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Jeter/Heaven/God
Posted by: Brittsta on October 23, 2004 @ 3:21 pm

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Jeter weht to heaven, and God showed him his new home. It was a big house with pinstripes and a Yankee logo on the door. Jeter then looks across the street and sees a HUGE, GIGANTIC mansion with red and blue, and a giant Red Sox logo on the door. Jeter turns to god and says:
" I dont mean to be rude, but why does Pedro have a bigger house than me?"
And God turned to him and says:
"That ain’t Pedro’s house, that’s mine."


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From: Jasmin Douglass on November 6, 2004 @ 11:06 am
Comment: Yo moma pussy looks like Khalil with his hairr out

From: kyle p on November 16, 2004 @ 9:34 pm
Comment: jeter wouldnt go to heaven he would go to hell

From: Yankeesbabbigurl on December 8, 2004 @ 6:43 pm
Comment: that joke sucked but thx for da idea

From: bronx ,NY on January 4, 2005 @ 3:46 pm
Comment: yo shut da fuck cuz

From: dumbass on January 10, 2005 @ 12:22 pm
Comment: your joke sucked ass you dumbshit

From: NY 4EVA!! on January 25, 2005 @ 8:44 pm
Comment: JETER IS MY BABY!! I LOVE HIM!

From: bronx,ny on January 27, 2005 @ 3:43 pm
Comment: jeter is da best fucking shortstop so dont be hattin

From: xoyankee7xo on February 21, 2005 @ 3:31 pm
Comment: JETER IS THE BEST...PERIOD

From: kilikina on March 11, 2005 @ 9:09 pm
Comment: jeter is hot

From: Jeter on April 24, 2005 @ 2:30 pm
Comment: Jeter sucks big hary dicks hes the worst player ever BASEBALLL SUCKS MY DICK

From: NY hustla on May 23, 2005 @ 3:40 pm
Comment: niggas just hatin cause yankees the best and boston sucks big hary balls

   
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