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Why Black people are Good at Basketball
Posted by: Budda on July 5, 2004 @ 10:35 pm

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Why are Black people so good at basketball?

Because they can shoot, drive and run.


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From: no one on July 20, 2004 @ 2:22 pm
Comment: thats the way we live yo.

From: H on July 21, 2004 @ 9:04 pm
Comment: GOOD JOKE

From: sexy mami on August 6, 2004 @ 11:44 pm
Comment: that was funny and kinda racist....it ws aight tho

From: ???? on August 18, 2004 @ 4:40 pm
Comment: funny

From: ! on August 18, 2004 @ 4:41 pm
Comment: It go’s they can shoot, steal, and run

From: ummm lets see? on August 19, 2004 @ 4:28 pm
Comment: That was racist i’m black and i think it was ridiculous what does color got to do with anything

From: sexy bitch on August 19, 2004 @ 4:29 pm
Comment: yall are retadit like me lick ya self

From: ha has?? on August 22, 2004 @ 9:36 pm
Comment: um if they weren’t soooo damn good basketball wouldn’t exist!!

From: wow on September 4, 2004 @ 11:05 pm
Comment: way to say it wrong ass clown its cuse they can shoot STEAL and run

From: Rusty Shackleford on September 8, 2004 @ 12:39 pm
Comment: nice!

From: Think ya funny huh on September 9, 2004 @ 6:59 pm
Comment: Lets see how you like it This doent go for anyone "but" the person who made this,Why do you like Ritz, Beecause it for crakas(No offense just gotta make a come back)

From: tforshizz on September 10, 2004 @ 9:04 pm
Comment: fuck u

From: biga on September 13, 2004 @ 3:59 pm
Comment: Fuck all ya and shut the hell up

From: white female on September 14, 2004 @ 10:34 pm
Comment: ok , unless there’s a joke about why white peolpe are so good at water polo, I don’t think this joke is very fair!

From: hard snapper on September 16, 2004 @ 6:07 pm
Comment: yo mama tits so big on basketball court they call her double dribble

From: myself on September 28, 2004 @ 4:54 pm
Comment: I like all black jokes EXCEPT this one!

From: kc** on September 30, 2004 @ 5:00 am
Comment: im blck it waz funny

From: kokolosi on October 11, 2004 @ 3:39 am
Comment: whoever wrote that joke must be one sad ass person too have so much time to think about such stuff. GET A LIFE

From: Sam on October 12, 2004 @ 2:53 pm
Comment: you are a stupid racist person and are jelous ’cause you ain’t black

From: Niggaz on October 18, 2004 @ 1:23 am
Comment: Are you kidding people? Niggaz are the most racist sacks of shit on earth.

From: tx_snowbaby on October 19, 2004 @ 4:14 pm
Comment: because they are so good at hit and some of them are tall to touch the rim

From: ya on October 23, 2004 @ 9:47 am
Comment: suck my dick you white son_of_A_bitch

From: White people rule on October 23, 2004 @ 9:28 pm
Comment: hilarious keep up the good work, black people are so racist themselves all they do is complain about not getting enough government help, well why don’t you fukin losers get jobs, trust me it works

From: Brett on October 30, 2004 @ 1:39 pm
Comment: Good Stuff

From: Sandishia aka Sandy on October 31, 2004 @ 6:17 am
Comment: Hold up i’m black and I agree wit Ya and White people do not rule (White people rule on October 23)the only reason why half of us is racist is because yall dumb asses was 2 damb lazy to get up and get a job so u made us do all the fu**in work!and we aint sacks of sh*t!get it strait Nigga! SO SHAME U!

From: Sandishia aka Sandy on November 1, 2004 @ 10:22 pm
Comment: I’m back u mother fuckers!

From: sabrina on November 2, 2004 @ 12:43 pm
Comment: hey thats funny !!!!!!!! any 1 else got jokes like this send them 2 me a burrrna2007@aol.com thank you bye......

From: g-unite on November 9, 2004 @ 9:50 pm
Comment: i think this was hilarioooooooous

From: C-Dubb on November 10, 2004 @ 9:06 pm
Comment: Hey you can’t make fun of black people like that because i found out that one is in my family tree. Ya he has been hanging there since last thursday.

From: luisa flores on November 12, 2004 @ 9:39 pm
Comment: it was ok

From: baby girl on November 14, 2004 @ 2:29 am
Comment: i got a joke for the white people...if you lost you honky,where do you look for it?your aunts grandmother moma’s bed! beacuse honkys like to keep it in the family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: mexcian15 on November 19, 2004 @ 9:52 am
Comment: anybody there??

