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REASONS WHY YANKEES SUCK/RED SOX RULE
Posted by: YANKEES SUCK A ROD on February 10, 2005 @ 8:56 pm

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1. LAST WORLD SERIES TITLE: RED SOX-2004, YANKEES-2000
2. LAST WORLD SERIES APPEARANCE: RED SOX-2004, YANKEES-2003

3. THE YANKEES ARE THE ONLY MAJOR LEAGUE(IF THATS WHAT YOU CALL THEM) TEAM TO GO UP 3 GAMES TO NONE IN A BEST OF SEVEN SERIES AND LOSE! WHO DID THEY LOSE TO? THE "CURSED" BOSTON RED SOX!

4. THE RED SOX BEAT THE YANKEES AFTER BEING DOWN 0-3

5. RED SOX WON THE FIRST EVER WORLD SERIES

WHOS YOUR DADDY?


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From: spiritualaly on February 14, 2005 @ 5:28 pm
Comment: u dont know shit about baseball fuck u

From: YANKEES SUCK A ROD on February 15, 2005 @ 4:49 pm
Comment: CUBS SUCK!

1. LAST WORLD SERIES WIN: 1908(WOW 97 YEARS?)
2. LAST WORLD SERIES APPEARANCE: 1945(ALMOST 100 YEARS OF NOT EVEN GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES?
3. RED SOX HAVE WON MORE TITLES IN 4 SEASONS THAN THE CUBS AND YANKEES COMBINED BITCH!

From: yankeesownuall on February 15, 2005 @ 6:39 pm
Comment: ok boston is gonna suck so bad this year without pedro that was about their only good player and even he admitted the yankees were better...and all this crap about they won the world series that was what...5 months ago so omg shutup about it!

From: boston hatter on February 25, 2005 @ 3:52 pm
Comment: hey redsux fans that would be the only world series win ever yanks got this this season

From: foulke the yankees on March 1, 2005 @ 9:20 pm
Comment: actually we have 6, not 1 you retard.

From: bostonhatter on March 3, 2005 @ 3:43 pm
Comment: im talking about last year u fuckin stupid bitch

From: adam on March 4, 2005 @ 10:03 pm
Comment: It doesn’t take the Yankees 90 somthin years to win a world series.

From: Eminem fan on March 12, 2005 @ 6:07 pm
Comment: march 12 2005 @ 3:01PM
Yo I love baseball and basketball and I got alittle black in me and mostly white but shit why does it always Red Sox and Yankees? sure Babe Ruth was down but that was seventy fucking years ago and I live in Seattle and here’s the top five reasons why the Mariners should be victorious
1 It’s just the time for them to win a series.
2 Cuz nobody expects them to
3 They got Ichiro and he is the motherfucking bomb
4 whenever somebody talks shit about them they win
5 because I’m gonna play for them someday. I hit 47 Homeruns last year in little leauge and now I’m thirteen so I will start playing teen Leauges

From: Eminem fan on March 12, 2005 @ 6:10 pm
Comment: march 12 2005 @ 3:01PM
By the wat I’m not just an Eminem fan I also dig 50 Cent and as for the ladies that would be Beyonce Halle Berry and Jennifer Garner. talk about fine as Hell! them girs is stacked and I already met Beyonce and Eminem and me and Em is pretty much homies

From: GoSox! on March 14, 2005 @ 5:06 pm
Comment: ok eminem fan i think your on the wrong website...we dont need to hear about your precious mariners...and no one cares about who you like! thanks

From: Gosox! on March 14, 2005 @ 5:09 pm
Comment: hey boston hater sound to me like your jealous!! hehhee! and if you talking bout last year then i dont think you should ever bring up 26 world titles since you dont live in the past...

From: Eminem Fan on March 19, 2005 @ 7:40 pm
Comment: March 19 2005 @4:36 PPM
Hey I will put a few bullets in yo leg man you fucking Go Sox retard! I bet you still watch Sesami street and you go to buy an Elmo doll and instead of singing shakee it all about like the comercials it goes "Go Sox! your a fucking retard! and then he pops you in the mouth cause you that damn stupid causer Red Sox sukz donkey dick! Sox suck donkey!dick sox suck donkey dick! Sox suck donkey dick you motherfucking dick sucking three toed crosseyed stake ass bitch! why don’t you eat some spam out yo mama’s muff!

From: Eminem Fan on March 19, 2005 @ 7:41 pm
Comment: March 19 2005 @4:36 PPM
Hey I will put a few bullets in yo leg man you fucking Go Sox retard! I bet you still watch Sesami street and you go to buy an Elmo doll and instead of singing shakee it all about like the comercials it goes "Go Sox! your a fucking retard! and then he pops you in the mouth cause you that damn stupid causer Red Sox sukz donkey dick! Sox suck donkey!dick sox suck donkey dick! Sox suck donkey dick you motherfucking dick sucking three toed crosseyed stake ass bitch! why don’t you eat some spam out yo mama’s muff! cuz you Daddy and yo Mommy is bro and sis so they fucked and had you! I bet you is a two headed baby motherfucker!

From: Chris on March 23, 2005 @ 12:53 am
Comment: Listen, This is a stupid argument. Wow, in the last 4 years Red Sox fans have one an infinite times more world series than the yankees! That must mean they’re an infinant times better!

What kind of moron uses this bullshit 2nd grade logic. The fact is, if the red sox win 20 more world series (which would take them more than 300 years at this pace), then they’ll be just gas good as the yankees

From: Mariners rule! on March 25, 2005 @ 7:15 pm
Comment: March 25 2005@ 4:13PM
fuck the Sox and fuck the Yankees cause Yankee’s are nothing without Bambeno here to help and I used to like them back in the day but the Red Sox can’t field to save their lives bitch! Mariners 2005 motheerfucker!

From: RedSoxFan on March 30, 2005 @ 10:46 am
Comment: Mariners,man stop snorting coke...the only team that ever meant anything are the Red Sox....fuck you and the Royals and Mariners shit

From: ME on March 30, 2005 @ 10:16 pm
Comment: I LUV YANKEES!!!!

From: CUBSKICKASS on April 5, 2005 @ 8:07 pm
Comment: CUBS KICK ASS

From: kurdt on April 6, 2005 @ 12:14 am
Comment: first of all, eminem can lick my fucking balls, and so can eminem fan. and you, ’soxhatter’,
would you like to make an appointment with my penis? you can chilidog your fucking
mom and i hate you all and i want to die.

