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Irish Drinker
Posted by: Brandon on March 4, 2005 @ 1:43 pm
One day an Irish man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for three pints of beer. The bartender looking bewildered went ahead and gave the man three pints of beer.
The man came to the same bar everyday for about two weeks until finally the bartender asked "why do you order three pints at a time" the Irish man simply answered, "back when i lived in ireland me and me two brothers made a pack that when we came to america we would drink a pint for each person in memory of each other"
The bartender nodded his head and then left.
About a week later the Irish guy came in and the bartender asked him, "the usual" and the Irish man said no just two. The bartender looked at him and said i am so sorry for your loss. The Irish man said "Huh, oh no it is nothing like that. I just quit drinking." |
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warpig will on March 8, 2005 @ 9:58 am |
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that sucked you need a better punch line
(jackass) |
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no one on March 11, 2005 @ 11:29 pm |
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I disagree with warped pig, it’s pretty good. |
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good joke on March 16, 2005 @ 11:02 pm |
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i enjoyed it as well i thought it was funny and somewhat true being irish |
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heavy drinker on May 5, 2005 @ 10:11 pm |
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i agree with the joke and GOOD JOKE i also am irish |
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irish hatred on May 9, 2005 @ 12:56 am |
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I hated cthew joke, and I hate u iRISH jerkoff’s |
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shamrock on June 2, 2005 @ 3:30 am |
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i’ve heard that joke before, but with a different punch line... maybe just revamp it a bit. |
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