From: Anonymous on November 20, 2004 @ 6:44 pm
Comment: That is extremely racist!!!!Then again it depends on your opinion,some people see this funny,some don’t.I do not respect it though,STOP PUTTING BAD LABELS ON BLACK PEOPLE!!!!!

From: Hottie on November 22, 2004 @ 8:25 pm
Comment: Oh man is this all you got time to do? Just sit here and be racist by putting black people jokes! cause if it is ur pretty lame! You need to get a life! And holy fuck black people are soo sexy so don’t be a bitch and make fun of them! I’m not black but my boyfriend is and alot of my friends are and they are soo fun to hang out with! So stop being a dick and makein fum of them!

From: Witac on November 23, 2004 @ 5:58 am
Comment: why do white people have high blood pressure........2 much salt on the cracker

From: Witac on November 23, 2004 @ 6:01 am
Comment: Name One White Girl That Has Not Had A Penis In Her Mouth

From: witac on November 24, 2004 @ 2:47 pm
Comment: Name 1 black girl that isnt pregnent before the age of 20

From: c@z on November 26, 2004 @ 12:26 pm
Comment: that was a sick joke

From: lol on November 27, 2004 @ 10:59 am
Comment: OJ DID IT!!!!!

From: witac on November 28, 2004 @ 6:12 pm
Comment: Made a joke on both so now this shit can stop

From: cracker on December 1, 2004 @ 6:20 pm
Comment: What do you call a bunch of black people on a stage?
AN AUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bY THE WAY MY BLACK BROTHERS I ANIN’T RACIST

From: STACY on December 2, 2004 @ 12:36 pm
Comment: THIS IS TO RACIST PEOPLE OKAY: FIRST OF ALL RACISM IS OVER SO YA’LL NEED TO GROW UP AND GET A LIFE AND YOU GUYS ARE SO INMATURE I HAVE BLACK WHITE MEXICAN INDIAN AND FRENCH IN MY FAMILY AND YOU GUYS DON’T SEE AFRICAN AMERICANS TALKING ABOUT WHITE THIS MEXICAN THIS OKAY SOO ALL YOU RACIST PEOPLE CAN BITE ME GOSH BLACK PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE TOO AND WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOT THE RULERS OKAY OKAY BYE

From: deaman on December 2, 2004 @ 4:42 pm
Comment: it was tne shigt strat up

From: biblical name on December 2, 2004 @ 10:51 pm
Comment: stereotypes kick ass, they make the best jokes. Way to point out the obvious

From: miss sick on December 3, 2004 @ 7:48 am
Comment: Ya need to shut up ya mouths before i have to tell ya about ya selfs
OKAY !!!

From: ri-lo24 on December 3, 2004 @ 5:29 pm
Comment: hey ....."what’s what’s white and 14 inches long"........nothing .....now that’s funny!!!

From: BONAFIDE on December 4, 2004 @ 12:16 am
Comment: WHY ARE BLACK PEOPLE SO TALL? BECAUSE THEIR NEGROES (KNEE GROWS)!

From: iLLa_Wundaz on December 4, 2004 @ 12:52 am
Comment: yuh racist jokes are funny as hell,there juss jokes and yall needa quit gettin so damn defensive about it...LAUGH by the way im black and i think black jokes are the funniest...i do like that white and 14 inches joke tho...lolz

From: erin on December 5, 2004 @ 2:59 pm
Comment: hey

From: T Man on December 5, 2004 @ 8:43 pm
Comment: what did 50 cent say to his grandmother when she gave him a sweater?
gee u knit

From: ladyjordan12 on December 6, 2004 @ 10:00 pm
Comment: All I got to say is you racist white folk talking bout the black like you hate us, but if Im not mistaking every where I look I see white folk dating black people. Yall know yall love us. Because once you go black youll never go back

From: illa_bballplaya on December 6, 2004 @ 11:59 pm
Comment: whats another name for white girls?
Sluts.

what do you call a white person?
Trailor trash!=)

why do puerto ricans and blacks steal from white?
because all the white people do is call the cops, while the minorities would hunt your ass down.

why do white people where tightie whities?
because their small dicks are the only ones that fit into them.

why do white boys love football so much?
it gives them an excuse to shower with other boys.

From: illa_bballplaya on December 7, 2004 @ 12:05 am
Comment: tha only reason miachel jackson turned white is bcuz no black men or kids would fuck him and u white dumbasses let him stay at his house wtf is worng wit u?!?!?!?!?!?