From: kurdt on April 6, 2005 @ 12:19 am
Comment: and one more thing, RAP SUCKS. its pussy prep music and if you all think you are
gangsters why don’t you move out of the suburbs and see how long you last on the
street. i bet you call your fucking parents crying and wanting to come home because the
big negro on the corner looked at you mean. fuck you all and fuck rap and fuck the
yankees. the red sox won last year, and whoever wins this year i’m sure will deserve
their win. oh by the way, eminem fan, you’re a fat celine dion pussy and you buy your
mom tampons. i’ll see you all in hell

From: yankees suck on April 6, 2005 @ 6:29 pm
Comment: Why would anyone want 2 b a Yankee fan? Do they just root for the Yankees so to raise their self-esteem because they know they’re gonna win? That’s pretty sad.
I feel pretty bad for the Cubs b/c they haven’t had a orld Series win almost a hundred years. But they are alright.
I’m a RedSox fan, but some Red Sox fans can be really retarted when they riot every time they win.
I’m a Met fan and I won’t stop bragging how the Mets r better than the Yankees until the Yankees actualy beat them. Now let’s see....last time the Mets played the Yankees, the Mets won 2 out of 3 games at Yankee Stadium and they sweeped them at Shea. That sure damages their reputation.
Yes Yes yes....rap sucks, but kurdt, its not like that in the suburbs. Its people that live in the suburbs think they are gangster.

From: kurdt on April 7, 2005 @ 1:31 am
Comment: my bad, i must have mistyped. i meant move out of the ’burbs.

From: monkeyman on April 8, 2005 @ 4:41 pm
Comment: The Bosox won’t win another title for 100 years or so, fuckin bitches, if your team is around as long as they are, no matter how much you suck, your going to win a world series eventually. Yankees fans are disgusting, sweaty, fat degenerate trash, which is why they love Jason Giambi, their half-retarded caveman mascot. The Bosux spend almost as much as the Yankees on payroll, yet every year they are crying about how greedy the Yankees are buying all the good players. The only difference between the Yankees and the Bosux is that through all that spending over the years, the Yankees have had success, and Boston has screwed the pooch year after year. And all of a sudden these freaking retards win a title, and they think they’re big shit. Fuck you Bosox, Fuck you Yankees, Go Mariners (too bad they suck too). Instead of Tejada and Guerrero, we get Raul and Rich Aurilia. You suck, howard lincoln, you suck so very badly. Don’t forget that.

From: Tyrone on April 8, 2005 @ 7:31 pm
Comment: April 8 2005 @ 4:21PM
Fuck the Sox Mariners will win the series. Rock is preppy music motherfucker! the only good music on the planet is rap and R&B and Kurtds needs to learn to spell and don’t say Negro or I will kick you ass een though I’m nineteen I don’t care if I beat up a shit talking bitch like u

From: Lenny on April 8, 2005 @ 7:35 pm
Comment: April 8 2005 @ 4:21PM
What is kurdt talking about? White people can’t fight! Suburbs are white people,the Ghetto is brothas and don’t forget that because whites are the lowest race there is and they have no sense of music or words or haircut or fucking women! I like whites except when they say their tougher than brothas which ain’t true because the other day a white boy was talking shit and I fucked him up.

From: u on April 8, 2005 @ 11:17 pm
Comment: fuck the red sox, i’m goin home!!!

From: kurdt on April 9, 2005 @ 1:46 am
Comment: hey eminem fan, if you’re in college, i’m glad you’re not an english major. let blacks keep
black culture. fuck a goat and i hate you all.


I will die before i am 20, at my own hand.

From: kurdt on April 9, 2005 @ 1:50 am
Comment: tyrone, you have a sexy name, wanna get together sometime?

From: Eminem Fan on April 9, 2005 @ 5:23 pm
Comment: April 9 2005 @2:17PM
would smebody find out where this little pussy fart ives and just kill him!? oR i WILL

From: kurdt on April 10, 2005 @ 3:44 am
Comment: thanks for the history lesson tyrone. i really enjoyed it. eminem fan, have you decided
your real age yet, because i want to know if you are legal. by the way, i don’t IVE
anywhere. how about you learn how to type, shithead.

From: kurdt on April 10, 2005 @ 3:49 am
Comment: oh and one more thing. then and than are different words, tyrone. you have no teeth and
your car is shitty.

From: kurdt on April 10, 2005 @ 4:01 am
Comment: eminem fan, i’m just gonna call you feminem, cause i’m lazy. i’m way stoned right now, so
i might mess up my typing. i just want to say that i kinda like how you say you hit 47 home
runs in little league. is your dad the coach of your team? i used to hate the kids whose
dads coached the team and those kids got to play when the kids like me got to ride the
bench. will your mom give me a ride in her suburban? i’ve heard those have a very nice
smooth ride. the really funny thing about you is that you are typing on a computer your
parents bought and you are living under your parents roof, yet you claim to put bullets in
people’s legs. thats about as ridiculous as tyrone saying he’s from harlem. i even have
my doubts that tyrone is black. what is your take, feminem?

From: Tyrone on April 10, 2005 @ 7:34 pm
Comment: April 10 2005 @ 4:29PM
u need to lay off the juice motherfucker! I live in Harlem ,Emimem Fan lives in Seattle I’m black ,he’s white! he told me that at a blonde joke website! and if u call either of us Feminem Ty or whatever then I’ll call u Mycoxafloppin! or Limp Bizcut but man I got a fast computer and i hack into the system and just before u send the message I read it ,I do that to everybody!

From: Tyrone on April 10, 2005 @ 7:36 pm
Comment: April 10 2005 @ 4:34PM
Actually by the way I do have teeth! white teeth! I brush tree times a day and u don’t be saying my car is shitty when u never saw it white boy! It’s a Viper! now go wipe your ass aand try not get into the habbit of counting your chins ya elephant!!

From: Tyrone on April 10, 2005 @ 7:42 pm
Comment: April 10 2005 @ 4:34PM
Actually by the way I do have teeth! white teeth! I brush tree times a day and u don’t be saying my car is shitty when u never saw it white boy! It’s a Viper! now go wipe your ass aand try not get into the habbit of counting your chins ya elephant!! and I am 100% black! my nickname was Blackie Chan! and that was around before White Chicks! I look like Chris Rock and I hope to God your not jacking off right now! I don’t wanna throw up! and if I ain’t black how come I eat soul food? It is known that nobody outside the black Race eats Soul Food! and I live on 123 Mallard ave in Harlem! only place I like better than Seattle and sure me and Em got a lot in common but Eminem Fan can talk in Ebonics if he wants! please feel free to commit suicide Mycoxaflppin!

From: kurdt on April 10, 2005 @ 9:29 pm
Comment: p.s.- gosox!, i like how you think. these assholes can’t tell their dicks from their diahrrea.
fuck the yankees and fuck the mariners right in the ass. the mariners are done, ichiro is a
stupid douche, and pokey reese couldn’t hit the broadside of feminine ty’s mom’s ass.

