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Beware old men in bars
Posted by: Sid on August 6, 2005 @ 1:48 pm
| An old man walks into a bar and calls the bartender over. “What do you want, Sir?” ..The old man says “I’ll make a bet with you!” The bartender says “what kind of bet” the old man says. “ I bet you $20 I can bit my own ass”. The bartender says “OK; I’ll take that bet“. The old man pulls his dentures out and reaches back and bites him self on the ass. Well the bartender gets up sets. The old man tells the bartender “don’t worry I’ll give you a chance to win your money back “I’ll bet you $40 that I can bit my own eye“! . The bartender “upset” say’s your not going to pull your teeth out are you?” The old man says “Nope”. The bartender says. Well OK. The old man pop’s out his fake eye and bits down on it. . The bartender gets really pissed now and walks away. . Later the old man walks up to the bar and calls the bartender over and says “I feel really bad about what I did and I want to make it up to you. The bartender reluctantly asked “how”? The old man say I bet you I can stand at the end of your bar and piss in that shot glass all the way at the other end of your bar? . The bartender thinks about it for a bit thinking there’s no way. So he agrees. The old man climbs up onto the bar and drops his pants. As the old man try’s all he does is piss all over everything. The bar, stools and bottles as the bartender laughs his ass off. When the old was done he climbed down and pulled up his pants. The bartender walks up still laughing and picks his money up saying to the old man. I hope you learned your lesson old man. The old man grins a little and leans over to the bartender saying, I did. You see those guys in the corner? I bet them a $1,000.00 I could piss all over your bar and you’d just laugh your ass off about it. |
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mason on September 8, 2005 @ 6:19 pm |
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thats a fucken good joke |
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deermasteronsept 18 on September 19, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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at is a really good fuchen joke.
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Dancin Daeya on September 21, 2005 @ 1:32 pm |
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that was good! |
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sammyantha on September 26, 2005 @ 3:33 am |
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that was piss weak |
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me on October 11, 2005 @ 4:41 pm |
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you got that off that desperato movie, |
| From: |
The Rock on October 13, 2005 @ 4:32 pm |
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That good stuff.
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diy_man on October 17, 2005 @ 4:11 pm |
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an old joke, but well worth telling again and again! |
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SARAH on October 17, 2005 @ 4:12 pm |
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kewl |
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