From: tippy tipster on December 7, 2004 @ 9:22 pm
Comment: it goes they can shoot steal and run

From: mike lessner on December 11, 2004 @ 9:53 pm
Comment: i bet u a wigger put that joke up

From: tyrone on December 15, 2004 @ 9:21 pm
Comment: it is shoot, steal , and run

From: silly on December 17, 2004 @ 5:58 pm
Comment: "why do white boys love football so much?
it gives them an excuse to shower with other boys."

aren’t most football players black?

From: ooh and.. on December 17, 2004 @ 5:58 pm
Comment: why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo’ Drizzle!

From: The hardest on December 18, 2004 @ 3:27 pm
Comment: Whats the difference between a snake and a white person?
"One is a venomous, evil, cold-blooded creature of Satan and the other is a snake.
HAHA!! TAKE THAT WHITEY!

From: jondoe10390 on December 19, 2004 @ 10:55 am
Comment: what do u call black people in a pile of leaves raisen bran

From: Gangsta on December 19, 2004 @ 9:22 pm
Comment: Fuck all of the White people

From: darren n kernel ron on December 20, 2004 @ 1:47 pm
Comment: fuck white you white bitches you suck ass why every time i look on the enternet yall white people always eating each other shit and always fuck n ya moms and fuck n little babys in the ass that is why im not down with crack because im the only black why do white people like dogs so much because they smell like them ones they get wet that one was from kernel then darren and ron boo

From: on December 23, 2004 @ 4:04 pm
Comment: how do you know a black person got shot in the head. there is a hole in there boombox

From: DENTIST KILLA on December 24, 2004 @ 1:49 pm
Comment: ahahahahahaha this is sum funny shit (jus like a nigga wen he smiles) i gt a joke
wht do u call a black inbetween 2 houses.....an alley way

From: shaolins finest on December 24, 2004 @ 2:18 pm
Comment: ay yo im black son start sum shit we aint just good at bball we good at rappin 2:
yo its joey keep movin 4 the macs b cuban hmm ill make u sing like big ruban nigga in the hood im the american idiol first ill fight you then run up on ya stairs wit a rifil BANG!

From: da guy on December 26, 2004 @ 10:32 pm
Comment: i thought the joke was that they could run shoot ans steal

From: Caramel on December 30, 2004 @ 1:25 am
Comment: There was really nothing wrong with the joke for real. it was aight not that funny!! all these white folks are all putting this shit on talkin about us black folks. If anything the whites are the only ones that are fucked up yall try to act black cause yall want to be like us and your to damn stuck up to admit it. Stop bein such a bitch. Yall aint nothin but a WANNA BE

From: Suck A Dick on December 30, 2004 @ 3:52 am
Comment: What does a white person see when he looks at his family tree?

A straight line

From: Optimized on December 31, 2004 @ 1:59 pm
Comment: How does a black chick know her mom is on the rag???? i know u white ppl arent talking..Anyone ever watch Jerry Springer??
The majority of ppl who come on there are dirty white trailer trash who come on there talking about "Mom, I’m leaving you for My Sister"...white ppl are the nastiest..they sleep with anything....watch Jerry Springer for a week and you will see what white ppl are so proud of...they always come on there with their fat white sloppy out of shape asses with no teeth talking about "I’m leaving you for my brother"....sick fucks...how dare you talk about us like that..thats yall!!! you guys are so nasty!!! ew ew ew...and there’s so many of you who are like that too! Reality Check!!!! and you guys can’t stay faithful for nothin!!! N dont forget, no matter how much shit u talk about blk ppl....ya’ll always dippin in the chocolate! and thats real.

From: Optimized on December 31, 2004 @ 2:07 pm
Comment: And another thing.....in about 300 years, if white ppl dont blow up the world with their stupidity, Man is gonna look more like black people than any other race...and you guys know that. thats y all the racist white ppl are pissed! So you all can Get on My Level!!!~

From: BRonx ,Ny on January 4, 2005 @ 3:52 pm
Comment: IM white and i love black people

From: Josie on January 6, 2005 @ 10:27 pm
Comment: LOL hey im mixed and I just think all u guys are pitiful come on get over this race thing its really sad cause the truth is if u aint white u want to be black and if u aint black you want to be white! Well i guess i aint gotta worry im both cause i cant be eminem or well i dont kno one black person that tries to act white thats famous.

From: White Man Can Jump! on January 10, 2005 @ 1:53 pm
Comment: Ebony and Ivory man. Black are built more for basketball but white’s sure as hell can bring it on the court. I know i can.
Look at Larry Bird man. The joke wasn’t even a joke. This page is just getting god damn racist. just to settle it, white men can jump and play ball. Black’s can too. All this shit about "White people are the nastiest". what the fuck is with that! we all as bad as eachother if we gunna bullshit like this. None of us can expect to get rid of racism man, if y’all diss eachother. It just don’t make sense.

