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Morons of Louisville
Posted by: Elf on March 29, 2004 @ 11:41 pm
It was the first day of school.The teacher asked "Who here is a Louisville Cardinal?" Everybody raised their hand except a little girl in the back. The teacher approches her and asked why she didn’t raise her hand.The little girl repled " well me daddys a Kentucky Wildcat and my mommys a Kentucky Wildcat, so I guess that makes me a Kentucky Wildcat."
The teacher than says "What if I said your daddys a moron and your mommys a moron?"
"Well than I guess I’d be a Louisville Cardinal!!" |
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melissa on May 6, 2004 @ 3:56 pm |
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who ever came up with that is funny |
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maria on May 6, 2004 @ 5:00 pm |
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ok kina funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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lylweirdwun on May 10, 2004 @ 11:58 am |
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its nOt fUnNeE aT aLL...tRuSt mE ai nOe fUnNeE... |
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anonymous on June 3, 2004 @ 10:30 am |
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lylweirdwun is crazy thats hilarious! |
| From: |
Cor on June 3, 2004 @ 10:31 am |
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lylweirdwun is crazy what was he thinin its a great joke |
| From: |
Tom135 on June 3, 2004 @ 10:32 am |
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I agree lylweirdwun ur nuts |
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BIG on June 3, 2004 @ 10:32 am |
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im with cor he rite lylweirdwun is crazy |
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baller231 on June 3, 2004 @ 10:33 am |
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I agree with all of you except lylweirdwun |
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Billy bob burbeck on June 3, 2004 @ 10:33 am |
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lylweirdwun were u stoned im sith that lasr 5 people |
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Billy bob burbeck on June 3, 2004 @ 10:33 am |
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lylweirdwun were u stoned im sith that lasr 5 people |
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Don kulminti on June 3, 2004 @ 10:34 am |
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man wtf were you think lylweirdwun |
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tha masta on June 3, 2004 @ 10:35 am |
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lylweirdwun your stupid i like this joke it a laff a minute |
| From: |
jake on June 3, 2004 @ 10:35 am |
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Lylweirwun..... what is that greek for stupid |
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HOVA on June 3, 2004 @ 10:38 am |
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lylweirdwun yea i think it is greek fo stupid
wtf is you kid
ill show you a joke
ta make ya choke
inn front of all these folk
oh oh oh |
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crazy man on June 3, 2004 @ 10:39 am |
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oh! oh! Oh baby! preach brother preach! |
| From: |
One man army on June 7, 2004 @ 2:40 pm |
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yea lylweirdwun ur crazy nice spit there Hova |
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lylweirwunhater72 on June 7, 2004 @ 2:41 pm |
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lylweirdwun you don’t know funny
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lylweirdwun on June 7, 2004 @ 2:42 pm |
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this isn |
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lylweirdwun on June 7, 2004 @ 2:43 pm |
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this isn`t funny guyz **** |
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lylweirdwun on June 7, 2004 @ 2:43 pm |
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i didn’t wright that |
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losser hata on June 7, 2004 @ 2:44 pm |
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i hate lylweirdwun |
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wtfisupwitlylweirdwu on June 7, 2004 @ 2:53 pm |
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that was one of tha best joke i ever hear WHAT WHAT were you thinkin stupidio |
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mark on June 20, 2004 @ 12:38 am |
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lylweirdwun i guess u do know whats funny everyday u have to look down at that little dick..........id laugh if i saw one that small too |
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SBC on September 23, 2004 @ 2:16 pm |