From: kurdt on April 10, 2005 @ 9:32 pm
Comment: feminine ty, i would like to know how many cc’s your engine is, along with your vin # and
your engine size in liters. i know that this viper is fictional, but i like it when you make shit
up and you trip cause your heads so far up your ass you do something wrong.

GO SOX!

From: kurdt on April 11, 2005 @ 12:59 am
Comment: Feminine Ty, yOU sEEM tO hAVE a pROBLEM wITH cAPSLOCK. just more proof that
you’re the one and same.

From: Tyrone on April 11, 2005 @ 5:48 pm
Comment: April 11 2005 @ 2:43PM
Hey Mycoxafloppin! just to awnser yo stupid question ,yes! I think your stupid! but you got me there! there is no mallard but I do live near th East Harlem River but I’m too fried to remember the address. I aint check my cc’s or any of that shit! and we was arguing because of baseball not over a viper which I do have I’ll tell u the liscense number 350 -lxg and it’s 2003 when made but it aint none of yo mind what my engine size liters are because you might come jack the thing and I know when white people want what they can’t have they will steal it but I can barely drive it at night because of all the drug dealers and crips and bloods

From: Tyrone on April 11, 2005 @ 5:50 pm
Comment: April 11 2005 @ 2:43PM
dickhead my car is rweal but I can’t drive it at night! crips and bloods! I don’t need them on my ass! even if my Uncle is a crip

From: Homer Simpson on April 11, 2005 @ 6:05 pm
Comment: April 11 2005 @3:05PM
mmmmmmmmm baseball!

From: Resident Evil 4 on April 11, 2005 @ 6:08 pm
Comment: April 11 2005@ 3:06PM
I really don’t get the fight! what is the big deal? I like the Mariners too but I’m for the Dodgers! I live in Oakdale California but I don’t like the A’s! anything worth doing is worth doing right!

From: kurdt on April 11, 2005 @ 6:28 pm
Comment: i think i know how to spell my own name, feminine ty. plus your uncle can lick your
girlfriends clit, which he is doing right now. i still find it amusing that you post within
minutes of yourself everytime. by the way, y-o-u-r is your, y-o-u-’-r-e is YOU ARE. get your
shit together. there is no such thing as a sports degree either, so you can drop that shit
now.
NYY-1
BOS-8

From: Tyrone on April 11, 2005 @ 6:53 pm
Comment: April 11 2005 @ 3:49Pm
I really don’t get this Within minutes f yourself thing cause I’m still stoned and I don’t giove a fuck about the Red Sox or Yankees They both suck! a what I mean by zsports degree is I want to be a basketball star since I was one in High School but what I mean by that is Sports is easier to get into once your have a degree so in a matter of speaking there is a sports degree pencil dick! and you can go eat yo mama’s white pussy and then give your Daddy a blympie (to give somebody a blowjob while they take a shit) Why would I be 2 people at once? that aint me! either you are on crack or Em is pretending to be me!

From: kurdt on April 11, 2005 @ 8:18 pm
Comment: ok, now i’m positive feminine ty is lickin dick. your alter ego eminem fan was the one who
said he was in college getting a sports degree. you’re one stupid kid, feminine ty.

From: kurdt on April 11, 2005 @ 8:24 pm
Comment: i think we can all agree that River Styx is a virgin. how about you shine a flashlight up
your ass and see if light comes from your mouth. all i do in this shit is explain why the red
sox are better than everybody and expose the fake gangsters. eminem fan has been
oddly silent from my inquiries on his age, and thats because tyrone and eminem fan are
the same person. hence feminine ty. so how about you take your girly ass and go back to
the american idol wannabe page.
(not you special ed, the other guy)

From: Chakka Luther King on April 12, 2005 @ 6:35 pm
Comment: April 12 2005@ 6:00PM
bitch I aint no Jew! I am a baptist! and this whole website licks balls! kurdt is a dicksucking bitch and he won’t even get laid by a Hooker! and by the way Kurdt the only reason the Red Sox won last year is because they were up against the Cardinals! they live in a southern state! of course they suck! Jackpot City Nevada bitch! if they ever get a team it will be the Jackpot City Bullets!

From: Tyrone on April 12, 2005 @ 6:39 pm
Comment: April 12 2005@ 6:18PM
The Sox suck as do the NY Yankees! when it comes to baseball I like the three M’s Mets ,Mariners and Marlins The Astros dig okay too but I am not Eminem Fan and if you were here right now I would beat you into a coma for alking so much shit and by the way, Why don’t you go ahead and tell me how old you are so I can know how long I have to kick the shit outta you bfore you kill yourself!

From: Farris Bueler on April 12, 2005 @ 6:42 pm
Comment: April 12 2005@ 2:30PM
This kurdt guy is robably pretending to be Ignorant Ass while he’s sitting there accusing Eminem Fan and Tyrone! Hey kurdt! I hear you can get a good look at a T bone steak by sticking your head up a bull ass but I’d rather take a butchers word for it.

From: kurdt on April 12, 2005 @ 7:08 pm
Comment: ok, well, heres my daily ranting. ignorant ass, thanks for the support. next on the list is
feminine ty. you are pathetic. every damn time i ask you a simple question you put on
your tyrone mask and dodge it. i’m going to go with the facts. you think eminem likes you
because you met him. you hit 47 home runs in little league last year, and you live in
seattle. but later, you claimed to be in college getting a sports degree. i think maybe
somebody forgot which name they were posting under, cause tyrone later claimed to be
getting the sports degree. by the way, sports degrees don’t exist. and as to the question
you asked as tyrone, i’m 18. and no i won’t buy you cigarettes or porn.

From: Tyrone on April 12, 2005 @ 7:16 pm
Comment: April 12 2005@7:15PM:10PM
What will it take to get this through yourr stupid little head?! I am not Eminem Fan! I don’t even like Eminem! Rap music was written for blacks! you whites wrote rock! stick with it! there is such thing as a Sports degree! ask your teacher! if you mean you can’t go to college for just sports then true! but there is! you can become a sports star if you go to College! I have asked everybody I know and they have said yes! I have asked a TA in College A: Yes! I don’t watch porn and I don’t smoke Ciggs! any jerking off I do is saved for Halle Berry and Jennifer Garner! My name is Tyrne James Lermaine! not Eminem Fan! White people do not listen!

From: kurdt on April 12, 2005 @ 7:18 pm
Comment: next up are the shithead newbies! chakka luther king, you are a loser with a shitty
nickname. since you haven’t gone and contradicted yourself yet, i can’t officially label you
a dumbass except for how pointless your post was. farris bueler, first of all, the fucking
movie box spells his name correctly, so i’m wondering how huge of a jackass you’d have
to be to spell it wrong. by the way, i am an ignorant ass but i’m not the ignorant ass, so
you can let that go right about now. jay&silentbob, if you would like to call me a marilyn
manson wannabe, that’s fine, but SPELL HIS FUCKING NAME RIGHT DUMBASS! and if
you want to talk about pathetic excuses for a human being, try a dumbass with the screen
name jay&silentbob that comes into a chatroom and doesn’t know what the fuck he’s
talking about.