From: Optimized on January 10, 2005 @ 8:09 pm
Comment: You all know that racism isnt going anywhere....so we just have to deal with it. its sad but true! o well, i know im not racist. yea i said some racist things on this site and i dont wanna sound fake. but i have white friends, blk friends, hispanic friends and so on..basically, no matter wat color you are, im cool if ur cool.

From: erweurwe on January 11, 2005 @ 8:03 am
Comment: FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

whats the flatest surface to iron ya clothes on???
A white bitches ass!

From: snoop on January 11, 2005 @ 9:37 pm
Comment: hey fuck you motha fucka im black imma put a cap in ur ass white boy monkey
imma fuck you up and r mom in tha ass nigga

From: Nigguh on January 11, 2005 @ 10:08 pm
Comment: What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them

What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

From: Negro on January 12, 2005 @ 11:41 am
Comment: Why are Black people so good at basketball?\

Because they can run, jump, and shoot.

From: Mexican Guy on January 12, 2005 @ 11:47 am
Comment: Ok, you think you know itt......bu ya’ll niggaz wuld still be in africa if whitez didnt bring you over here.You were still wearing little ragz and tribal face paint n all datt.You learnt everything that you are today from white people.Think about that.

From: lilmama on January 12, 2005 @ 1:34 pm
Comment: first of all why must the world be so hatred i pray that u will find God some day and in every race there is ignorance and stupidity so look under ur own door

From: St8 Up Blk on January 12, 2005 @ 5:07 pm
Comment: Fuck all yall Honkey saltin ass crackaz
NiGGa 4 lyfe!!!

From: woogie boogie on January 12, 2005 @ 11:33 pm
Comment: woogie boogie naggers! get over your fuckin selves! Q: Why did God give Black guy’s big dicks?
A: He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads.


haha jp you know i got love for my niggas

some ppl need to learn how to take some fuckin jokes!

peace


From: blazeman420 on January 14, 2005 @ 4:48 pm
Comment: nicefukin jike dude funniest 1 i herd yet

From: Ni99a on January 14, 2005 @ 10:27 pm
Comment: u wack man

From: Optimized on January 14, 2005 @ 11:00 pm
Comment: From: Mexican Guy on January 12, 2005 @ 11:47 am
Comment: Ok, you think you know itt......bu ya’ll niggaz wuld still be in africa if whitez didnt bring you over here.You were still wearing little ragz and tribal face paint n all datt.You learnt everything that you are today from white people.Think about that.

WTF?? WHITE PEOPLE WOULD SUFFER RIGHT NOW IF IT WASNT FOR BLACK PEOPLE...YEA WE MIGHT STILL BE IN AFRICA IN RAGZ, BUT YALL WOULD BE BURNT TO A CRISP. DONT FORGET A BLACK MAN INVENTED THE AIR CONDITIONER. BLACK PEOPLE LITERALLY BUILT THIS COUNTRY SO THANK US WHILE UR AT IT. SO THE NEXT TIME UR SITTING IN UR HOUSE AND ITS 99 DEGREES OUTSIDE AND UR INSIDE CHILLIN WITH COOL AIR BLOWING ON UR ASS, JUST REMEMBER WAT RACE INVENTED IT....THINK ABOUT THAT....ASSHOLE.

From: ALi on January 15, 2005 @ 8:52 pm
Comment: Stupid white ppl trying to hate black ppl.... thats alll u do

From: Optimized on January 17, 2005 @ 11:56 pm
Comment: To afro negro again:

That’s your comeback???

..................................

From: jaw killa on January 18, 2005 @ 3:45 pm
Comment: that joke was funny but white people suck dick

From: White Can Jump on January 19, 2005 @ 11:14 pm
Comment: You know why white man can’t jump
cuz black man stole the shoes.
it should have say’s because they can shoot , steal , and jump

From: Optimized on January 22, 2005 @ 10:51 pm
Comment: White Men Can’t Jump because they suck. It’s okay to be physically worthless, don’t be jealous because
we are built better than you...ugh..i really hate doing this.

From: jhon on January 23, 2005 @ 4:57 pm
Comment: how do you get a black person from hanging around the house? cut the rope

From: Stephanie on January 23, 2005 @ 11:23 pm
Comment: be4 yall try n hang some one make sure u fucking joke is written right

From: Balla450 on January 24, 2005 @ 12:19 am
Comment: im black and you guys got nuttin on me..im only motha fuckin 13 sad bitches..

