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Alligator Shoes
Posted by: kelli on May 9, 2005 @ 7:07 pm
There was this blond that went to Australia for vacation. She went to a gift shop and saw some really cute alligator skin shoes.
"How much are those alligator shoes?" she asked the clerk.
"Those shoes are $600." he replied.
"Well I can’t afford that could you give me a disount?" she asked.
"No miss,I’m sorry, I can’t do that." said the clerk.
"Fine then," she said, "I’ll just go and get some myself !!!"
"Be my guest." he told her.
About an hour later, the clerk was on his way home from work and he noticed the blond off in a nearby creek, water up to her knees, with a 12-gage aiming it at a 9 foot alligator as it swam past her. She shot it and pulled it up to the bank where 20 other alligators were lying dead.
"Damn it!" she exclaimed, "this ones not whereing shoes either! I’ll never get any alligator shoes!"
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gary on May 17, 2005 @ 10:29 pm |
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still funny after all these years. |
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bobi on May 18, 2005 @ 3:43 pm |
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hey this one is very funny |
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Blazing Burner on May 24, 2005 @ 9:49 am |
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This bitch is so damn stupid, yet very hilarious. I give it 4 out of 5. |
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pickles on June 22, 2005 @ 3:17 am |
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already heard it a million times |
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