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Jigsaw Jiggery
Posted by: Sir Glen on June 14, 2005 @ 3:45 am
Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them, says "OK" and pours their shots. They all clink glasses and yell "51 days!" Then they proceed to slam the shots,
looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell "51 days!"
The bartender finally can’t stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by ’51 days’.
One of the blondes looks at him smugly and says: "Well, we just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us only 51 days, and on the box it said 3-5 years". |
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juicy lips on June 14, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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i liked it bcuz i luv lafin at blondes! |
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emma on June 15, 2005 @ 2:32 pm |
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i tink this joke is great man it is wicked but not all blondes are dumb |
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to: Emma on June 17, 2005 @ 8:09 pm |
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Hey you sound hot. Why not make love with me in the sunset? |
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im a smart brunette on June 18, 2005 @ 2:11 am |
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wow i actually like this joke.it sounds like something my friend would say.which makes her sound dumb |
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bill on June 20, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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I think blondes are SEXY |
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larissa on June 21, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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that waz DUMB |
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I'm a blonde. on June 21, 2005 @ 11:12 pm |
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hey i get that one! |
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stacey woz ere on June 22, 2005 @ 5:53 am |
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hey that was cool. thats a real scorture. peter kay n roy chubby brown r up 4 a compation lol. luv ya all luv me x x x |
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Blonde on June 26, 2005 @ 5:55 pm |
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I don’t see why evreyone’s laughin’ dem blondes are smart only 51 days?... |
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To: Larissa on June 29, 2005 @ 2:03 am |
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What a beautiful name, let’s make love in the sunset. |
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some guy on July 2, 2005 @ 3:14 pm |
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Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two. |
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Carmina on January 16, 2006 @ 4:23 pm |
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Blonds r prity smart they finished it in 51 days. I bet u boys could not finish a puzzle in 51 days.huh i bet not |
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T-T tha real G on January 16, 2006 @ 4:24 pm |
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that was funny but i think i heard it some where |
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kenny on January 16, 2006 @ 4:26 pm |
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that joke is so old |
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laughing on January 16, 2006 @ 4:26 pm |
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im blonde and i lovde that joke |
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??? on January 16, 2006 @ 4:32 pm |
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i really feel srry for blondes that read this! I mean.... imagin!! geeessss... it was good |
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Alexandrea on January 16, 2006 @ 4:35 pm |
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thats really funnny |
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pussy lova on January 16, 2006 @ 4:41 pm |
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this shit is pretty funy but iv herd beter jokes |
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~*~amber~*~ on January 16, 2006 @ 4:45 pm |
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thats the best joke ive read on here so far and ive gotten them all even tho im a blonde :p |
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Jonkey sux on January 16, 2006 @ 4:46 pm |
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Sorry Jonkey thats not your daughter thats your own. |
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bloody kisses on January 16, 2006 @ 4:53 pm |
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if ur a lezo? y u have a kid???? :S |
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bob the buldier on January 16, 2006 @ 4:55 pm |
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lol thts aite but ive heard better lol
next time put a really funni jokeon it so i can laugh harder |
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hey on January 16, 2006 @ 5:20 pm |
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that was a good one!!!! |
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lilplayerette on January 16, 2006 @ 5:56 pm |
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that joke is soooooooooooooo old |
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joe on January 16, 2006 @ 6:39 pm |
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not that funny |
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chloe on January 16, 2006 @ 6:40 pm |
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i have a betta one! wot did the blonde say wen she looked into a box of cheerios?
ooooo donut seeds! : ) yay! |
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yo mamma on January 16, 2006 @ 6:43 pm |
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you are so crazy that was great! |
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