LIfe is like a bowl of jelly beans.....no one likes the black ones.... :-(
thats fucked up..someone gotta repasent the hood..
im probably the only black kid with a comp that runs in the ghetto
IMa crip...im only 13....i got a gun bigger than ma nose bitches..thats sad..yall cant be hatin on each otha like dis..
im here to repreasent BX..
pe@ce

From: BLOODZ ckckckckckckc on January 24, 2005 @ 3:47 pm
Comment: fuck crips

From: bronx BLOODZ on January 24, 2005 @ 3:48 pm
Comment: fuck ya bitch ass crips

From: crip killas on January 24, 2005 @ 3:50 pm
Comment: ill shot all ya crips in da head

From: bronx ny on January 24, 2005 @ 3:52 pm
Comment: yo lil nigga bx repin da bloodz

From: white on January 24, 2005 @ 3:56 pm
Comment: fuck you black people ypu fuckin monkeys stupid niggres dumb ass porch monkeys

From: weed -unit on January 24, 2005 @ 3:58 pm
Comment: yo stop hattin on each other black and white people should get along

From: italian 4 life on January 24, 2005 @ 4:00 pm
Comment: fuck dem bitch ass crips

From: Realization on January 24, 2005 @ 10:46 pm
Comment: This blog is terrible because it is inundated with the dumbest the earth has to offer.


From: c-dub on January 24, 2005 @ 11:40 pm
Comment: how come white people so ugly i guess because they cant help it J/K my girl is white sike u wouldnt date a white girl if she was the moyher fuckers girlfriend that made this damn joke and i bet she got a donkey dick

From: afro negro once more on January 25, 2005 @ 8:00 am
Comment: yall some stupid ass niggas ya know for one thing u dont know shit bout bloods an crips ny way cuz if u did were fucking together now u fucking retards we have not had a gang war in 8 years i dont know where u broke ass nigga live but i live in detroit an we have not had a gang war in 8 motha fucking years after u motha fuckas shot blaze it was on then we killd the punk ass niggas then it slowed down u never attacjed we never attacked so i dont see y u stupid fucks y saying shit about the crips u dumb fuck u just syaing that cuz ur pussy whpied by ur older brother or cuz an ur trying to be fucking kool saying shit well u know what...FUCK YALL

From: fuck detroit on January 25, 2005 @ 3:31 pm
Comment: yo fuck detriot ya got dem fake ass hoods and fuck dem bitch ass crips
is bloodz nigga

From: ak-47 on January 25, 2005 @ 3:36 pm
Comment: bitch ass crips

From: duece on January 25, 2005 @ 3:37 pm
Comment: yo ny run dis bitch

From: Stephanie on January 25, 2005 @ 4:22 pm
Comment: racist but funny

From: jibjom on January 26, 2005 @ 5:52 pm
Comment: i have a couple jokes lol:

How do u get a black person to stop jumpin on the bed?

put velcroe on the celing

What sound does a whitie’s chain saw make when it is used to threaten a blacky?

run run run run run run nigga nigga nigga nigga run run nigga nigga run run


From: me fuckface on January 27, 2005 @ 12:30 pm
Comment: all you niggas gettin so pissy ova some jokes

From: bloodz on January 27, 2005 @ 3:37 pm
Comment: yo fuck you cuz

From: jojo on January 27, 2005 @ 5:40 pm
Comment: wat up

From: bloodz on January 28, 2005 @ 3:28 pm
Comment: nigga fuck you

From: Rick Barry on January 28, 2005 @ 3:40 pm
Comment: Rick Barry and Larry byrd are the best basketball players ever beside MJ
he’s in a league of his own


WP

From: mark hyman on January 30, 2005 @ 9:59 pm
Comment: oh my god!!!!!!!! do black asses rock!!!!!!!!! ghetto fuck black women rule!!!!!!!!!!!! and thats the point// log on to
www.newscentraltv.com and tell me what you think. ........ ps learn how to spell you losers!!!!!!! OH AND (((((((((KOKOLOSI)))))))))
PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH SMART ASS.

From: mark hyman on January 30, 2005 @ 10:04 pm
Comment: black people are fine but when it comes to condesleeza rice...........................

From: mark hyman on January 30, 2005 @ 10:12 pm
Comment: hhat do you get when you cross george bush brad pitt and M.J. not not mr.jordan michael
jackson!!!!!!..................................................................a gangbang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you all..... yes and that means
you...........need your mouths washed out.

From: mark hyman on January 30, 2005 @ 10:23 pm
Comment: what do you get wen you cross """""""gangsta""""""""" with """""""white"""""" a couple of losers with broken teath.