From: Eminem Fan on April 12, 2005 @ 7:19 pm
Comment: April 12 2005@ 4:17PM
you have one person on your side! wow! you aren’t winning this fight I hope you know! I have counted at least seven people who seem to think you are a stupid bitch!

From: kurdt on April 12, 2005 @ 7:28 pm
Comment: tyrone i will agree that rap music was written for blacks,and that whites should stick to
rock, but you are one stupid person. why did you say you were getting a sports degree
after eminem fan said the same damn thing. also it was after i asked eminem how a 13
year old could be in college. if you can prove to me that you and eminem fan are different
people, i will apologize and forget it. that doesn’t mean that i won’t still call you a liar
because i know that no college student that lives in harlem drives a viper. what college
do you go to, by the way?

From: kurdt on April 12, 2005 @ 7:29 pm
Comment: i have counted at least seven people on this site that can’t tell their thumb from their dick,
including you. you have not answered one of my questions yet, eminem fan. how old are
you?

From: GoSox! on April 12, 2005 @ 7:31 pm
Comment: at least i know how to spell COMMERCIAL eminem fan!

From: kurdt on April 12, 2005 @ 7:32 pm
Comment: ah gosox!, whats goin on man.

From: kurdt on April 12, 2005 @ 7:39 pm
Comment: eminem fan, this is why i have no respect for you. i ask you a easy question and you
won’t answer it. answer my fucking question.

From: GoSox! on April 12, 2005 @ 7:45 pm
Comment: im with you Kurdt..and i agree that they prob are the same ppl. eminem sucks!!---and if rap was written for blacks then where does eminem come in may i ask?

From: kurdt on April 12, 2005 @ 7:55 pm
Comment: i have no idea. anyway, feminine ty won’t answer anything i’ve been asking him. well, its
almost 8 and i’ve gotta go finish some homework. I’ll see you around, goSox!

From: Ignorant Ass on April 13, 2005 @ 6:13 pm
Comment: Oh and I find it funny that on april 8th Tyrone said that kurdt needed to learn how to spell when he in fact wrote kurdt’s name wrong. Feminine Ty I must say you would be a great candidate for the Dumbass Award, I mean look at this post :
From: Tyrone on April 11, 2005 @ 5:48 pm
Comment: April 11 2005 @ 2:43PM
Hey Mycoxafloppin! just to awnser yo stupid question ,yes! I think your stupid! but you got me there! there is no mallard but I do live near th East Harlem River but I’m too fried to remember the address. I aint check my cc’s or any of that shit! and we was arguing because of baseball not over a viper which I do have I’ll tell u the liscense number 350 -lxg and it’s 2003 when made but it aint none of yo mind what my engine size liters are because you might come jack the thing and I know when white people want what they can’t have they will steal it but I can barely drive it at night because of all the drug dealers and crips and bloods


From: Ignorant Ass on April 13, 2005 @ 6:14 pm
Comment: Holy crap! The dumbass tells you his license plate number but he doesn’t tell you the size of his engine because he thinks that kurdt is gonna steal it. What the fuck? Are me and Kurdt the only people who are here that knows there is something wrong with that?

From: Ignorant Ass on April 13, 2005 @ 6:16 pm
Comment: And if Feminine Ty turns out to be two different people then somebody better call the CDC Because it turns out that "stupid" is highly contagious! Kurdt also seems to be one of the few non-retarded people here. But don’t feel bad Feminine Ty that just means you’re "special"

From: GoSox! on April 14, 2005 @ 4:37 pm
Comment: HHAHHAHHAHHAHHA!

From: kurdt on April 14, 2005 @ 5:12 pm
Comment: thank you, ’ignorant ass’. i’m glad that at least you and GoSox! know whats goin on in
here, because these jokers have no clue.

From: GoSox! on April 14, 2005 @ 5:15 pm
Comment: soo true lol!

ps- no yankee fans are sticking up for them cuz they prob. figured it out too lol!

From: kurdt on April 14, 2005 @ 5:22 pm
Comment: either that or their mom took the computer away. i swear that eminem fan/tyrone was 13.

From: Ignorant Ass on April 14, 2005 @ 5:24 pm
Comment: I don’t think any Yankee fans are sticking up for them becuase they probably finally realized that they are true A-Grade dumbasses. Fortunately there is a cure for dumbass - http://maddox.xmission.com/suicide.html

From: Ignorant Ass on April 14, 2005 @ 5:26 pm
Comment: Feminem said he was 13...and in college....getting a "sports degree".

From: GoSox! on April 14, 2005 @ 8:55 pm
Comment: haha nice move ignorant ass

From: COOLNESS on April 14, 2005 @ 8:57 pm
Comment: YANKEES-26 RED SUX-6
WE HAVENT WON 1 IN 5 YEARS
YA JUST WON 1 AFTER 86 YEARS!!!!PATHETIC AND YEA BALME IT ON THE LAME EXCUSE OF THE CURSE...SORE LOSERS

From: kurdt on April 14, 2005 @ 10:56 pm
Comment: "coolness" needs to find a more becoming nickname, maybe "jackass" or "douchebag"
would be more to his tastes.

From: Ignorant Ass on April 15, 2005 @ 12:10 am
Comment: Looks like someone doesn’t know how to turn off capslock. Is it really that hard? you only have to move your pinky finger 7/16ths of one inch and then you will not sound like a dumbass. Un-fucking-real.

From: kurdt on April 15, 2005 @ 12:19 am
Comment: no joke. i’m willing to bet Red Sox world series tickets that ’coolness’ didn’t win the school
spelling bee.

From: F the red sox on April 15, 2005 @ 3:30 pm
Comment: YEAH OK too bad Damon is going to end up in PINSTRIPES next season because and i quote "they are really going to have to antiy up to keep me"
your players are sell outs. FUCK DAMON WE DON’T WANT HIM.

From: Ignorant Ass on April 15, 2005 @ 3:51 pm
Comment: Damon is going to end up in pinstripes because "they are really going to have to antiy up to keep me" Sorry but that doesn’t seem right to me. Maybe I’m crazy but I don’t think "antiy" is a word. So next time if you want to make an argument make sure you don’t look like a dumbass because nobody will take you seriously if you go and say something retarded.

