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the circle joke
Posted by: Zach on March 28, 2005 @ 5:21 pm
| one day a blond woman is driving down the road and is cutting off a man many times. so he signals for her to stop and pull over. so she doesand then he draws a circle in the road and tells her not to step outside it. so then he goes over to her car and slits the tires. and when he looks back she is giggling. and so he goes and smashes in her windshield, and again she is laughing. so now he goes over and beats the living fuck out of her car, and when he looks back she is laughing her ass off. then he goes over and says why do you laugh every time i beat the living fuck out of youre car? and she replies " ’cause every time you turned around i steped outside the circle!" |
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Hot Chick on March 29, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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Old |
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Eminem Fan on March 29, 2005 @ 8:26 pm |
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March 29 2005 @ 5:24PM
Hey Hot Chick what’s up?
here’s a joke for whoever needs a laugh.
This blonde Women goes home and finds her husband cheating on her so she gets her Revolver and pistol whips the hoe her husbands with and she puts the gun to her mouth. "No honey I’m sorry! please don’t kill yourself! she says "Shut up! you’re both next! |
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anthony brown on April 5, 2005 @ 5:04 pm |
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You took my blonde joke BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Eminem Fan on April 8, 2005 @ 7:19 pm |
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April 8 2005@ 4:18 PM
yo I know u not talking about me! look deal with it man cause did’nt make either blonde joke so get a life and go 2 hell |
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Hot Chick on April 9, 2005 @ 9:48 am |
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Eminem his version of the joke sucked yours version was a lot better |
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Eminem Fan on April 10, 2005 @ 7:26 pm |
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April 9 2005 @4:22PM
Thanks.
Q: What is the mating call of a blonde?
A:Im drunk!
Q:The mating call of an ugly blonde?
A: I said I’m drunk!!!
Q: How do you know a blonde had a bad day?
A: Her tampax is on her ear and her pencils missing.
Q: What is a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
A blonde and Brunnette were out for a walk and the Brunnete said "Oh look a dead bird! the blonde looked up and said "Where? |
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Dru Carrio on April 10, 2005 @ 7:27 pm |
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April 9 2005 @4:26PM
I know Hot Chick is hitting on you playa! but seriously man everything u do she likes! she worships the ground u walk on! sshit though is she a suck up or is she really that damn nice? |
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Hot Chick on April 10, 2005 @ 7:44 pm |
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I’m not a girl who starts flirting with a guy Eminem is cool and since he is nice to me I will be nice back |
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Hot Chick on April 10, 2005 @ 8:22 pm |
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But really, his version was better |
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Dru carrio on April 11, 2005 @ 5:36 pm |
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April 11 2005 @ 2:35PM
who’s is better!? u gotta be specific I been puffing on some weed! |
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Hot Chick on April 11, 2005 @ 6:40 pm |
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Eminem’s of course |
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Dru Carrio on April 11, 2005 @ 6:46 pm |
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April 112005@3:45PM
to the windowwwwww to the wall! till the sweat drip from my balls! smack her wit a dick smack her wit a dick! two of my favorite songs! |
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Eminem Fan on April 12, 2005 @ 7:22 pm |
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April 12 2005@4:19PM
anybody I’m on good terms with such as Dru Carrio,my Homie and also the probably FAH (Fine As Hell.) Hot Chick please do not call me Eminem Fan! it’s getting old! I am now named 8 Mile! |
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Hot Chick on April 16, 2005 @ 10:10 am |
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O.k 8 Mile.Either name is fine with me but it’s your choice not mine but who is FAH? |
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Dru Carrio on April 16, 2005 @ 7:35 pm |
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April 16 2005 @ 4:32PM
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8 Mile on April 16, 2005 @ 8:02 pm |
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sorry no time to write the date! gotta show up to Baseball practice in twenty minutes! FAH was me reffering to you Hot Chick Fine as hell! gotta go now! |
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8 Mile on April 16, 2005 @ 8:05 pm |
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Gotta get the fuck outta here! Goddamn the schools of America for trying to band Vending Machines and Girls in Halter tops! I hate those fuckers! time for me to go knock some outta the park bye! |
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Hot Chick on April 16, 2005 @ 10:31 pm |
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8 Mile you can call me kim or hot chick either one is fine with me.Oh yea i play baseball too actually it’s called softball but who cares i’m catcher what position are you i’m just curious but you don’t have to tell me. |
