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New Sports Car
Posted by: Im Not BLONDE!!!! on May 18, 2005 @ 6:42 am
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.
He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde,
’Stand in that circle and DON’T MOVE!’.
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, ’Oh you think that’s funny? Watch this!’
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she’s laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
’What’s so funny?’ the truck driver asked the blonde. She replied, ’Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped outside the circle!!
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MR.Riddles on May 18, 2005 @ 11:35 am |
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If iI was a blonde I would resent that but Im not so I think i was pretty damn funny
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blondie on May 18, 2005 @ 3:10 pm |
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dat is sum gd shit dat i get so its gd in lots of ways lol
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hehe he on May 22, 2005 @ 6:41 pm |
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LOL that was funny |
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jdhgsgrhsi on January 16, 2006 @ 4:03 pm |
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ive herd it b4 |
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hannah on January 16, 2006 @ 4:18 pm |
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that one is already on this site, make sure its a new joke before you post it, or it isnt funny |
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lol on January 16, 2006 @ 4:20 pm |
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lol who cares, its a good joke. you shouldnt care even if u were blonde cuz its just a joke |
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nothsa on January 16, 2006 @ 6:40 pm |
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ive heard it |
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daniell;e on January 20, 2006 @ 1:39 pm |
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funny bean that is a class joke only blonde joke i now thats funny x x x |
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