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You might be a harley rider if:
Posted by: B-Rad on July 13, 2005 @ 1:46 pm
If your bike leans further on it’s sidestand than it does on the highway.....................................
If you are left in awe by the mechanical advantage of a doorknob..........................................
If your bike cost more than your house and has fewer wheels...............................................
If the output decibel number of your exhaust exceeds your horsepower
output number................................................
If you have ever found a grasshopper in your beard.............................................
If you have ever blown your suspension----------------in your seat...........................................
If you get blown away by a moped................................................
If you are unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light...................................................
If you don’t wave to sportbike riders cause you don’t want to drop your tools...................................................
If you confuse the word "character" with the more accurate term "engineering flaws".................................................
If you think running the 1/4 mile in mid 15’s is really, really fast..................................................
If "water cooled" means standing on the side of the road, in the rain, waiting for a wrecker................................................
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Nikki on October 11, 2005 @ 4:41 pm |
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You are a very sick individual. I bet you ride a HONDA!!!!
Do you know what HONDA stands for????
Hop On Nothing Dumb Ass |
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dana on October 12, 2005 @ 1:50 pm |
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geez lighten up it was a friggin joke. |
| From: |
Mike on November 1, 2005 @ 6:27 pm |
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you think thats funny??? FUNNY HOW??? |
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