANKEES ARE WORTHLESS! BOSTON KICKS ASS JUST LIKE THE CUBS!!! |
| From: |
dfb on June 15, 2005 @ 5:01 pm |
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hhbdsg;klagjfd |
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shut up on July 1, 2005 @ 8:32 pm |
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you all are so fucking immature and unintelligent, half the words in your comments are
mispelled and your grammar is terrible. why don’t you all just shut up and quit bitching
about what team "sucks more dick". its a fucking sport. |
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shut up on July 1, 2005 @ 8:35 pm |
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just to clear things up, i did not see Mikey’s first comment so I was not copying his argument.
however, you still need to shut the fuck up, the yankees are playing like shit and the red sox
aren’t invincible and will not win the world series again, mark my words and if im wrong then
talk all the trash you want. |
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