From: Ignorant Ass on April 15, 2005 @ 3:53 pm
Comment: I sure hope that people like feminine ty don’t have sex. That could be awful! We’d have idiots all over the place! So if you are a dumbass and you want to have sex remember "Use lots of fucking protection, asshole!". I hope this helps keep idiots from being born.

From: COOLNESS on April 15, 2005 @ 4:50 pm
Comment: YEA I LIKE CPSLOCK YA GOT A PROBLEM!!!!!!!YOU LITTLE ASS JITS!!!!!YANKEES RULE

From: Ignorant Ass on April 15, 2005 @ 5:51 pm
Comment: What the fuck is "CPSLOCK"? How do you assclowns manage to breathe when you can’t even spell out a proper sentence in your own goddamn language? I have an idea it’s called "get rid of fucktarded people on the internet". here’s how it works: We take all the fucktards in the world trick them into going into a giant meat grinder by saying there is some asian male porn or something and then we make Happy Meals out of them and we feed them to homeless people who will in turn die as well from heart attacks.

From: Ignorant Ass on April 15, 2005 @ 5:53 pm
Comment: Oh and one more thing, What the fuck is a "jit"?

Please explain, Coolness.

From: GoSox! on April 15, 2005 @ 6:21 pm
Comment: coolness..do u relize that NONE of your fellow yankee fans are sticking up for u?

From: GoSox! on April 15, 2005 @ 6:21 pm
Comment: ps- kinda like a-rod!

From: Eminem Fan on April 15, 2005 @ 8:34 pm
Comment: April 15 2005 @5:28PM
Aha!! You all are wrong! I was pretending to be Tyrone! I think he’s a ghetto punk for hating Eminem! I was supposed to make it look like we were the same person! but I tricked ya! you are all a bunch of idiots! ands Go Sox! My mariners are beating your Sox right now! assuming your talking about the White Sox! they are better than the Red Sox and we aare smoking them right now! oh and Tyrone! good luck with the Rats in the apartment thing! and Yankks are damn good! i’d like em if R Johnson was’nt with them! and a fan clobbered a member of your! Red Sox Kurdt! We will see! who wins the series! wanna make a bet? Give me your address and I will give you mine! it does’nt matter who wins the series between the Sox or Mariners! whoever does BETTER! If you do bbeter with Sox then I will send you fifty bucks but if I win you take your Elton John ,Merylin Manson loving ass to a different sight!

From: GoSox! on April 15, 2005 @ 9:23 pm
Comment: is it me or did anyone not understand what eminem fan just said...and no im not a white sox fan..im a red sox fan and a fan didnt clobber a player on the sox...r u on drugs?

From: Ignorant Ass on April 15, 2005 @ 11:24 pm
Comment: What the fuck.....?

It doesn’t matter if you’re pretending to be a dumbass, you’re still a dumbass yourself!

Can’t you take Maddox’s advice?

Suicide ain’t so bad. Give it a try.

From: Ignorant Ass on April 15, 2005 @ 11:25 pm
Comment: Seriously, you are a dumbass thirteen year old

From: Ignorant Ass on April 16, 2005 @ 2:41 am
Comment: Maybe it’s an unwritten law to not know anything about what you’re talking about.

Just an educated guess.

From: Piss on You! on April 16, 2005 @ 7:25 pm
Comment: April 162005@ 5:30PM
this my version of a song written by R Kelley!
Haters wannna hate! Lovers wanna love! But I don’t to be none of the above I wan’t to piss on you! Im gonna give you some poo poo! I’m gonna give you some peepee! Then I’ll fart in yo mouth!

From: Eminem Fan on April 16, 2005 @ 7:43 pm
Comment: April 16 2005@4:37PM
Seriously Tyrone I don’t gotta do what you say just cause your all older but I know how to fight and I REFUSE TO SAY A DAMN APOLOGY!! i WILL NOT!!!! You all can kiss my ass cause you are all just the toilet pper I wipe my ass with! I was fucking Ignorant ass’s Mom! my favorite Eminem song called UNDER THE INFLUENCE is what I have to say to you guys! Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya ,nya neghnth neaya neyamanaa Translation So you could suck my dick if you don’t like my shit! cuz I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick! cause I don’t give a fuck if you don’t like my shit! cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick!

From: Ignorant Ass on April 16, 2005 @ 7:48 pm
Comment: April 16 2005@4:43PM
Okay then I’ll apologize!I should never have stuck up for Kurdt! I am only fourten but still in first grade and also I finished a puzzle in a week and thought I was smart ecause the box said 2/3 years! I am probably never gonna get laid except when micheal jackson jerks me! I thought about it and just please Tyronee! don’t hurt me! or Eminem Fan! I am so scared! I think I better cut my wrists to ease the pain! I’m just a sad scared little boy! I must end my dicksucking life by my own hand! I am so weak! I can’t fight worth a damn!

From: kurdt on April 17, 2005 @ 1:49 am
Comment: first of all, eminem fan is a dumb fuck for pretending to be me earlier. talk is big over the
internet, you fucking middle schooler. i know you’re staging the whole act, so how about
instead of massaging your stupid ego, you go massage your teenie weenie to an
eminem poster. i don’t know where you get off pretending you’re tough, but it’s obviously
not working.

From: kurdt on April 17, 2005 @ 1:53 am
Comment: tyrone, if i was wrong, i’m truly sorry for associating you with that fucking dumbass. hey
eminem fan, the real test, tell me how much a quarter of chronic weighs in grams and
maybe i’ll get some respect for you.

From: kurdt on April 17, 2005 @ 1:56 am
Comment: wait, never mind. i just read your previous post and seeing as this is a RED SOX joke
page, you thinking GoSox! likes the white sox makes you look dumber than eminem
when he got his ass kicked however many times in 8 mile!

From: kurdt on April 17, 2005 @ 6:41 pm
Comment: I loved that rant, ’Ignorant Ass’. Excellent.

From: Tyrone on April 18, 2005 @ 5:59 pm
Comment: April 18 2005@2:54PM
Kurdt you are asking the wrong guy because I’m just out of high school and AM going to the UW University of Washington but you is asking the wrong guy if you wanna know about that,Math is my weakness I mean I can tell you 13x379 is 4,927 but I really don’t get all this ounces or grams shit,never paid much attention to it. History is my best so that is something to ask. Ignorant Asshole! my dick is so big I need an elastic zipper! how big is yours? probably about the size of a chopped carrot you shit faced cumbucket!

From: Ignorant ass on April 18, 2005 @ 6:51 pm
Comment: April 18 2005 @3:50PM
oh yeah me and Kurdt been fucking all day but it’s hard cause our dicks are so small but then when I came in kurdt he farted my sperm back out!

From: Ignorant Ass on April 18, 2005 @ 11:25 pm
Comment: By the way Tyrone, I think you need a different insult than "shit-faced cumbucket". It’s kinda boring. Also it doesn’t make sense.

