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Top ten blonde jokes of 2005
Posted by: Steven Cook on June 4, 2005 @ 5:00 pm
10) Q: how do you brainwash a blonde?
A: give her a douche and shake her upside down.
9) Q: how do you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
8) Q: how does a blonde moonwalk?
A: she pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
7) Q: why can’t blondes count to 70?
A: because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
6) Q: what do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: run like hell... she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
5) Q: how do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: tell her a joke on Wednesday.
4) Q: what is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: trying to hold on to a thought.
3) Q: why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: because it said ’concentrate’.
2) Q: How do you confuse a blone? A:Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in a corner...Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: Tell you she did it.
1) Q: What do you call a blinde with pig tails? A: A blow job. |
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stupid on June 14, 2005 @ 2:41 am |
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they were dumb |
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lol on January 16, 2006 @ 4:26 pm |
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haha they were ok!!
well i guess i cant talk im blonde!! |
| From: |
meh on January 16, 2006 @ 4:33 pm |
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some were ok |
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???? on January 16, 2006 @ 4:49 pm |
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isnt it a blow job w/ handle bars...or sompthing liek that? |
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high me on January 16, 2006 @ 4:51 pm |
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i liked # 9 ,5,and#3 |
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fabian 771 on January 16, 2006 @ 5:30 pm |
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come on man half of them u so retarted a poptart can make better jokes then u lamo!
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me on January 16, 2006 @ 5:58 pm |
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you suck |
| From: |
vike fan on January 16, 2006 @ 6:09 pm |
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number two was funny rest kinda sucked and u screwed one over pretty bad |
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james wallace on January 16, 2006 @ 6:24 pm |
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what’s a blinde? |
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im blonde on January 16, 2006 @ 6:33 pm |
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very very poor |
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