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8 Mile on April 18, 2005 @ 6:08 pm |
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April 18 2005@3:02PM
Jesus H Christ!!!! I play catcher too! well actually I am Center field because as good as I was I decided I am slightly overweight so I decided to play a position where I was’nt squatting but I kinda think pitchers should’nt have a designated hitter(Sorry if I don’t spell corectly.) if a pitcher can’t hit,field,throw and run he should get himself/herself a desk job. u can ask anything u want. except unless u ask a math question I don’t know shit about math. Who is your favorite team,player? |
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Dru Carrio on April 18, 2005 @ 7:02 pm |
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April 18 2005@4:00PM
fucckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyofuckyoufuckyou I hate the fucking dress code! I wanna see some bikini tops! I lov them flaat stomachs girls got! |
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Hot Chick on April 18, 2005 @ 9:53 pm |
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I like the Giants i don’t know why but i do.My FAVORITE is Barry Bonds STILL i don’t know why but i do.What’s your favorite song of Eminem’s i’m curious |
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Eminem Fan on April 19, 2005 @ 7:14 pm |
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April 19 2005@ 4:09PM]
Actually I have several favorite’s. lets see, I would have to say,Just Don’t give a Fuck,Don’t Fuck With Shady,Under The Influence,Real Slim Shady,Lose yourself,Just lose it,(He makes fun of Micheal Jackson in that one.) um lets see and there is Ass like that,One shot,twoshot,and One last time. Sory I have so many but Eminem is my idol. Can I ask you hich rap artists you like? also what is your favorite color,actress or superstar? Just wnna know. |
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Hot Chick on April 19, 2005 @ 8:46 pm |
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I thought your name is 8 Mile.My favorite is Eminem too.My favorite color is blue.I hate pink and purple.Superstar is something i would do.I like watching movies but acting, i would suck! |
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8 Mile on April 20, 2005 @ 8:23 pm |
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April 10 2005@5:11PM
By the way,I think u would probably be good at axcting,you have an intelligent vocab as far as I see ,according to your name your hot, but Stage Fright is a bitch,I don’t choke on stage but I would hate acting as well because I would have to enter plays. I once got so close to being in the movie the Wizard of oz ands I’m tall for my age plus I hate that movie,I moved outta there. I’m curious, Have u ever been in a fight? I used to live in the ghettoh Fedral Way Washington.u do know where Seattle is right? even if u don’t it’s okay because most kids think studying a map is boring. |
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Horny 17 year old on April 20, 2005 @ 8:29 pm |
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April 20 2005@ 7:22PMPM
A girl wearing a choker around her neck makes me horny,a girl wearing a shirt wear you can see her flat stomach makes me VERY horny and a girl in a short shirt in her panties makes me horny,and a girl in a tank top makes me horny ,and seeing Halle Berry in her Cat Women costume makes me horny,And a girl in a wet bikini makes me very horny,and going skinny dipping with girls makes me very horny, and a girl in a lacy black bra makes me VEry Very Horny and when a Brunnette or asian or black girl taking a shower in an R rated movie makes me very very horny! and a girl wearing a strapless shirt makes me horny. But showing me a guy who dresses like a girl would be bad for your health! |
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Hot Chick on April 20, 2005 @ 9:03 pm |
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Thanks but acting i would suck!I don’t have stage fright it’s just they always put me in stupid plays! Well i don’t suck if i don’t like it then i pretend to suck but believe me it works!I’ve been in a fight.This girl was saying i was a bitch so i told her if she’s brave enough to say shit about me then she’s brave enough to fight me.but it lasted like a minute cause i knocked her out !I HATE studying maps sorry!!!!!!!!!! |
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8 Mile on April 21, 2005 @ 8:54 pm |
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April 21 2005@5:51PM
no problem. I fractured an eighth grader’s nose today cause he kicked a girl. Shit man I tried to tell aa girl I thought she was pretty but I am afraid of being rejected but her friend told me she likes me in front of her and she blushed! Lck asshole I am if get a fine girl like her. I ran like a pansy and y friend Jamal said "U pussy she did’nt even hear u! I am a pussy huh? I am that afraid to tell her I am crazy about her! |
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Hot Chick on April 22, 2005 @ 5:20 pm |
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I don’t think your a pussy i think your cool!You don’t have to be afraid her friend even said she likes you.I guess your not single anymore unless if you like another girl but you said your crazy about her!I sound dorky right now!I don’t know why but ohwell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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8 Mile on April 23, 2005 @ 5:46 pm |
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April 23 2005@2:40PM
