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WHO’S TO BLAME
Posted by: WARREN on January 14, 2005 @ 2:44 am

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A DRUNK BEGGAR STUMBLES HIS WAY TO THE SHELTER WHEN HE TRIPS OVER A EMPTY CRATE OF BEER BOTTLES.
VERY DEPRESSED, HE SITS NEXT TO THE CRATE AND STARTS CRYING.

HE TAKES OUT THE FIRST BOTTLE AND SAYS.." ISHH BECOZZ O YOU I LOST MY HOUSH.." AND SMASHES THE BOTTLE AGAINST THE WALL.

HE TAKES THE 2ND ONE AND SAYS..." YOU !! YOU DESHTROYED MY FAMILY....."..AND SMASHES THE BOTTLE.

HE TAKES THE 3RD ....." YOU COSHT ME MY CARREE ...." SMASHES IT AS WELL.

HE GRABS THE 4TH AND DISCOVERES ITS UNOPENED AND..FULL AND SAYS ...." WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING HERE, ...YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS ...I PUT YOU ASIDE MY FRIEND..’


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From: MUSICMAN on January 18, 2005 @ 12:24 am
Comment: ROCK ON DUDE.

From: ooooooooooooooo on January 22, 2005 @ 12:32 am
Comment: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh;hhhhhhhh

From: Jemma on February 3, 2005 @ 6:43 am
Comment: Aww Warren i like this joke x

From: me on February 3, 2005 @ 11:35 am
Comment: is that even a joke???? that has to be the dumbest joke i’ve ever heard..... I think you need to go kill yourself immediately

From: Moose on February 10, 2005 @ 1:06 am
Comment: I got wood..............and i give you 5

From: Chaser on May 11, 2005 @ 5:19 am
Comment: asshole.
wageeeeeeeeeees.

   
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