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Beers and bowls
Posted by: Timmy Martin on February 16, 2005 @ 6:17 pm
If you flush your toilet and it fills back up with beer , you might be a redneck.
If your four GTO tires just says G you might be a redneck.
If your wife gets more pleasure out of your shotgun than she does you then you might be a redneck.
If your dog is your disignated driver you might be a redneck.
If your wife naggs you more than 6 times during a football game . You might be a redneck.
How does a cowboy trouble shoot a problem on a computer? With all tweve bullets.
If you buy your wife candy for valentines days and don’t give it to her until mothers days you might be a redneck.
If you sleep in the dog house more than your dog you might be a redneck. |
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RADJE on February 23, 2005 @ 8:36 pm |
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Takes one to know one you redneck scutter. This is not interesting please remove yourself to Holland and declare yourself fit for youthinasia. you dead piece of wood! |
| From: |
lee hahaha man on February 26, 2005 @ 6:27 pm |
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that is the worst joke ive herd all day you fucking twat maybe u should go to holland after all you dead pice of shit |
| From: |
nikki on February 27, 2005 @ 9:57 am |
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haha.. not too bad.. |
| From: |
Drunk on March 2, 2005 @ 1:48 am |
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What the |
| From: |
ryan on March 7, 2005 @ 10:18 pm |
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OK stuff but please post under redneck jokes--dont use a beer joke section for unrelated
shit |
| From: |
warpig will on March 8, 2005 @ 10:00 am |
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ASS HOLE, WASTING MY TIME IF I GOT YOU DRUNK I WOULD STICK MY DICK IN YOUR ASS FOR SAYIN SHIT LIKE THAT
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| From: |
Andy on March 9, 2005 @ 3:39 am |
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Thanks for wasting my time, you Foxworthy rip-off. |
| From: |
no need on March 9, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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the redneck jokes are getting really old |
| From: |
dick sucker on March 14, 2005 @ 6:23 pm |
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THIS IS FUCKING WEAK YOU MOTHER FUCKING FUCKER FROM THE STUPIDEST FUCKING PLACE IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD YOU MOTHER FUCKER.
p.s. you suck |
| From: |
g on March 16, 2005 @ 11:04 pm |
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weak................ |
| From: |
gorm on March 19, 2005 @ 5:33 pm |
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what is a redneck? |
| From: |
REDNECK on April 8, 2005 @ 8:52 pm |
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AY. SO. |
| From: |
amandass on August 23, 2005 @ 4:27 pm |
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where’s the part about beer and bowls? |
| From: |
meg on October 27, 2005 @ 2:16 am |
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lol i thought it was funny.
and RADJE maybe you should learn how to spell EUTHANASIA.
lol youthinasia... what are you, like, 10? |
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