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porch or porsche
Posted by: Ally on May 24, 2005 @ 11:08 pm
A Blonde decides to go door knocking one day to do any odd jobs.
She knocks on her frst house and a man answers the door.
Blonde: Do u have any odd jobs for me to do
Man: As a matter of fact i do. My porch needs to be painted.
Blonde: Sure ill that for you for o say $50
Man: great
The Man gives the Blonde the keys to the shed for the paint and ladder and goes back inside. His wife(who had herd the convosation)says
Wife: Does she no that the porch goes all around the house.
Man: Well she must have because she was standing on it.
10 miniutes later the Blonde comes back to the door.
Man: Your finished already
Blonde: Yeah i even had enough paint to do a second coat.
Man: Great you obviously deserve this
Hands over a $50 bill
As the blonde walks away she replies
oh bye the way its a ferrie not a porsche |
Add your own comment
| From: |
gary on May 26, 2005 @ 1:45 am |
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if you know how to spell Porsche, how come you can’t spell Ferrarri? |
| From: |
gary on May 26, 2005 @ 1:47 am |
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i hope it’s not because you’re blond. |
| From: |
iamagrl on May 26, 2005 @ 5:31 pm |
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i kno really, yall need to kno how to spell.. |
| From: |
marc on June 1, 2005 @ 5:28 pm |
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and that sucked |
| From: |
Fucker on June 4, 2005 @ 6:41 pm |
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it iz spelt Ferrari 1st of all 2nd of all u totly stole dat shyt from eBaumsworld!!!! fucker..
www.eBaumsworld.com best syte eva! |
| From: |
bumbaclart on June 23, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
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ur all dumb asses u spell porsche like dat n u spell ferrari like dis ur all blonde u dickheads |
| From: |
jay on June 24, 2005 @ 7:53 am |
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shit fuck bollox tit wank your mums diks are huge all 6 of them
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