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Y0u Th!nk Th@t $h!t !s Funny!?!?!?!? |
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bballgirl on October 23, 2004 @ 2:44 pm |
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so funny i forgot 2 laugh |
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angel on October 23, 2004 @ 2:45 pm |
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dont b dissin louisville fool |
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B Bo on November 7, 2004 @ 9:22 am |
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that was hillarious |
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say? on November 20, 2004 @ 11:47 am |
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that was an awesome joke girl keep it up aight? |
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#1 UK FAN on December 22, 2004 @ 3:01 pm |
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HELL THE WHOLE LOUISVILLE BASKETBALL TEAM IS A JOKE. |
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kat the #1 UL FAN on December 22, 2004 @ 6:55 pm |
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FUK U!! you uk fan uk is even in FUCK!! UL is way better and all kentucky fans r all bluenecks and the only things u do is bein farmers n not havin a life and only thinkin bout uk!!! GET AN EFFIN LIFE !! LOUISVILLE CARDS R THE BEST! sorry uk fans i dont bleed blue...i bleed red...im normal |
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kat the #1 UL FAN on December 22, 2004 @ 6:57 pm |
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and UL IS AWSUM IN FOOTBALL aNd BASKETBALL ...UK SUCKS IN FOOTBALL...by the way u can KISS MY ASS |
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# 1 UK FAN on December 23, 2004 @ 8:48 am |
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ALL YOU LOUISVILLE FANS OUT THERE ARE JUST IN SO MUCH PAIN. ITS A SHAME A LITTLE WHITE KID FROM CENTRAL CITY PUT YOUR BELOVED CARDINALS TO SHAME. 25 PTS AGAINST A SO CALLED DEFENSE. JUST THINK, GARCIA WE SHUT HIM DOWN. DEAN SHUT HIM DOWN. YOU CANT STOP THE BIG BLUE. EVEN PITINO KNOWS THAT. WHY DO YOU THINK THAT PITINO REGRETS THAT HE EVER LEFT UK. JUST ADMIT IT YOU BUNCH OF PUKEING BUZZARDS, YOU CANT EVEN WEAR UK’S JOCK STRAP. SO HAVE A MERRY BLUE CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY WILDCAT NEW YEAR. |
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#1 UL FAN on December 24, 2004 @ 3:28 pm |
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mmmk...yea rite....we aren’t in pain..we got over it and r doin jus fine..u all uk fans would be sad for a year and we all were kicking yur ass in the game n GARCIA is awsome and is way better than stupid sparks ...he traveled and faked his foul becuz we stuffed his white ass...by the way y wuld we want to wear uk jock strap??? hmmm... |
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# UL FAN on December 24, 2004 @ 3:32 pm |
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PITINO REGRETED GOIN PRO...HE WISHED HE WOULD OF STAYED COACHING COLLEGE...HE ENJOYS COACHING LOUISVILLE AND HE SAID HE DOESNT WANT TO COACH KENTUCKY...SO THAT SHOWS HOW MUCH U KNU U BLUENECK! |
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katie big fan on January 10, 2005 @ 8:45 pm |
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this is the oldest joke...i mean can any one make up a better one? if this is as good as you can get than thats sad. I’ve got one (football game)...
Q. How do the Kentucky Wildcats count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10.
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Jill on February 23, 2005 @ 9:03 pm |
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KENTCUKY SUCKS!!! CUSA BABY! |
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Rajon Rondo on March 23, 2005 @ 4:12 pm |
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Kentucky is the greatest,Louisville fans can suck my balls,I have even tea-bagged a couple of Louisville fans to put some good in them.Louisville IS THE WORST TEAM EVER AND YOU ALL Loserville fans CAN BLOW ME!!!!EVEN YOUR CHEERLEADERS ARE BUSTED,WE HAVE WON 13 OUT OF 14 OF THE LAST CHEERLEADING CHAMPIONSHIPS,SO WHAT NOW BITCHES!!! |
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Louisville rules on March 27, 2005 @ 8:43 pm |
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Kentucky basketball is an antique now that the master of disaster..Coach RICK PITINO is here...Once again Tubbys run to the final four is drowned in mid-stream..can you say ..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....I can..:-) Oh...heres a joke for you......How does Kentucky know when its march???.....Louisville is still playing basketball......BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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fuck on April 25, 2005 @ 9:52 pm |
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fuck u asshole white boy |
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