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Reasons to date a basketball player
Posted by: Chelsea on March 19, 2005 @ 11:00 pm

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Reasons To Date A Basketball player:

1. We drive hard.

2. When the horn blows we stop.

3. We take our time.

4. We get a break and then got for it again.

5. When we have a open basket we go for it.

6. Our coach alwayz tell us 2 take it 2 the hole.

7. We try not 2 foul out.

8. We alwayz try 2 score.

9. We can turn pro.

10. And we can dunk hard.


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From: Jesse on March 22, 2005 @ 9:15 pm
Comment: They are smelly.

From: enzo on March 23, 2005 @ 6:30 pm
Comment: and they like to play with balls

From: Brianna on April 1, 2005 @ 9:49 am
Comment: We look good

From: Brianna on April 1, 2005 @ 9:50 am
Comment: Not a lame!!!

From: Switzbeatz on April 1, 2005 @ 5:24 pm
Comment: what are the top 10s for football. baseball, bungee jumping, hockey, poker? lollllllllll

From: pac man on April 2, 2005 @ 9:38 pm
Comment: if you like nuts lick em’ but not mine whale nuts

From: Miah on April 21, 2005 @ 11:52 am
Comment: we like ito be rough wit the other player we like to play one on one

From: Kortni on April 25, 2005 @ 11:34 am
Comment: NICE



From: runner on April 29, 2005 @ 8:40 pm
Comment: You forgot one... We drive 24 seconds at a time

"Distance runners do it longer!"

From: Te on May 7, 2005 @ 9:17 pm
Comment: not funny i dont get it (really sucks)

From: balla babe on May 23, 2005 @ 6:51 pm
Comment: i can do all that and more.............we dont mind gettin hot n sweaty

From: Ur Mom @ Ur Dad on June 17, 2005 @ 12:39 pm
Comment: We score like crazy every other night!!! Only the best of best make it to the playoffs!!! We fake out the defender in 27 different positions!!! We go hard for 48 mins. staight!!! We drive the balls into the hole whenever the lanes open!!!

From: rachel * on June 25, 2005 @ 5:26 pm
Comment: top 10 reasons to date a volleyball player =] get them

From: baybecakes on June 25, 2005 @ 5:27 pm
Comment: baskettball is the best sport ever =]

From: rachael on July 25, 2005 @ 2:49 pm
Comment: ahhhahaha these r great!

From: joe on August 26, 2005 @ 12:00 pm
Comment: what about soccer

   
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