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10 reasons to date a basketball player
Posted by: richie on December 21, 2004 @ 11:52 pm
1.hes good on the court
2.hes got game
3.he knows how to switch positions
4.he always try to score in 24 seconds
5.he knows how to slam it in the hole
6.he always gets it in the hole
7.he always finds the opening for the shot
8.he knows when hes done when the horn blows
9.they always have someone with a towel to clean up any wet spots
10.and in the end there still "loaded"for the next time |
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Tony PArker on December 22, 2004 @ 12:28 pm |
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Nt bad bt iv herd beta |
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john timber on January 3, 2005 @ 11:37 pm |
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some good shit |
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kobe on January 5, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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not badd |
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baby g on January 12, 2005 @ 5:35 pm |
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basket ball players are majorly hott |
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blazeman420 on January 14, 2005 @ 4:45 pm |
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nice 1 but cud do better
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balla on January 18, 2005 @ 9:21 am |
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ha ha ha nice son |
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bloodz on January 25, 2005 @ 3:44 pm |
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yo that waz hot son |
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balla girl.. on January 25, 2005 @ 8:41 pm |
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i play bball and i know how to do all that and more |
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holllaaa girl on January 26, 2005 @ 3:17 pm |
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damnnn mhmm that wass so hott...done betttaa! |
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bloodzindabronx on January 27, 2005 @ 3:48 pm |
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BLOODZ 4 life |
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jon on January 28, 2005 @ 6:12 pm |
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its aighhhhh good shit
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Kirsten on February 1, 2005 @ 4:41 pm |
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ahahah thats some good shit fuckin halarious |
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Ugotserved on February 1, 2005 @ 10:46 pm |
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Yo this joke is sick...cant beat a ball playa....these hockey playaz thinkin they got shyt on us haha...fuck that...basketball all the way...this joke says that shyt..good looks |
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bellaaa on March 1, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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ok sure, bball guys are hot, but i play ball too and im a girl...i want a girl version to this lol |
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b`ball angel on March 4, 2005 @ 6:26 pm |
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same here... i wanna a gals version |
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bballer chick on March 5, 2005 @ 6:27 pm |
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Basketball guys smell real bad, though. There are some drawbacks. |
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Ewww on March 6, 2005 @ 1:00 am |
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Basketball players smell like poop. |
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pimpin on March 7, 2005 @ 7:20 pm |
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that was ok, 974 till i dies baby g’s up.... what up folk |
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Ewww on March 8, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
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Plus some are all tall and too skinny, they look sickly. |
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sam stogsdial on March 14, 2005 @ 5:56 pm |
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Hey that guy that said he was jesus u need jesus
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ur mama on March 22, 2005 @ 10:51 am |
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ha i love it i am a ball player and i do all of that ,my girl friend can tell so can ur mama
haha |
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b-balling gal on March 24, 2005 @ 7:06 pm |
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haha nice i think u need a girl version tho lol..... |
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MELISSA on March 26, 2005 @ 3:31 am |
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IT WAS GOOD AND FUNNY |
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Venus on March 31, 2005 @ 11:46 am |
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Thats cool, but we need to get a female version up here |
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? on March 31, 2005 @ 6:18 pm |
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basket ball sucks |
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baby wit back on April 5, 2005 @ 7:09 pm |
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BASKETBALL PLAYERS R YUMMY! MMM MMM GOOOD |
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Alexa on April 8, 2005 @ 1:13 am |
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No I had a bad experience. I was with a black basketball player and he goes wait first i have to go to take a shit. He’s gone for maybe two minutes. He couldn’t have wiped or anything. I pretended to be sick. He seemed to be the cleanest basketball player at my school. The others hardly ever took showers. |
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jessi on April 14, 2005 @ 12:16 pm |
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thats some good shit! |
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8 Mile! on April 16, 2005 @ 7:59 pm |
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April 16 23005@4:58PM
no comment on that joke cause it sounds like a white boy wrote it but zBasketball would be my second favorite sport! go Sonics! seattle 2006! |
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basketballsuxa@@27 on April 20, 2005 @ 3:28 pm |
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bball sux!! field hpckey all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is some dirty shyt u paople are all dirtbags! |
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fluffi on April 21, 2005 @ 7:34 pm |
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da golf 1 waz betta, bt dat waz prtti good |
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chui on April 21, 2005 @ 7:38 pm |
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bballz awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!& i think that guy that said he waz jesus needs Jesus 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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jon on May 6, 2005 @ 9:45 am |
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i like basketball |
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? on May 7, 2005 @ 9:23 pm |
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woman lik bball players for there money |
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iVERS0N on May 9, 2005 @ 8:00 pm |
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W0W..i SHO0D START DATiN THEM THEN...L0L...N0T BAD! |
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dont worry bout it on May 13, 2005 @ 2:21 pm |
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what did jesus say when he made white people. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!! |
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nba baller on May 18, 2005 @ 1:23 pm |
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wassup i am an N B A baller and im good on the court.
i was born in texas houston and im 6 foot 7.
i used to play for magic but i moved to chicago bulls |
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Balla Babe on May 23, 2005 @ 6:43 pm |
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i can do that and more, plus iver heard better |
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Balla Bobby on May 31, 2005 @ 5:18 pm |
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Who eva sed field hockey iz beta dan bball iz 1 daft wimp! UK ballas r da new champs!!!££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££ |
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