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Irish Fishing
Posted by: Shaun on June 23, 2004 @ 2:05 pm

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Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he’s snagged an old bottle. As he’s taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. "Turn the lake into beer," he says. The genie goes "Poof!" and the lake turns into beer. He says to the other guy, "So what do you think?" The other guy says, "You dumbass. Now we’ve got to piss in the boat."


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From: joshua on July 30, 2004 @ 6:52 pm
Comment: that joke sucks

From: Kat on September 1, 2004 @ 2:39 pm
Comment: That was pretty lame, I’ve heard that joke told better somewhere else

From: Rachael.Green on September 7, 2004 @ 9:57 pm
Comment: One word STUPIED!

From: washburn on September 9, 2004 @ 5:04 pm
Comment: 3 words LEARN TO SPELL

From: steve on October 11, 2004 @ 5:00 pm
Comment: the other guys are dumbass morons that was pretty good

From: steve on October 11, 2004 @ 5:00 pm
Comment: the other guys are dumbass morons that was pretty good

From: billy bob on October 18, 2004 @ 4:57 pm
Comment: That was fuckin awesome so fuck u all

From: cripler on October 19, 2004 @ 2:55 pm
Comment: very silly joke you dumb jaggoff!

From: anthony goodman on October 26, 2004 @ 8:48 am
Comment: that shit was funny
fuck what every body else say’s

From: Mr.X on November 4, 2004 @ 2:27 pm
Comment: Your right beer is Holy!!!!

From: ben ratliff on November 10, 2004 @ 2:51 pm
Comment: that joke sux ass

From: me on November 29, 2004 @ 12:58 am
Comment: that joke is funny. some of these people need to get a life if all they have to do is read all these jokes and say how bad they are.

From: WhAtWoUlDuLiKeToKnO on January 6, 2005 @ 10:32 pm
Comment: I liked your joke i dont see what the big deal is.....and why everyone has to be so damn mean
about the shit they are just jokes dont have a cow if they aint that good ....hell!!

From: BILLY BOB JOE on February 23, 2005 @ 9:26 pm
Comment: I agree with the guy above me

From: ryan on March 7, 2005 @ 10:36 pm
Comment: good joke lol. To all you trashers, drink piss out of the bilge. I’ll take the lake water......

From: nigh on May 31, 2005 @ 4:18 pm
Comment: beer is my god, i would piss in the boat

From: scott on June 27, 2005 @ 8:51 pm
Comment: typical Irish twats; piss in the genie bottle you daft fuckin’ paddies!

From: bobbi on August 3, 2005 @ 6:09 pm
Comment: Not bad..I would re-tell it

   
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