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Grandpa O’Conner
Posted by: Ned on December 13, 2004 @ 9:39 am
| My Grandfather worked his whole life for the Guiness Brewery. Until trajically, he was fatally injured at work. The official cause of death was drorwing in a vat of beer. His insurance company investigated. Payment was null and void because they found that he climbed out three times to take a piss. |
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Irish/American on January 7, 2005 @ 1:33 am |
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Are you f***king kidding? (no pun intended) What, is this a real joke?
As a loyal Guiness drinker and self described funny-man-slash-bartender where I tell and hear jokes all night...I expect a G.D. --JOKE-- on a sight described by my search engine as a "beer joke" site.. I will read one or two more as a first timer, then I’m outta here. If the next joke or two blow like this one do not expecct me to return. |
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Dude on January 11, 2005 @ 7:33 pm |
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hey Irish right here ya wanker!!!! |
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MUSICMAN on January 18, 2005 @ 12:32 am |
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hey irish/american or what ever the fuck you are shut the fuck up. guiness sucks ass |
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killgore on January 21, 2005 @ 1:55 pm |
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i hate the world
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beerfriday on February 9, 2005 @ 7:54 pm |
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that was funny as hell - you people are morons |
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Moose on February 10, 2005 @ 1:10 am |
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I wish it was Bud Light and that was me |
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crazeebob2000 on February 18, 2005 @ 8:28 am |
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that could have been me!
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lee hahaha man on February 26, 2005 @ 6:29 pm |
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that was not very good was it asshole |
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REDNECK on April 8, 2005 @ 8:57 pm |
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I THINK THAT UNLESS YOUR PISSING AND SHITTING YOURSELF IN LAUGHTER WHILE WRITING THESE JOKES, AT YOUR COMPUTER DESK , YOU SHOULDN’T WASTE YOUR TIME WRITTING THE SHIT. |
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Weed on April 13, 2005 @ 2:13 pm |
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Why dont they have weed factories, cuz beer is bad for you. |
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Baked on April 21, 2005 @ 8:57 pm |
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right on man WEED !!!!!!!
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y0momma on July 10, 2005 @ 2:34 pm |
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why are people looking for jokes so hostile. |
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