From: mark hyman on January 30, 2005 @ 10:39 pm
Comment: caller....this wellfare????????operator.........yes do you need anything???????caller............. what chew think i need birth
control!!!!!!!!!!!operator ohkayyyyyyy sorry...... i need you to answer a few questions/do you have any children/how much do you
weigh/if so how many children do you have/whats your creed/are you loud and annoying/whats your race/............caller/yes/500lb/
150/snoop dog uncencored/yes/BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: mark hyman on January 30, 2005 @ 10:58 pm
Comment: black people are fine but when it comes to condesleeza rice...........................

From: stoned on January 31, 2005 @ 8:03 pm
Comment: dammmmmmm..................... oh golly........ oh golly oh golly dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: whiteguy on January 31, 2005 @ 8:17 pm
Comment: sayyy what u like but keep our white girlsv out of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by the way howdya get aa black bitch outa the groceryline ,,,shake a
red hanky in her/his/whoethehellknows direction..

From: lawyer on January 31, 2005 @ 8:27 pm
Comment: the five largest prisons in the world are filled , well not completley , only 86.3 percent with blacks , chew on that troublemakers you
cost the rest of us big in taxes , try getting jobs.

From: i got jobe on January 31, 2005 @ 8:34 pm
Comment: im black ande i work at macdonaldes and are proude of it chew on thait crib!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: lawyer on January 31, 2005 @ 8:46 pm
Comment: learn to spell mr. successful.

From: yomannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn on January 31, 2005 @ 8:51 pm
Comment: what doya get whenya cross a black with a cow / a well hung but somewhat on the stupid side cow and a ’’lucky’’ black guy!!!

From: Southern Black on February 2, 2005 @ 2:53 pm
Comment: I see why they say a mind is a terrible thing to waste. But I don’t see why they say to give to the Negro College Fund. I need the money to buy beer. Why can’t we just all get a beer?

From: manissel on February 2, 2005 @ 2:55 pm
Comment: yo manizzle, yew smell like manurzzal

From: White Supreme Pizza on February 2, 2005 @ 2:58 pm
Comment: What do you say to a black person with nice green grass? Hey niggaroe, do you use Viggaroe? now dat som funny sheeite....hoe hoe hoe hoe

From: yo mamma on February 2, 2005 @ 2:59 pm
Comment: yo mamma so fat when she farts, it smell like shit

From: bloodz on February 2, 2005 @ 3:43 pm
Comment: yo son that waz the stupidest joke on here yet

From: black queen on February 3, 2005 @ 3:16 pm
Comment: yalllllllllll lame as hell

From: lawyer on February 3, 2005 @ 8:13 pm
Comment: bloodz!!!!!!! dude!!!!!!!!!......stupidest isent a word.........moron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: lawer on February 3, 2005 @ 8:16 pm
Comment: anyway , bloodz i see what you mean thats the worst fucking joke ever.go to hell yo mamma!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: taylor salom on February 3, 2005 @ 10:10 pm
Comment: that was the lamest joke ever

From: Blood on February 4, 2005 @ 7:52 pm
Comment: Fuck all u crip Yeah im blood when i see a crip i bust their lip and watch mt favroite color drip

From: ck 4 life on February 7, 2005 @ 3:33 pm
Comment: see a crip kill a crip see ya fav. color drip

From: crip killa on February 9, 2005 @ 3:32 pm
Comment: fuck da crips

From: shit on February 9, 2005 @ 5:16 pm
Comment: UMM FUCK U ALL MOTHERFUCKER YOU ALL REALLY KNOW TAHT US FUCKS FROM OREGON RUN THE SHIT FUCK ATL MIAMI NYC ALL THAT SHIT ITS OREGON WHO RUN THE SHIT WHOWHOWWHOW

WHAT NOW WHAT NOW CRIP AND BLOOD BOTH BRING THAT SHIT UP THE BIG O NIGGA HWHAT

HOW U LIKE ME NOW WTF HOW WTF

YA HARD

From: popo on February 9, 2005 @ 8:34 pm
Comment: uh, you just insulted yourself by calling yourself shit...

From: bloodz on February 10, 2005 @ 3:33 pm
Comment: nigga fuck u its NYC we run dis bitch hoe FUCK oregon straight out .im da bronx New York
NYC 4 life

From: Wiggers suck on February 10, 2005 @ 4:19 pm
Comment: I don’t get the whole 14 inches joke. Ever here of John Holmes? Was white and world record holder of 14 inches. You guys can brag about your spaghetti dicks with absolutely no girth. "Oh I’m black I hate stereotypes except for the good ones." Trust me I have no compaints about mine.
To all wiggers, you have an identity crisis. Go seek some help. You are like the relative that everyone is embarrassed to admit you came from the same family. I personally don’t play into this whole black thing, I just don’t really like rap that much and basketball doesn’t excite me like football or hockey.
I don’t see what the big deal with jokes is, I mean I’m Polish and Irish and have learned to just tune the stereotype jokes out cause I know that they aren’t true, people only want to feel better about themselves.
Well this post isn’t for all blacks, only the asshole ones. Every race has their’s.

