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Why is a beer better than a woman?
Posted by: kyle on March 11, 2005 @ 11:55 pm
Why is a beer better than a woman?
You can enjoy a beer all month long.
A frigid beer is good.
A beer doesn’t care when you come.
When a beer goes flat you can toss it.
A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.
A beer never gets a headache.
If you pour a beer right, you always get a good head.
You can share a beer with a friend.
You always know when you’re the first one to pop a beer.
A beer is always wet.
You can have a beer in public.
You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
A beer doesn’t get pregnant.
A beer doesn’t have parents.
You can say whatever you want to a beer.
A beer doesn’t care if you are late.
And you can always have several different beers and not feel guilty.
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jill on March 16, 2005 @ 5:56 pm |
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lol thats funny,,,and thats coming for a woman....... |
| From: |
Man on March 16, 2005 @ 10:37 pm |
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You can’t fuck a beer |
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lewis on March 17, 2005 @ 6:37 am |
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thats a fat joke lol |
| From: |
Big Juice on March 30, 2005 @ 10:48 pm |
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Shona bona you sound like a fat white girl!
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| From: |
SICK MAN on April 8, 2005 @ 8:42 pm |
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BOTH CAN GIVE YOU THE SHITS. |
| From: |
Lynzi on April 12, 2005 @ 10:42 am |
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That was good!!! |
| From: |
Madeline on April 19, 2005 @ 8:24 am |
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They both go down and hit the spot. |
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sherice on April 25, 2005 @ 3:24 pm |
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They both cost money |
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Bull on April 27, 2005 @ 11:31 am |
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Even Ugly Women Look good with beer |
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Git-R-Done on May 3, 2005 @ 5:47 pm |
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Ya’ll suck........All of you who read these jokes.......Get a real life and grow up.....Dumb Ass |
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!?e[)/\/e( I< on May 5, 2005 @ 4:03 pm |
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obviously u read it too!? we todd |
| From: |
matty on May 13, 2005 @ 3:43 pm |
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it’ s all soo true |
| From: |
Savannah on May 21, 2005 @ 10:56 pm |
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Just reading peoples comments crack me the fuck up. |
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nichole on May 25, 2005 @ 6:28 pm |
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that shit is funny and i am a skinny white girl
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| From: |
clay phillips on May 25, 2005 @ 10:46 pm |
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thas a good un |
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The Grim Raper on May 27, 2005 @ 7:08 am |
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that is fucking awesome!! made my day and any female who read this and post’s negative comments are obviously afraid that beers give a better head and men wont need them any more |
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hahahahaha on May 31, 2005 @ 1:51 am |
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Both taste like shit at first, but you get can used to the taste, even like it!!! |
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ShAuNa on June 1, 2005 @ 9:53 am |
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HAHA!! man that shit was fucken great!
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| From: |
IJAMAN on June 10, 2005 @ 5:10 am |
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FUCK U ALL WHITE ASS-HOLES U SMELL OF SHIT ,BITCH ASSES WHO AINT GOT NO DICKS |
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fallschirmjager on June 27, 2005 @ 8:40 pm |
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What’s funny is the alcohol content of American beer!
You guys must have to drink twenty of the fuckers before any of the above is true.
In Canada all it takes is a six pack and the hogs start to look like beauty queens.
Perhaps that is a good thing for you guys though. It’d give you some time to contemplate the women you’re gonna screwq |
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goofey on July 13, 2005 @ 11:59 am |
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The comments are as funny as the joke. IJAMAN, you have serious issues fucker!!!! |
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manga attwal on July 20, 2005 @ 11:47 pm |
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with beer you always cheers. |
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kEnt on July 24, 2005 @ 8:56 pm |
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not so sure that last one is 100% true but whatever floats ur boat |
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kEnt on July 24, 2005 @ 8:56 pm |
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not so sure that last one is 100% true but whatever floats ur boat |
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Canadian analyzer on July 25, 2005 @ 5:45 pm |
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Hate to tell the Canadian, but obviously you don’t know what a damn good Budweiser tastes like.You should take a vacation and try to outdrink a southern belle. ’Cause it ain’t gonna happen!!!!!!!!!! |
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HO dude on August 4, 2005 @ 2:05 pm |
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All of ur comments suck, women smell good and taste good, and so does beer , except for u punk bitches |
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bite me on August 29, 2005 @ 3:09 pm |
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canadian analyser:
budweiser is ass foam from a germans butt hole
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Erwin - Brussels on August 31, 2005 @ 1:08 am |
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Hey you beer freaks,
Come to Belgium, we have the best beer in the world , more than 500 brands.
If you live in NY, go to the Belgian Beer Bar, you won’t be disappointed.
Try : DUVEL KRIEK BLANCHE GRIMBERGEN CHIMAY and last but not least WESTVLETEREN, the number 1 beer in the world.
Forget Bud, Coors Labatt, Heineken , all crap.
Have one on me !
greetings from Beer land. |
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(from a woman) on September 6, 2005 @ 2:31 pm |
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Q: Why is beer better then a woman?
A: Because it lasts longer .... o wait no that’d be a man. |
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???? on September 7, 2005 @ 2:01 pm |
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a beer wont make your lunch cook u tea when ur sick wash ur clothes and put u to bed BEER SUCKS
p.s beers dont dont bring home sexy bitches
a threesome whith two beers does not amount to a threesome wiv two sexy bitches |
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Facist on September 7, 2005 @ 2:01 pm |
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i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again "women arent funny" |
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MaryJane on September 13, 2005 @ 7:34 pm |
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Thats really funny and I’m a girl...But it’s also some true with men!!!
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| From: |
ERWIN on October 3, 2005 @ 5:23 pm |
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OLDER BUDWEISER |
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cod on October 7, 2005 @ 4:42 pm |
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yeah that is so gooood |
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Huzah on October 13, 2005 @ 4:32 pm |
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This joke is good. Huzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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