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Stoner Jokes vrs. Beer Jokes?!
Posted by: Jay&Jay on November 22, 2004 @ 2:46 am
There are two stoners sitting in a car,one stoner looks over and see’s an unopend beer and said "Are we ganna go to the ligure store"?
He said "no" and said "why you wanna go there"?
He said "Well i look right there and it’s saying it wants to get drunk"? |
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| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 28, 2004 @ 9:11 pm |
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And i got bigger testicals than you so stfu. |
| From: |
raycts on December 3, 2004 @ 10:01 am |
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whats up
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? on December 8, 2004 @ 9:35 am |
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what the fuck was that shit, holy fuck i’m gonna be sick don’t write jokes if there not funny or don’t make sence. fuck!?
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| From: |
jr on December 10, 2004 @ 1:28 pm |
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stupid made no sence |
| From: |
merryshadowfax on December 15, 2004 @ 7:29 pm |
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yep i agree made no sense |
| From: |
punker420 on December 20, 2004 @ 7:03 pm |
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that jokes blows |
| From: |
kayla on January 1, 2005 @ 7:14 pm |
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this joke is dumb and makes completely no sense! Looks likes a 7 year old wrote it.. |
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Dude on January 11, 2005 @ 7:31 pm |
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yo im high and i dont even get it
dick |
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MUSICMAN on January 18, 2005 @ 12:38 am |
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to horny mudda fucka I wish all you dick suckers would fucking die. |
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Rudolph on January 31, 2005 @ 8:53 pm |
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Deer hunters should die, too. |
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Dil on February 10, 2005 @ 10:18 am |
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What large and interestingly educated vocabularies you all have.
Nobody should die but they should be informed of other peoples views and allowed to choose their own path of life.
I can guess that the next message that you all post will be full of insults and other verbal garbage.
I hope you find something good in life (ganja?) and then you’ll stop being such morbid assholes. |
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adrienne yea on February 17, 2005 @ 11:58 am |
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row row row your boat stock it up with weed , oh shit theres the cops hurry eat the speed
merrily merrily merrily laughing all the way is there a proplem officer we was just some
hay.........hahahahahaha green hay that is
............ what i saw it in a movie once |
| From: |
joe on February 20, 2005 @ 3:49 am |
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to musicman... i cant say i want them all to die we can keep the ones that dont have balls |
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yo mama on February 25, 2005 @ 8:39 pm |
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fuck you |
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pepe on March 4, 2005 @ 2:26 pm |
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fuck all of yall
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| From: |
man on March 16, 2005 @ 10:38 pm |
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you can’t fuck a beer |
| From: |
terra on March 17, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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wanna screw gimme a shout (780)707 -6226
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| From: |
kobe_byant on March 23, 2005 @ 9:23 pm |
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I just wish people still loved me. |
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bow bow on April 6, 2005 @ 1:35 pm |
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u are all got small testicals fuck faces
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| From: |
ian on April 7, 2005 @ 3:40 pm |
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u stoned fuck
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| From: |
smokebear2high on April 9, 2005 @ 6:18 pm |
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Turtle------Turtle
Stoned and drunk.......That’s my story
PUFF...PUFF....PASS....{/////////}}~~~~~ |
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SSSTONERTURTLE on April 9, 2005 @ 6:24 pm |
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HEY THIS IS SS STONERTURTLE SHIP#2. Shipping greens all over the world. the next destination. embark on a 22 day cruise with turtles of all sizes and shape around the world with 100 pounds of illegal marijuana buds. escape any popo and drop off food for affected tsunami victims who survived. |
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the biggest pot head on April 9, 2005 @ 6:28 pm |
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that was one crappy joke
take the joke and go shove it up yo daddy"s ass if u have one
dumb ass |
| From: |
gerald barnes on April 15, 2005 @ 11:05 am |
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i love pot
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gerald barnes on April 15, 2005 @ 11:06 am |
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8==============D eat that bitches |
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what am i doing here on April 23, 2005 @ 7:58 pm |
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??? |
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whos got the reefer on April 23, 2005 @ 8:04 pm |
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S S S S
2 2 2
s s
l D
O D |
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Double E-0017 on May 18, 2005 @ 3:40 pm |
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Why is bud better than beer..........?
Because beer made bud wiser,
But bud give sience to millions!!!
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| From: |
Krystall Nacht on May 28, 2005 @ 7:39 am |
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fucking stupid. |
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Eazy on October 19, 2005 @ 1:31 am |
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No wonder people frown upon society. Most of you idiots can’t even spell. Oh, and another thing, all you "rednecks" need to go back to your double-wide and leave modern technology to those who have more than a G.E.D.
Peace..........
No drug, not even alcohol, causes the
fundamental ills of society. If we’re
looking for the sources of our troubles,
we shouldn’t test people for drugs,
we should test them for stupidity,
ignorance, greed and love of power.
•P.J. O’Rourke
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