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Because I’m Blonde?
Posted by: Kanieshia on April 24, 2005 @ 2:00 pm
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?"
"No, Honey, it’s because you’re 25." |
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someone on April 25, 2005 @ 10:57 am |
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it was ok i gusse |
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Dirty$outh on April 26, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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its was funny but long |
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ariel on April 29, 2005 @ 12:24 am |
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that was funny.................lol |
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Bex on April 29, 2005 @ 5:31 pm |
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Crap! |
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acealot_99 on May 1, 2005 @ 12:45 am |
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damn that was funny...........rof lmao |
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jadans on May 5, 2005 @ 1:28 pm |
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i have to agree funy but long and it kinda was stupid lol |
| From: |
alex on May 9, 2005 @ 9:23 pm |
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ok that was shit
lame and to fuking long |
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alex on May 9, 2005 @ 9:24 pm |
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ok that was shit
lame and to fuking long |
| From: |
pickles on June 22, 2005 @ 3:24 am |
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hahaha |
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derek on January 16, 2006 @ 4:46 pm |
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that was a funny joke |
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