From: 50 cent on February 10, 2005 @ 10:23 pm
Comment: you know how my song in da club says i got guys takin drugs well i didnt mean go do it oviously you have cause this is wack

From: fuck you on February 11, 2005 @ 7:27 am
Comment: you raicist son ofa bitch

From: fuck C.R.A.B.S. on February 11, 2005 @ 3:34 pm
Comment: yo you know you not 50 cent

From: yo man on February 11, 2005 @ 10:24 pm
Comment: yo man cut that out latinos are realy realy hot!!!!!!!!!!!and all this is racist!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: michael on February 18, 2005 @ 4:07 pm
Comment: white people need africans to keep them going thats why you stole our ideas and people - go and f**k your brothers and leave the civilized africans alone - after all, YOU owe EVERYTHING your DOING to them. go and get a tan

From: asskicker on February 20, 2005 @ 7:30 pm
Comment: michael...writing systems.......or plant dye on walls!!!!that shit was everywhere!!!astrology was invented by greeks!!!!!over 2000 years
ago!!!religion.......stone age african tribes INVENTED CANIBILISM!!!look that up on national geographics websight!!!!!!!your more
’durable’probably because we were inventing stoneknapped arrowheads and bows wile you where chasing your prey!!!the olmecs
where in the 1700’s they invented LUMING!!!not cloths!!!go fuck your FATHERS!!!and shut your fat lipped mouths!!!
and ’raw meat’petrafied human burnt wood is evidence that we invented fire....raw meat...its a pigmentation not a tan you
moron!!!!!!!your born with it!!!!!dont try to compete mentaly with whites!!!

From: asskicker again!!! on February 20, 2005 @ 7:40 pm
Comment: dam,asskicker sure as heck kicked ass there.......michael needs to get his SHITTI’N FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE POSTING THEM!!!
and im not talking whose faster here or anything...but when is comes to heavy lifting power the worlds greatest deadlift.......900lbs.
even.........was performed by a white!!!and in the seventeen hundreds blacks where sold to our kings as servants,not silks!!!and the
first self sustaining civilizilation in america was the maya’s!!!michaels a dumb prick!!!

From: lawyer on February 20, 2005 @ 7:50 pm
Comment: be darned,if i could have put it better to them my self,asskicker my man!!!

From: bllacks in brinx!!! on February 20, 2005 @ 7:53 pm
Comment: asskicers a chick!

From: asskicker ONCE again on February 20, 2005 @ 7:56 pm
Comment: oh!!!manoman!!did that sting here that everyone???asskickers a chick!!!wahhhhhhh!!!!!!!GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!

From: Rick James B@*#H on February 21, 2005 @ 9:45 pm
Comment: dont hate on the brothas

From: Actually, michael on February 22, 2005 @ 2:41 pm
Comment: michael, actually, the first civilization was in the Middle East, not in Africa. Maybe, you can believe that the first American was black, but they weren’t a very powerful civilization, otherwise they’d still be alive today. The slaves that were bought were from tribes. TRIBES not civilizations, which there were non in Africa! By the way anybody could have been slaves, just because America bought slaves from Africa, doesn’t mean Africans have super human strength. In recent times, the Polish, Italians, etc all without knowing a word of English, were able to work hard to provide a better life for their families. Now you see successful families from those immagrants. They came over what like 60-70 years ago. Slavery has been abolished for 140 years, what do you have to show for your "hard work". .....

From: Actually, michael on February 22, 2005 @ 2:42 pm
Comment: What have the African Americans done to make their ancestors proud? Most absolutely nothing, except complain about what their ancestors went through. Little do they realize that we do not care. It was your great great great grand parents not you! Stop complaining and go to school, work hard, and get a good job. It is all on you, we are not going to hold your hand like you think that we should!

From: bricks N.J. on February 22, 2005 @ 3:33 pm
Comment: holla at ya boy

From: Bumba Claud!! on February 24, 2005 @ 12:20 pm
Comment: You there stupid white boys don’t know nothing!

From: Panther power on February 24, 2005 @ 12:22 pm
Comment: I believe all white folks should have to pay us back for compensation money from all those years of slavery we went through. We give you guys free work and you give us nothing? I don’t think so.

From: Yeah... on February 24, 2005 @ 12:31 pm
Comment: Don’t hold your breathe. Not all white people had slave owner ancestors or even had ancestors in America even close to that time.