From: Ignorant Ass on April 19, 2005 @ 2:04 pm
Comment: "Kurdt you are asking the wrong guy because I’m just out of high school and AM going to the UW University of Washington but you is asking the wrong guy if you wanna know about that, math is my weakness I mean I can tell you 13x379 is 4,927 but I really don’t get all this ounces or grams shit" - Posted by Tyrone
Is that in response to "hey
eminem fan, the real test, tell me how much a quarter of chronic weighs in grams and
maybe i’ll get some respect for you. " - posted by Kurdt

From: Ignorant Ass on April 19, 2005 @ 2:05 pm
Comment: Yeah that would make a lot more sense if you and feminem were one and the same, as Kurdt’s questions was directed at feminem. Whatever....

From: Tyrone on April 19, 2005 @ 7:26 pm
Comment: April 19 2005@ 4:17PM
Well I guess since I luv the Mariners but can’t really diss the Red Sox any more I gotta think of aanother team to diss on hmm aw yeah huh cause the Tigers make Eminem Fan’s little Leauge team look like The Playoffs! aight here’s a joke about them

This kid is looking for a home and he has run away because his parents beat the shit outta him so then he finaly goes to court after the Cops find him and states"I don’t wanna live with my parents I wanna live with the Detroit Tigers! and the lawyer says "Why the Tigers?
"Cause the Tigers don’t beat anybody!
Ignorant Ass I was anwsering that question cause I was fried and also I did’nt read the part where he said "Eminem Fan. while asking the question.

From: Ignorant Ass on April 19, 2005 @ 7:31 pm
Comment: April 19 2005@ 3:10PM
I once took advantage of a baby chicken! I could’nt help it it was so furry and yellow!

From: Ignorant Ass on April 19, 2005 @ 8:20 pm
Comment: Okay, now I’m almost positive that this dumbass kid "eminem fan" is using my name to post queer shit about me. Actually I’m positive, Afterall the last two posts were made within seconds of each other so yeah, I think you get it. Now I won’t go fly out to where ever this little shit is to beat his ass down but my friend Jim might (Christpuncher67@yahoo.com ).
He’d probably fly out where you are, that is if it’s not insanely expensive, and beat the shit out of you. I can say that I’ve witnessed some stuff this guy has done and he isn’t very cool when you piss him off. Anyways, if Feminem wants a fight he can just give my buddy Jim an email.

From: Ignorant Ass on April 19, 2005 @ 8:21 pm
Comment: And if Feminem doesn’t go blow his load on an angry email demanding that Jim should go kick his ass, then we can all be pretty sure he is a tiny dicked teenager.

From: kurdt on April 20, 2005 @ 2:32 am
Comment: Well, Walla Walla Washington? Wow, that’s where the real gangsters live, right feminem?
well, i’ve actually been to walla walla, but i am still gonna have to get an address from
you. and don’t give me a fake because i will know, trust me.

From: Tyrone on April 20, 2005 @ 8:55 pm
Comment: April 20 2005@ 5:52PM
I dougt Kurdt is gonna travel 2000 miles for a kid but if that kid takes out,Kurdt,Ignorant ass and Ignorant ass’s cousin I gotta say he will have won my respect because let me tell u something Em ,If u so tough then why u gotta talk tough? it’s okay to curse but u don’t see Jet Li or Denzel Washington talking shit,now do you? I did’nt think so!

From: kurdt on April 21, 2005 @ 1:15 am
Comment: true, tyrone. just because your mentor or whatever was in prison doesn’t mean he wasn’t
the bitch. fuck, i’ve got two cousins in Bay State correctional and my brother john is at old
colony correctional. that doesn’t mean they know how to fight.

From: Ignorant Ass on April 21, 2005 @ 6:39 pm
Comment: Tell me Mr.Ultra Badass knows-a-guy-in-prison what is the most effective way to kill someone with a double-edged serated knife?

You tell me the best way and I might consider believing your wimpy ass lies about how badass you are.

From: Ignorant Ass on April 21, 2005 @ 6:40 pm
Comment: I wouldn’t even consider going to walla-walla to fight with a little kid. However like I said my buddy Jim might be up to it.

From: Eminem Fan on April 21, 2005 @ 8:48 pm
Comment: April 21 2005@5:45PM
I really don’t give a fuck about knives! I am a gun lover! For home protection under my Brothers bed is a Dessert Eagle .50 Magnum. Knives suck! The mentor as you call it is a gun person as well! he ued to own three now onns one, a .38 Revolver but bring your cousin! and I don’t believe,Actually I know you guy are pussies that still sleep with ther Mama cause they are afraid of the front room!

From: Kurdt on April 21, 2005 @ 8:50 pm
Comment: April 21 2005@5:45PM
Oh ow! I’m fucking Ignorant ass in the ear! I have no cum gbecause my salmon does not swim upstream!

From: Ignorant Ass on April 21, 2005 @ 8:59 pm
Comment: Okay the best way and most lethal way to attack someone with a knife is to aim for a spot on the side of the neck and then twist and remove through the front of their neck.

In movies they think the best way to do it is to cut from ear to ear, but trust me, that doesn’t always work. My way the victim will be dead in roughly 3 - 4 seconds.

My favourite gun (the one I use the most) is an old one: the Ruger mark 2, .22 long rifle version. Why? Because I make my own silencers and once you put on the silencer it’s about as quiet as a pellet gun. I also prefer 5.56 ammunition as opposed to heavier amunition because the .50 AE bullet falls too quickly to be used for what I do. Up close however a .50 AE bullet is devastating.

From: Ignorant Ass on April 21, 2005 @ 9:03 pm
Comment: Normally to kill somebody I would use a 9(x19) JHP. Much more effective. Unfortunately my silencers don’t work for those.

From: Ignorant Ass on April 21, 2005 @ 9:05 pm
Comment: The 9mm(JHP) has a nice muzzle velocity of (roughly) 460 M/S which isn’t bad for a lower caliber bullet.

From: Eminem Fan on April 23, 2005 @ 5:53 pm
Comment: April 23 2005@ 2:48PM
maybe you haven’t seen COPS it hs shown that at far range you can be wearing a bullet proof vest and fire a Desert Eagle .50 and the will have a ucking crater in their chest plus their backs are on fire. Fuck I was watching some movie with Robert Deniro in it this mrning and it was supposed to be Black people vs Italians. too bad .50’s did’nt exist cause then there would’nt be any damn Mafia left in that part of NY. Anybody with a brain stem knows the blacks though they killed some italians too, blacks were in the right cause they did’nt do nothing to them,I swear man people among white culture are just begging for enemies!

