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Heres the money...Wheres my car?
Posted by: Morgan on June 9, 2005 @ 4:56 pm
| Theres a blonde lady drivin her car cause she wanted to see how far she could get without stopping. She gets to the corner and runs out of gas. Luckily she sees a gas station and drives her car the rest of the way. When she gets to the gas station she fills her tank...gets inside to pay and has no money. She tells the cashier to wait...she goes outside and sells the car for gas money. |
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horneytresh on June 10, 2005 @ 11:17 am |
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kool |
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Tony on June 11, 2005 @ 6:50 pm |
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Why did Jews start Blonde jokes as well as other jokes that bash Europeans? Because they hate Europe despite the fact that they love to live in white-christian countries.
To learn more about the Jews go to jewwatch.com |
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courtney on June 14, 2005 @ 4:46 am |
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hey kool joke im a blond but its ok i love blond jokes oh and im a lez any one else just call 64216579
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Mr. T on June 14, 2005 @ 4:37 pm |
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What’s the difference between Tony and a bucket of shit?
The bucket. |
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Mr. T on June 15, 2005 @ 8:28 pm |
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I am greasy, i am spaghetti with meatballs, i am maria with big hairy armpits and lots of snatch hair. I am eating spaghetti now cause i am italian cannibal, i like dolmio sauce and i always know when girl has period cause i wear dolmio grin. My friends are jealous of me cause i got asked to work in oil company and they didnt, but i deserve job more cause all my blood sweat and oil go into the job. I am lotsa greasy and my papa guiseppe tell me i like him in so many ways.....goodbye for now my oily friends |
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vampire princess1985 on June 17, 2005 @ 12:43 am |
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what the hell ?
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vampire princess1985 on June 17, 2005 @ 5:09 am |
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i prostitute to suppliment my family’s income. |
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Fuck U All on June 17, 2005 @ 10:51 am |
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thanks for making me throw up Morgan |
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yoyo on January 16, 2006 @ 4:22 pm |
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this joke was like what ever heard BETTER |
| From: |
maihdf on January 16, 2006 @ 4:22 pm |
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read BETTER |
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Ben on January 16, 2006 @ 4:25 pm |
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Y can’t we all be happy and friends and sing and dance in nature... Blondes are the best... happy happy happy happy happy thoughts |
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na bo on January 16, 2006 @ 4:25 pm |
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the car ran out of gas and then she drove it to the gas station???????? i think you messed up |
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kenny on January 16, 2006 @ 4:26 pm |
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WHAT THE F**K WAS THAT??????? |
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confused on January 16, 2006 @ 4:27 pm |
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if she ran out of gas at the corner how did she drive the rest of the way to the gas station. idiots!!! |
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Alexandrea on January 16, 2006 @ 4:35 pm |
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thats stupid |
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confused person on January 16, 2006 @ 4:38 pm |
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WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE JOKE HOW CAN SHE RUN OUT OF GAS AT THE CORNER AND DRIVE TO THE GAS STATION WITH NO GAS????????????? |
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kiss my ass on January 16, 2006 @ 4:44 pm |
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what are u that dumbass blonde? |
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kiss my ass on January 16, 2006 @ 4:44 pm |
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what are u that dumbass blonde? |
| From: |
sam on January 16, 2006 @ 5:14 pm |
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datrs so gay coz im blonde
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| From: |
IVY on January 16, 2006 @ 6:13 pm |
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I’VE HEARD THAT DUMB JOKE 1 2 MANY TIMES
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Callmeif ur horny on January 16, 2006 @ 6:24 pm |
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That was pretty cute
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danielle on January 16, 2006 @ 6:32 pm |
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a blonde walks in 2 a shop and asked if she could by the telly in the window the man says no i dont sell 2 blondes she dyes her hair brown goes back and asked again he says no i dont sell 2 blondes she says how do u know im blonde because that tellys a microwave |
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ME on January 16, 2006 @ 6:40 pm |
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that was kinda funny..i guess |
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megan on January 16, 2006 @ 6:44 pm |
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this sucked
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