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Splitter
Posted by: Matthew Martin on February 23, 2005 @ 0:41 am
A pitcher was in the bottom of the ninth with two outs and a man on second. The count was 0-2. The catcher signaled for a fastball, but the pitcher waved it off. He called for a curveball with the same result, and the same went for the change-up. Only one pitch left... the Splitter. This was the pitcher’s most dangerous pitch. The catcher settled in chuckling to himself. The pitcher got set began his stretch, but just before he released the ball his pants ripped and he fell down and broke his leg never to play again.
"Haha," the batter laughed. "You ripped your pants!"
All the pitcher could do was cry. |
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Bad Ass Billy Gunn on February 23, 2005 @ 7:06 pm |
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Thats hella funny! haha. hella random, and i like the part about the crying, I want more! |
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TIM RYAN on March 2, 2005 @ 3:59 pm |
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what the hell does that mean |
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redsox15@myway.com on April 4, 2005 @ 9:16 am |
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it doesnt make any sense
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kurdt on April 11, 2005 @ 10:52 pm |
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wow. that really sucked. |
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pimpshit on April 12, 2005 @ 7:07 pm |
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thats funny so when was it that you ripped your pants, broke your leg, and never played again? |
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GoSox! on April 15, 2005 @ 8:24 pm |
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haha nice move pimpshit! |
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soxfan! on April 15, 2005 @ 8:53 pm |
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the pticher was probably a yankee! stupid cry baby yankees
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