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drunk dude
Posted by: wtf on September 13, 2005 @ 4:28 pm
| there is a bar at the top of the empire state building and there are two guys and the bartender there. the first guy suddenly says, " did you know that if you jumped off this tower that when you reached the tenth floor the winds would direct you back into a window of the building?" the other man says "yeah right" then the first man gets up and jumps off the building, when he reaches the tenth floor sure enough he flies through the window. The man rides an elevator back up to the top of the building and says "told you" then the other man is like " thats probably just a one time fluke!" then the first man jumps off the building again and reaches the tenth floor and the winds fly him into the same window, he comes back up to the top and says "see told you" then the second man says "ok i guess it works" then the second man jumps off the building. he reaches the tenth floor and keeps falling then hits the ground with a splat. the bartender then walks up to the first man and says, " you know superman you’re a jerk when your drunk!" |
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wade on September 19, 2005 @ 3:06 pm |
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not bad, however how did the bartenter know to refer to him as superman? perhaps he should have inquired "you know clarke you’re a jerk" or "you know kent you’re a jerk". then again how the fuck would i know that superman was actually clarke kent ? perhaps the whole thing is a joke. |
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redneck_outkast on September 22, 2005 @ 4:36 pm |
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that is messed up right ther |
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Yanks Rule on September 30, 2005 @ 7:55 pm |
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Good One |
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pippylongstocking on October 3, 2005 @ 4:17 pm |
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superman is a jerk !!!!! |
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jay tamlin on October 3, 2005 @ 4:17 pm |
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hilarious
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Sarah on October 17, 2005 @ 4:12 pm |
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THAT IS FUNNY SHIT DUDE
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rosa on October 27, 2005 @ 2:16 am |
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i see that same joke on all the jokes it’s been overdone |
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lucky on October 27, 2005 @ 2:16 am |
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to bad super mans not real and is there realy at bar at the top of the empire state building |
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usmc on October 31, 2005 @ 3:52 pm |
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thats some good shit bro |
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