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Even god lovers the lakers
Posted by: Ashley on June 11, 2004 @ 7:58 pm
Michael Jordan, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Chicago Bulls flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Michael," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Michael felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a brilliant White, Purple, and Gold sidewalk, a 50 ft. tall flagpole flying an enormous Los Angeles Lakers flag, and in every window a Lakers logo.
Michael looked at God and said "God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question: I won six NBA Championships, more awards than I can remember and am the greatest player of all time."
God said "So what do you want to know, Michael?"
"Well, why does Shaq get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said "Michael, that’s not Shaq’s house, ...it’s mine." |
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jake on August 1, 2004 @ 12:57 am |
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that is hilarious except i hate the lakers!! |
| From: |
scooby on August 7, 2004 @ 5:42 pm |
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why pick on jordan why not have like jordan lakers suck |
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me on October 23, 2004 @ 2:41 pm |
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GOOD 1 |
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Ha!!!!!!!!! on November 7, 2004 @ 9:21 am |
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that was agood 1
why pick on MJ |
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SHUTUP!!! on November 20, 2004 @ 11:46 am |
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i liked it i think the lakers rock and besides jordan needs a little truth_lakers are awesome and chicago bulls just aren’t |
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montroy on November 20, 2004 @ 10:57 pm |
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Fuck you mj is the best |
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LAKERS on December 2, 2004 @ 5:25 pm |
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Fuck you the LAkERs are GAnGsTa MaDaFuKEr!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Ass on December 10, 2004 @ 12:21 am |
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LaKeRs are fuckin good so don’t talk shit about lakers |
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nets and kincks on January 4, 2005 @ 3:54 pm |
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i just did nottin u can do bout it LAKERS SUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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LAKERS213 on January 4, 2005 @ 8:49 pm |
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NETS AND KNICKS???? THE LAKERS SPAAAANKED!!! THE NETS IN THE FINALS AND THE KNICKS JUST FUCKEN SUCK!!! DONT HATE ON THE LAKERS CAUSE U JUST GONNA END UP GETTIN BURNED |
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bronx ,ny on January 6, 2005 @ 3:35 pm |
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yo fuck u cuz nets and knicks are the shit LAKERS FUCKING SUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NY 4 LIFE |
| From: |
jake on January 7, 2005 @ 7:52 pm |
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la all the way babby
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| From: |
Hyena1237 on January 20, 2005 @ 10:53 pm |
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Tell that to the pistons when they were busy kicking LA’s @$$ in the finals last year! |
| From: |
jet on January 21, 2005 @ 10:13 pm |
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you @$$
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nets knicks on January 24, 2005 @ 3:54 pm |
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la garbage go nynj |
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plane on February 2, 2005 @ 12:46 am |
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go pistons!11! brig anuthar one home to motown! nice win today! they ain’t got nuthin on us. ben wallace 4 defensive player of the year all you detroit haters go to hell!
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morons all of you! on February 12, 2005 @ 5:38 pm |
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lakers are done. no team will be able to out play the spurs (in best of 7) ! well maybe the suns and the kings, but thats a big maybe.
and 1 more thing, other than Dr. J, MJ is the best to ever live. |
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manuelguzman on February 21, 2005 @ 9:21 pm |
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FUCK THE LAKERS AND THE EAST SIDE TEAMS THEY ALL SUCK ITS ALL ABAUT
THEM SACTOWN KINGZ |
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Laker fann on February 22, 2005 @ 10:46 pm |
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that was a good one, but u shouldn’t have messed with MJ... Don’t mess with the best cause the best DON’t mess don’t fool with the cool cause the cool DON’t fool!! |
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pistons on April 20, 2005 @ 8:55 pm |
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lakers suck as you can see without shaq they arnt nuttin while kobe is on trial for bein like r kelly PISTONS all the way |
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