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hellicopter lessons
Posted by: Averie on June 8, 2005 @ 7:40 pm

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There was a blonde who went to take hellicopter lessons. Once she passed the coarse it was time for her to fly by herself so the instructor told her to contact him on the radio every 1000 miles. The first thousand miles she contacted him he said "how are you doing?" she said good. The next thousand miles he said "how you doing?" she said "good but its getting a little chilly up here." The next thousand miles he said " how you doing?" she said "I crashed!" he paniced and asked what happened she said " I got too cold so i turned off the big fan!"

(if you are blonde dont feel offended because this is coming from a blonde)


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From: sexy beach babe on June 11, 2005 @ 11:41 pm
Comment: that was good especially coming form a blinde lol joking keep it up!!!

From: tim on June 27, 2005 @ 9:14 pm
Comment: dont worry hun, we were well aware of exactly who that joke was comin’ from, believe me.

From: Ash on June 30, 2005 @ 11:28 am
Comment: LOL u can tell its wrote by a blonde u spelt panicked wrong and course its alright .............we all make mistakes

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another blonde

From: danielle on January 16, 2006 @ 4:04 pm
Comment: that was a good one. lol. but i didn’t need to be told you were blonde, i could tell!

From: gdog4real on January 16, 2006 @ 4:21 pm
Comment: thats fuckin awesum can’t belive she didn’t turn it off cuz it was messin her hair up

From: anotha blonde on January 16, 2006 @ 4:47 pm
Comment: no offence but how the feckity feck wud that blonde pass the helicopter test thingy if she was so thick??..... i dnt get it..... ah well twas sheyit anyways..

From: anotha blonde on January 16, 2006 @ 4:47 pm
Comment: no offence but how the feckity feck wud that blonde pass the helicopter test thingy if she was so thick??..... i dnt get it..... ah well twas sheyit anyways..

From: you dumbass on January 16, 2006 @ 4:55 pm
Comment: coarse means rough surface. you mean course as in training course

   
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