From: kurdt on April 24, 2005 @ 6:35 pm
Comment: hey feminem, stop using my fucking name. plus, if you get your info from cops and deniro
movies, you are one stupid fuck. by the way, have you sent Ignorant Ass’s buddy Jim an
email yet? remember to do that, because until then, we all think you are a pussy middle
schooler.

From: Eminem Fan on April 25, 2005 @ 6:50 pm
Comment: April 25 2005@ 3:40PM
Until I email Jim? I haven’t got his fucking Email address! by the way,Tyrone got something right ,Rock does suck! seriously! I heard that stupid song my Manson callled Rock Is Dead! think what u want to! and u say middle schooler as if its my faut! it is’nt my fault! and if your cousin is so high and mighty why the fuck won’t one of u come down here? I am one of those gigantic middle schoolers! I guess fast food makes Americans really tall cause I am six foot. I have a punching bag in my basement! and I practice every night! I wish somebody would stop talking all this shit and prove I am weak! Yo Ignorant! What is yo cousins email? I’ll email him a challenge! I also hope u know that I can sit here and do what the fuck I want! I bet u don’t even got a girl yet! Guess what? I have a date tonight at five at the Metro theatre! I am going with Alica! She is black! I can’t score with blacks if I’m a pussy! We gonna see Amnityville Horror.

From: Eminem Fan on April 25, 2005 @ 6:50 pm
Comment: April 25 2005@ 3:40PM
Until I email Jim? I haven’t got his fucking Email address! by the way,Tyrone got something right ,Rock does suck! seriously! I heard that stupid song my Manson callled Rock Is Dead! think what u want to! and u say middle schooler as if its my faut! it is’nt my fault! and if your cousin is so high and mighty why the fuck won’t one of u come down here? I am one of those gigantic middle schoolers! I guess fast food makes Americans really tall cause I am six foot. I have a punching bag in my basement! and I practice every night! I wish somebody would stop talking all this shit and prove I am weak! Yo Ignorant! What is yo cousins email? I’ll email him a challenge! I also hope u know that I can sit here and do what the fuck I want! I bet u don’t even got a girl yet! Guess what? I have a date tonight at five at the Metro theatre! I am going with Alica! She is black! I can’t score with blacks if I’m a pussy! We gonna see Amnityville Horror. Thank u and fuck u!

From: Tyrone on April 25, 2005 @ 6:53 pm
Comment: April 25 2005@3:51`PM
okay man Kurdt lay of him! this kid is stubborn! I don’t think it’s possible for him to shut the fuck up! He is headstrong! we both know he gonna write back! I don’t think a laywer can win an arguement with him! he’s headstrong!

From: Ignorant Ass on April 27, 2005 @ 2:42 pm
Comment: Okay, this is my last post on this message board because that stubborn asshole just doesn’t get it. Seriously, this is fucking hopeless. Feminem, www.stfu.se has instructions for what you should do. Since feminem is too much of an idiot, I talked with my buddy Jim. Unfortunately, just like me, he says that he isn’t going to fly out to fucking Washington to start shit with some little kid. So feminem, 6 things: 1.Movies are not a very good source for facts
2.We know that you’re a spotty white 13 year old who is pretending to be black.
3.Black people are no better than white people or anyone else.
4.Nobody wants to listen to your retarded bullshit.
5.You need to learn how to spell.
6.Try to avoid internet slang and abbreviations as it’s the most ignorant thing ever created.

From: Ignorant ass on April 28, 2005 @ 8:29 pm
Comment: I hate people from other countries! There I said it! I hate peeople who arent’ American! and I only said Ignorant cuz I’m a Micheal Jackson fan and I support child molestation! I wanna be kid rapist when I grow up! Kurdt jut can’t giv me enough being he his grave will probably say HERE LIES KURDT! STIFF AT LAST!

From: kurdt on April 28, 2005 @ 8:55 pm
Comment: ok, you know what, i haven’t killed anyone. feminem hasn’t killed anyone. ignorant ass
hasn’t killed anyone. killing is the most sickening thing i can think of, besides rape. if you
guys think its cool to kill people, then i’ve got news for you; wait until your fiancee is
raped and murdered by thugs who thought they were gangsters. feminem, if you actually
have a girlfriend, you would feel the same way i did. you fucking sicken me, because
emily was everything to me, we were going to live our lives together, but some stupid
motherfuckers took that. i can’t take hearing about how you are going to jump me or i got
stiff when i died. i am so fucking tired, of stupid bastards like you living in your safe little
world when there are people like me, who mean well, but we always get fucked in the
end. wait until Alica is raped, feminem, then you will be me.

From: Ignorant Ass on April 29, 2005 @ 4:32 pm
Comment: I know, I know, I said that before would be my last post, but I strongly felt I needed to say some things. I’m not an American or a German, dumbass. Some of my friends have died as well as my old girlfriend because of wild fuckers like you who can’t drive or shoot a gun.
The Mafia is better than gangs because when they decide to make a hit, they get the guy they’re after(more often than not). However, when you black gangbangers decide to make a hit, you shoot all over the place and kill the 6 year old girl who was just buying some ice cream(true story, happened a couple blocks from where I live). Kurdt, I’m afraid I have killed somebody, but death just doesn’t affect like it used to. Eminem Fan, just shut your fucking face, and if I ever do you meet you in person, trust me, you won’t be able to kill me.

From: Ignorant Ass on April 29, 2005 @ 4:43 pm
Comment: Nobody needs to be racist, or just a plain asshole to everyone online. Just everyone stop fucking with this kid afterall, he just can’t accept the fact that maybe, just maybe there are people who are more strong or more intelligent than he is. This bullshit has to stop, Eminem Fan.

From: Ignorant Ass on April 29, 2005 @ 4:48 pm
Comment: And finally, http://www.feminem.com .

Yes, now it’s my last post.

From: kurdt on April 30, 2005 @ 1:30 pm
Comment: i’m finished here.

From: Eminem Fan on April 30, 2005 @ 7:03 pm
Comment: march 30 2005@4:01PM
sorry kurdt! about your girl. but I guess that proves Ignorant to be racist as well as anybody! maybe u aint never heard of Bumpy Johnson! he is from harlem and he was’nt dead till the 80’s but was started in the 60’s! I won ! u gave up! I got a shirt saying Refooze to lose!

From: Ignorant Ass on May 2, 2005 @ 6:37 pm
Comment: "Nobody needs to be racist, or just a plain asshole to everyone online. Just everyone stop fucking with this kid afterall, he just can’t accept the fact that maybe, just maybe there are people who are more strong or more intelligent than he is. This bullshit has to stop, Eminem Fan." I don’t understand how this can prove that anybody is racist. Eminem Fan.

You guys just don’t understand what we’re saying. I’ll put it in point form.