From: Black on February 24, 2005 @ 12:32 pm
Comment: Y’all just jealus cuz we are better at sport then u. White people suck at sports!

From: not funny on February 24, 2005 @ 12:37 pm
Comment: you cant just make funa black people like that

From: not funny on February 24, 2005 @ 12:37 pm
Comment: you cant just make funa black people like that

From: not funny on February 24, 2005 @ 12:37 pm
Comment: you cant just make funa black people like that

From: not funny on February 24, 2005 @ 12:40 pm
Comment: I agree that white people should have to pay black people maybe take some out of their taxes. Like a white tax, maybe not called that. By the way I’m not white.

From: not funny on February 24, 2005 @ 12:40 pm
Comment: I agree that white people should have to pay black people maybe take some out of their taxes. Like a white tax, maybe not called that. By the way I’m not white.

From: white on February 24, 2005 @ 12:43 pm
Comment: calm down poop color! Just kidding I’m black (says with the Eddie Murphy laugh).

From: white on February 24, 2005 @ 12:43 pm
Comment: calm down poop color! Just kidding I’m black (says with the Eddie Murphy laugh).

From: Black on February 24, 2005 @ 5:41 pm
Comment: the way i see it we blacks invented all the sports

From: Jonathan on February 24, 2005 @ 5:43 pm
Comment: Hi, this is my first time on this site. I was wondering what is a pourch monkey? I realize you’re only kidding, but I would like to know what it is.

From: Black on February 24, 2005 @ 5:44 pm
Comment: Oh and by the way, we blacks also invented porn so your welcome, asshole!

From: Panther power on February 24, 2005 @ 5:52 pm
Comment: White folks are the scum of the universe. Your welcome for the years of slavery.

From: Panther power on February 24, 2005 @ 5:53 pm
Comment: My brothers, we will soon receive our payment for the work of our forefathers!

From: Jonathan on February 25, 2005 @ 5:59 pm
Comment: Oh ok thank you.

From: I know on March 2, 2005 @ 1:47 am
Comment: Because they are used to jumping and hanging

From: black man on March 6, 2005 @ 10:46 am
Comment: anyone there

From: wazzup on March 6, 2005 @ 1:41 pm
Comment: fuck you bitch your just cant play basketball and we the ``black poeple`` are the best look at G-unit he can drive run and shoot

so fuck you white guy

From: Hahaha on March 7, 2005 @ 2:44 pm
Comment: I went over a black family’s house once for dinner. They were acting normal for a while, then they start jumping up and down, screaming, hanging on the chandelire, and throwing their feces everywhere!

From: to wazzup on March 7, 2005 @ 2:47 pm
Comment: Are you serious? I don’t understand your agrument, please say it in English.

From: Bubba on March 9, 2005 @ 12:38 am
Comment: black man, I otta slap some sense in you there, boy! Come on, I’ll straighten you out, boy!!

From: Bubba on March 9, 2005 @ 9:41 pm
Comment: I was talking to "black man".

From: kilikina on March 11, 2005 @ 9:11 pm
Comment: damm... that aint riiigh..buh dis is how we doo

From: Lol on March 20, 2005 @ 5:47 pm
Comment: Yeah cause u really need to be real strong to play basketball u can see with all those lanky, lanky, lanky bastards. Like 7 feet tall and only 190 pounds!

From: saffas on March 29, 2005 @ 1:00 am
Comment: its shoot STEAL and run

From: BLACK PRIDE!!!! on March 30, 2005 @ 3:28 pm
Comment: FUCK U CRACKERZ!!!! I KILL ALL CRACKERZ OR EUROPEONZ WATEVER THE FUCK U R!! U ALL LOOK THE SAME!!! WE OWN U AT SPORTZ!!!! THATS Y THEIRS MORE BASKETBALL AND FOOTBALL PLAYERS THEN CRACKERS!!!!

From: white on March 30, 2005 @ 3:39 pm
Comment: wat the fuck do u call us crackers .
ok were SALTINES you black bitches are hersey bars

From: yeah... on March 30, 2005 @ 11:09 pm
Comment: Lol, we all look the same! Black people black hair, dark skin, and dark eyes. White people blond(dif shades), brown (light to dark), or red hair; blue, green, brown, hazel, green-blue, too many... color eyes; pale to dark tan skin; and various heights, builds, head shapes, and many more differences. Black is black, asian is asian, hispanics are alittle different, and whites are various looks. Italians don’t look like the Irish, Germans don’t look like Greeks, and so on.
Who cares about basketball and football try again (not very many well known black quarterbacks). You play hockey or lacrosse? No you don’t you’re black. How about swim or ski or skate?
...and is that a death threat? Are you going to kill whites? Careful what you say.