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stupid beer joke
Posted by: chrissy on March 10, 2005 @ 3:08 pm
Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers and having a laugh when the driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car telling him to pull over.
The other two are really worried. "What are we going to do with our beers? We’re in trouble!"
"No," the driver says, "it’s OK, just pull the label off your bottle and stick them on your foreheads, and the bloke pulls over.
The police officer then walks up and says, "You lads were swerving all around the road back there. Have you been drinking?"
"Oh, no, officer," says the driver, pointing to his forehead, "We’re trying to give up, so we’re on the patch."
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officer on March 11, 2005 @ 11:25 pm |
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Nice try. Now, if you would all step out of the vehicle... |
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dick sucker on March 14, 2005 @ 6:21 pm |
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this joke is fucking stupid you stupid mother fucking dumbfucker from the fucking stupidest fucking place the fucking world you dumb ass of a fucking jackass. i hope you die sucking satan’s crotch you fucking fucker! |
| From: |
you are a loser on March 15, 2005 @ 2:29 pm |
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go ahead. you’re the dick sucker. |
| From: |
yo, mama on March 18, 2005 @ 10:31 pm |
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This joke was so bad that I wouldn’t piss on it to put it out. |
| From: |
YOU SUCK on March 19, 2005 @ 12:26 am |
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I CHALLENGE YOU TO MAKE UP A BETTER ONE |
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NUT on March 21, 2005 @ 3:58 pm |
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OMG........LOSERS.........THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE SITE. J.O.K.E. GET IT........LAUGH OR DON’T LAUGH THEN LEAVE........................................IDIOTS |
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QWERTY on March 27, 2005 @ 1:31 pm |
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STUPID YOU CAN DO BETTER |
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LAME on April 8, 2005 @ 8:47 pm |
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EVERYONE’S HEARD IT. WHY WRITE IT DOWN? |
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Alcibiades on June 8, 2005 @ 10:51 pm |
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to dicksucker.... she even said it was a stupid joke... so you’re a fucking twit
stupid beer joke that was the title you moron |
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