I’m telling everyone to leave because Eminem Fan refuses to accept the fact that he is a moron who can’t understand the posts.

From: Ignorant Ass on May 2, 2005 @ 6:47 pm
Comment: Did you guys get what I was telling everyone in that post? How can I be racist if I said that blacks are no better than whites? Is this even getting read by you?

Fact: Eminem Fan is thirteen.
Fact: Eminem Fan and Tyrone are both racist, stereotyping hypocrites.
Fact: Kurdt doesn’t care about trying to educate you fucks anymore.
Fact: Eminem Fan and Tyrone can’t spell.
Fact: Eminem Fan and Tyrone are both liars.
Fact: Eminem Fan and Tyrone cannot understand what they are trying to defend or what Ignorant Ass is trying to say.

From: Ignorant Ass on May 2, 2005 @ 6:50 pm
Comment: "Some of my friends have died as well as my old girlfriend because of wild fuckers like you who can’t drive or shoot a gun.
The Mafia is better than gangs because when they decide to make a hit, they get the guy they’re after(more often than not). However, when you black gangbangers decide to make a hit, you shoot all over the place and kill the 6 year old girl who was just buying some ice cream(true story, happened a couple blocks from where I live)." This post tells you that a gang tried to kill somebody but ended up kill the innocent bystanders.

From: Ignorant Ass on May 2, 2005 @ 6:57 pm
Comment: Saying that gangs are full of morons is not a racist remark,but saying that only black people are in gangs is. Not all black guys do drugs. Not all black guys are in gangs. Not all black guys are racist against whites. Not all whites are racist against blacks. Your information comes from movies and stereotypes and you have the nerve to call me racist? Who the fuck are you to decide who is racist and who is not? Why the fuck are continuing with this bullshit? Me and Kurdt have won. Why do I say that? Because we are the ones walking away more intelligent than you will probably ever be. I can only say; STOP THIS BULLSHIT!
You guys are fucking morons. I have proof of this. You fucking idiots just don’t get it. I never said that the mob is better than any street gang. I merely said that their hits are more successful.

From: Ignorant Ass on May 2, 2005 @ 6:58 pm
Comment: Back up your arguments with facts. Spell sentences correctly. Don’t lie to make a point stronger.

From: Ignorant Ass on May 2, 2005 @ 7:22 pm
Comment: Yo I love baseball and basketball and I got alittle black in me and mostly white but shit why does it always Red Sox and Yankees? sure Babe Ruth was down but that was seventy fucking years ago and I live in Seattle and here’s the top five reasons why the Mariners should be victorious
1 It’s just the time for them to win a series.
2 Cuz nobody expects them to
3 They got Ichiro and he is the motherfucking bomb
4 whenever somebody talks shit about them they win
5 because I’m gonna play for them someday. I hit 47 Homeruns last year in little leauge and now I’m thirteen so I will start playing teen Leauges

From: Ignorant Ass on May 2, 2005 @ 7:29 pm
Comment: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Proof that feminem is thirteen years of age as of march 12 2005.

"Nobody’s getting anywhere, with the possible exception of feminem who is probably masturbating with self satisfaction because "he showed those assholes online"."
^absolutely true.

From: Tyrone on May 2, 2005 @ 8:26 pm
Comment: Hey did’nt Kurdt tll u we should’nt be fighting? I aint a goddamn liar and u don’t spell good either and lso I know for a fact that u are feeding Eminem Fan bullshit that twisting a knife into somebody’ neck won’t kill them like the ear would! my uncl is in the 19 street minority gang,against the Asian mfia and thee worst shot is Carlon Dayton and he misses half the shots in a .38 and there is six shots, so that’s only half. my unc has kiled before. it was an Italian guy. the way we do up here is we have a rumble,in Chinatown or orth Gate and we fight like hell. sometimes we wi,sometims we lose. if anybody pulls they gat out,it’s a gun shot off. they are big on .22’ and RCP90’s we like the Revolvers and Nickleplate Uzi’s.

From: Eminem Fan on May 2, 2005 @ 8:31 pm
Comment: May 2 2005@5:30PM
I changed my mind! I hope they got your girl like Sharron Tate! Not that I upport Manson ,he’s safe in that cell of his. u can eat shit! I am jacking off 2 Hall Berry in her Catwomen costume!

From: Eminem Fan on May 2, 2005 @ 8:32 pm
Comment: May 2 2005@5:30PM
I changed my mind! I hope they got your girl like Sharron Tate! Not that I upport Manson ,he’s safe in that cell of his. u can eat shit! I am jacking off 2 Hall Berry in her Catwomen costume! at lst UI have a dickl! u would need eight microscopes 2 find yours!

From: ??? on May 4, 2005 @ 5:10 pm
Comment: not that im involved in this conversation but eminem fan and tyrone have to be the exact same person because whenever one type the other one just happens to type right after the next.

ps- this is about baseball not about your gangs!

From: Incubus on May 5, 2005 @ 3:08 pm
Comment: From: Tyrone on April 18, 2005 @ 5:53 pm
"I guess your apology is accepted Kurdt but I was faking living in Harlem but I really live in Seattle..."

^the above proves that tyrone was in fact lying.
Tyrone, do you get why I am asking feminem to spell better? Here is an example:

"Not that I upport Manson...", "I am jacking off 2 Hall Berry in her Catwomen costume!" and who can forget this line: "at lst UI have a dickl!"

I don’t believe I must make any further comment.

From: Tyrone on May 5, 2005 @ 8:03 pm
Comment: Nope! I aint thethat White motherfucker Eminem Fan! I srewed up on the keyboard cause I do smoke weed.

From: Tasha on May 5, 2005 @ 8:05 pm
Comment: May 5 2005@5:03PM
I am a tomboy. so I like baseball I only like West Coast teams! except Texas! they suck I think Kurdt is an asshole! and you guys should stay out of this!

From: !!! on May 6, 2005 @ 5:01 pm
Comment: so now "tasha" and "tyrone" are the same person too!

From: Tyrone on May 9, 2005 @ 7:19 pm
Comment: May 9 2005@ 4:17PM

Fuck I don’t know no tasha, how the fuck am I gonnna be Tasha? so we send in at the same time so what?! besides plenty of people on sites like this send this shit at the same time! u like a fucking republican or democrat! u assume shit before u even no the issue!

From: Tyrone on May 16, 2005 @ 6:40 pm
Comment: guess what urdt? my Mariners beat your Sox! 14 6

From: Steinbrennersucks on May 24, 2005 @ 5:38 pm
Comment: ya we won without spendin like 250 million on players. Its pretty funny cuz the sox beat the yanks and u ppl no the penis yankers choked. if e spent 250 million we would have the brains 2 get good playas hu dont do steroids and actually fuvkin help the team

   
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