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Why basketball is better than sex
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on December 30, 2003 @ 12:16 pm
TOP 10 REASONS WHY BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX
10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY
9. YOU CAN SET IT UP OR GO FOR THE FASTBREAK
8. IF YOU NEED A BREAK, YOU CAN CALL A 20 SECOND TIMEOUT
7. THERE IS A COACH TELLING YOU WHEN TO "TAKE IT TO THE HOLE"
6. BEING DOUBLE-TEAMED IS COMMON
5. YOU CAN PASS IT OFF, SO YOUR BUDDY CAN SCORE
4. IF SCOUTS LIKE YOUR PERFORMANCE, YOU TURN PRO
3. YOU KNOW YOU ARE DONE WHEN THE HORN SOUNDS
2. YOU ALWAYS TRY TO SCORE WITHIN 24 SECONDS
1. THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE WITH A TOWEL TO CLEAN UP ANY WET SPOTS |
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| From: |
? on March 4, 2004 @ 5:47 pm |
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fuckin stupid, who luaghed at u when u told em this joke? |
| From: |
jake on March 5, 2004 @ 10:14 am |
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great, i loved it, i am a basketball player in indiana and i have a girlfriend and this is great.
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playboy god on March 23, 2004 @ 10:15 am |
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i do not play basket ball [ice hockey is the game] sex is so much better but it is a good joke though. |
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on March 23, 2004 @ 10:16 am |
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i have never had sex so i would not no so in my book scorein in basketball is so much better. |
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mark smith on March 23, 2004 @ 10:17 am |
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i have only had sex with mandy and she is my goldfish. |
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jeramy on March 23, 2004 @ 10:18 am |
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i love my mum
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| From: |
loz young, of Solant on March 23, 2004 @ 10:22 am |
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Loz Young, i play 4 solant Stars and ive only HAD sex with a jipse |
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mark smith on March 26, 2004 @ 5:49 am |
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i shaged a bloke i no this because she has a beard!!!!!!!! |
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my name is loz on March 26, 2004 @ 5:52 am |
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i had sex in caravan!!!!!!!1 |
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mark smith on March 26, 2004 @ 6:18 am |
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i make love to a he she!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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kirsty on March 30, 2004 @ 6:54 am |
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i am under the complete power of graham!
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loz+mark on March 30, 2004 @ 6:57 am |
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we have sex regularly in a toilet at sandown high school!!!!!! |
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loz+mark on March 30, 2004 @ 7:03 am |
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we have sex regularly in a toilet at sandown high school!!!!!! |
| From: |
mark on April 11, 2004 @ 2:29 pm |
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to loz will you marry me because the sex is amazing!!!!!!!!!! |
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mark on April 11, 2004 @ 2:29 pm |
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to loz will you marry me because the sex is amazing!!!!!!!!!! |
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mark on April 11, 2004 @ 2:29 pm |
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to loz will you marry me because the sex is amazing!!!!!!!!!! |
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Dru on April 19, 2004 @ 6:47 pm |
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Fuck right doggy. I juss wish u could do both at the same time! Now that would be awsome!!!! Great joke. |
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lakerboytl48 on May 6, 2004 @ 9:55 pm |
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i love brittney g.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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lakerboytl48 on May 6, 2004 @ 9:55 pm |
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i love brittney g.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Sam Schuster on May 14, 2004 @ 1:31 pm |
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I thought that shit was funny. I play ball all the time. I don’t know though I can imagine having sex with this girl thats sitting next to me and think i would rather do that than play ball at this moment. |
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Ron Harper on May 26, 2004 @ 1:40 am |
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Lakers are the greatest....just bring it T-Wolves.....we’re gonna do it for Karl!!!
Peace out!! |
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shaun on June 7, 2004 @ 1:30 pm |
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the Lakers are going to get their shit stomped by the PIstons. Karl Malone sucks dicks for quarters |
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zeke on June 8, 2004 @ 2:26 pm |
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Piston’s are stomping the Laker’s fifteen years back into the past. Bad Boys are back. Though I wouldn’t want to have sex with any of them. Maybe if Rodman was back on the team, and still had that wedding dress. |
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mark on June 20, 2004 @ 12:41 am |
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if u think that fuckin basketball is better then sex yur stupid....i like basketball but nothin better then sex |
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pokkie on July 15, 2004 @ 6:12 pm |
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hahahaha dat was jy funny |
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PDE on August 28, 2004 @ 10:35 pm |
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This was awesome! The Dakota Wizards are the best CBA basketball team in history, the Yakima Sun Kings suck! |
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pimp on September 15, 2004 @ 11:51 am |
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theres only like one funny joke there.....this was a fukin waste of life
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B-PLAYER on October 13, 2004 @ 9:43 pm |
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WHO TOLD YOU THAT BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX MY BAD YOU PROBABLY NEVER HAD ANY HORNY ASS MOTHERFUCKA |
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BBG on October 23, 2004 @ 2:49 pm |
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i like # 7 |
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AMANDA on December 9, 2004 @ 9:53 am |
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THIS
JOKE IS KICK ASS |
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Doherty on December 16, 2004 @ 5:15 am |
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PDE The CBA sucks in general go for a reel team, not one made of rejects.
BTW Jokes are great |
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aaron doherty on December 16, 2004 @ 7:47 pm |
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i have a b.o problem |
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tsports23a on December 17, 2004 @ 4:12 pm |
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I like the joke but I wold much rather fuck up amanda or kristen. |
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wow on February 17, 2005 @ 2:58 pm |
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Really shows what kind of person you are when you would turn down sex for basketball. I’ll give you two guesses and straight isn’t an option. |
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