............................................................................................................Okay thanks, Do not know why the hell I can’t just tell her. Fucking A If it does’nt work out I just stop liking her but I don’t have that choice right? Shit man God has a funny way of trying to get peple to have soul mates. How is it that I’m cool if I read books? I read a whole bunch of that shit but if I aint cool cause I red well at least there are some days where I throw punches and could probably Break Bullet Proof Glass. Crazy I know but my friend seems to think that his Mom punched through a brick wall,I can believe that eventually but getting through safety glass? A sixth grade girl could never do that,not to be sexist |
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8 Mile on April 23, 2005 @ 8:09 pm |
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April 23 2005@5:08PM
please write back u are a good person to have a conversation with |
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Hot Chick on April 23, 2005 @ 9:26 pm |
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Thanks.Ok on that last comment i wrote i have moments where i act a little dorky.I read books.Actually i love reading!You don’t have to be afraid of telling her tell her when you want to. |
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8 Mile on April 24, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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April 24 2005@1:13PM
actually I kinda did. Well I had somebody tell her but shit! If I were black it would be easier ,no blushing,more confience and I can’ be sunburned I wanna be black! sorry |
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Hot Chick on April 24, 2005 @ 4:50 pm |
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Do you have an email address 8 Mile?Just wondering.You don’t have to be sorry i have crazy wishes to but i’m not going to tell you! |
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8 Mile on April 25, 2005 @ 6:33 pm |
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April 25 2005@3:27PM
just out of curiousity First I gotta ask u yo address cause well oh shit u asked me first huh? I did have one but I got rid of it it was fffopzero@yahoo.com but now I really can’t think of one except maybe blackie chan,I watch 2 much White Chick starring Sean & Marl;on wayans but um listen I now this sounds like a stupid question but u do like dirty jokes right? Well what is your Email address? I found these hillarious photos such as a Dalmation standing over a bunch of dalmation cats! That is some funny shit but if that is 2 sick then oh well |
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Hot Chick on April 25, 2005 @ 6:40 pm |
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My email is kimdean_11@yahoo.com.It has 11 because thats my favorite #.I like some dirty jokes unless if they suck then i don’t like them! |
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Dru Carrio on April 25, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
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April 25 2005@4:28PM
Hey I know Chris or 8 mile likes u! way 2 obvious ,even a blind man can c it’s true |
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8 Mile on April 26, 2005 @ 6:31 pm |
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hey Kimberly did u get the stuff I sent? |
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Kimberly on April 26, 2005 @ 7:17 pm |
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I sure did!!!! |
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Kimberly on April 26, 2005 @ 7:18 pm |
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Are you goin to send more??? |
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8 Mile on April 26, 2005 @ 7:23 pm |
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hell’s yeah ,only if u wat me 2 |
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8 Mile on April 26, 2005 @ 7:24 pm |
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hell’s yeah ,only if u wat me 2 |
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Kimberly on April 26, 2005 @ 7:27 pm |
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I asked you because i want you to!! |
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Kimberly on April 26, 2005 @ 7:54 pm |
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Hey 8 Mile is it true what Dru Carrio said? |
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Kimberly on April 27, 2005 @ 7:52 pm |
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Are you goin to email me? |
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8 Mile on April 28, 2005 @ 8:24 pm |
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April 28 2005@ 5:23PM
What Dru said is true but no biggie. yah sure I ’ll email,What another f what I sent u before or what? |
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Kimberly on April 28, 2005 @ 8:48 pm |
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Do you want me to write you back? |
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8 Mile on April 30, 2005 @ 6:55 pm |
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April 30 2005@3:54PM
I aint got a clue. yeah but I gotta get a new address first. cause I go to Resident Evil fan sites and they ask me my email so I make them up so they don’t check any stuff out but I gotta get it changed before u do but when I holla knock yourself out and write back. |
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8 mile on April 30, 2005 @ 7:14 pm |
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Hey Kim/Hot Chick,I giot about five questions
1 Are you into video games?
2 If there ever was a gangster that was 2 damn cool not to admire who is it?
3What is your fav movies?
4 if u wetre’nt white what would be another race u would be?
