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CANT SWIM
Posted by: SAW711 on March 29, 2005 @ 8:51 am

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A BLONDE WOMAN IS DRIVING IN A CAR WHEN SHE SEES ANOTHER BLONDE WOMAN TRYING TO SWIM IN A GRASS FIELD. SHE PULLS OVER AND SHOUTS TO THE WOMAN YOU ARE GIVING US BLONDES A BAD NAME IF I COULD SWIM I WOULD COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS.


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From: Discrimination on March 29, 2005 @ 2:59 pm
Comment: What gives other women the right to discriminate against blondes...you are still only women....stupid dick suckers

From: COOL on March 29, 2005 @ 9:18 pm
Comment: IT WAS A PRETTY FUNNY JOKE BUT I BET U GOT THAT OFF THE NET

From: lol to funny on March 30, 2005 @ 4:53 am
Comment: just to let US all know ,since i am a blonde also
Blonde is not a hair color ,it’s a state of mind!!!!!!!

From: Poooooooooooooopepan on March 31, 2005 @ 7:16 pm
Comment: You said a bad word ahhhhhhhh u a bad person call me!

From: poooooooooooooopepan on March 31, 2005 @ 7:18 pm
Comment: who r u u sexy beast

From: ONE HOT BLONDE on April 1, 2005 @ 12:26 am
Comment: WHAT DO CALL BLACK ,BLUE AND BROWN LAYING IN THE DITCH? A BURNETT WHO TOLD TO MANY BLONDE JOKES!!!!! SO WHATS UP BROWN HEADS/NOSERS

From: drug squad on April 2, 2005 @ 9:44 pm
Comment: thats fukin gey dude bite me u ass hole

From: 8 Mile on April 18, 2005 @ 6:14 pm
Comment: April 18 2005@3:09pm
i THINK GOT YO HEAD UP YO ASS BITCH! BLONDES ARE NOT HOT! A BLONDE IS FLAT! THE ONLY THINGS US GUYS WANT ON A GIRL THAT’S FLAT IS A FLAT STOMACH!
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE WITH HALF A BRAIN?
A:GIFTED!
Q: HOW DO YOU KNOW A BLONDE HAS HAD A BAD DAY?
A: HER TAMPAX IS ON HER EAR AND HER PENCIL IS MISSING!
A BLONDE AND HER FRIEND GOT INTO AN ARGUEMENT AND SAID "tHOSE TRACKS ARE DEER TRACKS! "NO THEY ARE WOLF TRACKS! THEY BOTH WERE HIT BY A TRAIN

From: bubba on June 3, 2005 @ 10:30 pm
Comment: u guys just want tofuck a blond

   
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