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Apelike
Posted by: kevin on March 24, 2005 @ 1:01 pm

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Two zoo keepers notice that katie the female Ape is experiencing some kind of depression lately since the release of her mate, a week ago.After trying to find another male Ape for weeks they come up empty handed.Tired of trying one day they decide to meet at a bar and discuss the problem.After drinking several beers, they notice a huge biker that looks like a gorilla .The two zoo keepers look at eachother, and say are you thinking what Im thinking?Well they confront the biker and offer him 500.00 dollars if he will sleep for one evening with the Ape.He agrees and the two keepers tell the biker the ape will have to wear a bag on her head so she wont recognise and possibly hurt him.He understands and later that evening enters the cage .The sheApe immediately smells the biker runs over throws the biker to the ground and starts banging him .The biker starts yelling to the keepers Please git it off!! Get it off !! So they start to pull the Ape off when the biker said No! I mean the bag !Take the bag off CAUSE I WANT TO KISS THAT BITCH!


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From: ?????????? on July 13, 2005 @ 2:14 pm
Comment: thats funny. The Ape probably looked better than most of the women he had on his Harley

From: H-D on November 1, 2005 @ 1:59 pm
Comment: He might of been a bi member of G.R.A.B. The Gay Rainbow Association of Bikers. Most just like to advertise that they are gay by living their motto. Ride Loud, Show Your Gay and Proud.

   
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