5 Got a dog or cat?
I gotta admire Bumpy Johnson from harlem and Stephanie ST clair (Queenie.) White gangs would’nt mess with them. they were the forty theives and were tough around the racist years but Johnson did’nt die till the 80’s. u should see the movie Hoodlums if u into action. I am dead set on the black culture. oh turns out Elayna got a boyfrind. a kid told me. aint that about a bitch? |
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Hot Chick on April 30, 2005 @ 9:58 pm |
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I love video games!I have no clue on #2!If your askin what kind of movies i like it would be comedy!My favorite movie is dodgeball!Spanish because it would be cool to talk a second language without messin up!I have one cat and two dogs.I’m sorry that happened to you! |
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8 mile on May 2, 2005 @ 8:45 pm |
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shit I know. her best friend came up to me and aid somthing like Check yoself. that bitch got told fuck u and I just hae chool . dress codes. Shitty food. the bathroom always says MIKE WAS HERE and I have 2 have a ippie for a principal. Remember how Dru was comig up 2 bat 4 mwe against matt? well funny thing is , he is tough! Golden Glove in boxing. best boxer in seattle that is 18. I ait saying he’s tougher than anybody but he can’t lose in fist fights. ahhhhhhhahgggggggghggggggggg!!!!! heartburn sukz! do u have a partixcular video \game u into? |
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Hot Chick on May 2, 2005 @ 9:02 pm |
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I believe you when you say he’s tough!!!Do you like anybody else besides elayna?Just wonderin!I don’t have a particular game i’m into it’s just i play any game that comes my way! |
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Hot Chick on May 2, 2005 @ 9:19 pm |
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I tried to email you but it didn’t let me!Don’t send me anymore dirty jokes just write to me! |
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8 Mile on May 3, 2005 @ 6:56 pm |
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no prob. um............................ yeah I kinda like a girl named Hannah but she is an eighth TA and she’s a blonde,dirty blonde but still a blonde. nice though. blue eyes,real nice smile,when my Mom had an ulser she was sorry that happened. I gotta get my email address first before I write 2 u! By the when u said u would wanna be Mexican well guess what? by 2030 whites will be minorities. about 13% are latino/mexian blacks10% Asians5% Native American’s 1% guess by then whites will have started taking it slow. In the future,I believe there will b computer chips that make us look 25 when we are really 84! we can live 2 be above 500 again! might beat that one dude from the bible who lied 2 be 969 ,oldest on Earth. also we will be as fat or thin as we want. like a safe ,legal steroid. |
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8 Mile on May 3, 2005 @ 7:43 pm |
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I apologize 4 over doing the dirty jokes |
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Hot Chick on May 3, 2005 @ 9:11 pm |
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It’s o.k.I tried to email you because you emailed me so i thought you had an email address! |
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Dru Carrio on May 6, 2005 @ 4:07 pm |
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shit I take that because I thought you was dissing on him! sorry! It’s my policy that when somebody fucks with him they fuck with him they fuck with me! Matt aint 25 else he would’nt be talking like a teenager! and even if he was 25 and he tried to fightChris (8 Mile.) I would have snapped his neck! I fight adults! mostly drug dealers trying to offer my lil brother Richard drugs! I wish he was here so I could teach him not to pick on 13 ear old kids! plu I got a JD friend (Juvie Delinquent.) who also could kick his ass! wwd_ggd he is one of the toughest white boys! |
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Dru Carrio on May 6, 2005 @ 4:07 pm |
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shit I take that because I thought you was dissing on him! sorry! It’s my policy that when somebody fucks with him they fuck with him they fuck with me! Matt aint 25 else he would’nt be talking like a teenager! and even if he was 25 and he tried to fightChris (8 Mile.) I would have snapped his neck! I fight adults! mostly drug dealers trying to offer my lil brother Richard drugs! I wish he was here so I could teach him not to pick on 13 ear old kids! plu I got a JD friend (Juvie Delinquent.) who also could kick his ass! wwd_ggd he is one of the toughest white boys! other than that sorry |
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Hot Chick on May 6, 2005 @ 7:51 pm |
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It’s o.k you were just tryin to defend your friend!!!!I would of done the same thing!!!! |
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Jory on May 7, 2005 @ 8:37 pm |
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May 7 2005@5:35PM
TEN FREAKY GIRLS soundrack from movie 8 mile
this aint a game and pimp it aint easy,
now when you see me ya gots t belive me!
anything goes when it comes to hoes!
you better ask someone if you don’t know!
ten freaky girl!
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8 Mile on May 9, 2005 @ 7:15 pm |
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Hot Chick, by any chance are you into things like Star wars,resident evil,japanese anime,or just stuff like south park or simpsons? |
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Hot Chick on May 9, 2005 @ 8:32 pm |
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I’m into resident evil, defently south park and the simpson’s. |
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8 Mile on May 9, 2005 @ 8:50 pm |
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that’s cool. argggh!!!!! I hate racists! goddamn them! I just got off a site full of racism. saying black look like apes! Rabbit assholes! those white suppremisest assholes! they R whiter than what’s spilling down their throat. sorry I got a little carried away. |
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Homer on May 9, 2005 @ 8:51 pm |
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why u little Agggghhhhagghhh!!!!!!!!!! Lisa I’m gonna write u a song so good u can’t lose! and that’s not just the beer talking! |
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Hot Chick on May 12, 2005 @ 9:01 pm |
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It’s ok i hate racists too!Come on it’s skin there’s nothin they can do about it!! |
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8 Mile on May 16, 2005 @ 7:27 pm |
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Hey hot chick,I’m not sure u R still interested in this but I think that kid who said Elayna had a boyfriend was lying. I hope so! by the way I will try to email you tommorow. I just kinda forgot how to check it. I’ll have to have my Mom show me. |
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