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Blind guy in womens bar
Posted by: bob on June 15, 2005 @ 10:42 am
A blind guy accidently walks into a women’s bar and says to the
bartender "wanna’ here a blonde jokes"
Then the women next to him says" the bartenders a blonde the bouncer
is a blonde I’m 200 lbs and a blonde and the women to your right is a
blonde and professional wrestler and the women to my right is a
proffesional weight lifter" and then says " you still want to tell that joke"
"NAW, I don’t want to explain it 6 times". |
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emma on June 15, 2005 @ 2:28 pm |
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i think the joke is silly because this person cant spell and i dont get it because it is all mixed up |
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Ben D on June 17, 2005 @ 12:19 pm |
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Wicked |
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meeeee on June 22, 2005 @ 5:46 am |
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it was ok but u crnt spell mate n some dunt make sence!!! luv ya pple x x x |
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blonde CG on January 16, 2006 @ 3:59 pm |
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what are the jokes he was gonna tell? |
| From: |
peachz on January 16, 2006 @ 4:10 pm |
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CONGRADULATIONS....... ur d first one to make me laugh..... savage! |
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smart brunett on January 16, 2006 @ 4:11 pm |
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emma how can u not get it everybody around was blonde so hes sayin they wouldnt get it cause blondes r stupid so hes sayin he would have to explain it!!! u must be blond to!!!!! |
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jo on January 16, 2006 @ 4:11 pm |
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i dn care wot any1 ses dat was funny
well made me laugh anyway
well don
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Tea on January 16, 2006 @ 4:16 pm |
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i coulda sworn this site was about reading jokes not spell checking? |
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babe on January 16, 2006 @ 4:19 pm |
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ok
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dreamer on January 16, 2006 @ 4:24 pm |
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lame
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T-T tha real G on January 16, 2006 @ 4:24 pm |
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It was aiight |
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meee on January 16, 2006 @ 4:25 pm |
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just cos he cant spell it doesnt mean you can, mate. great joke by the way
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kenny on January 16, 2006 @ 4:26 pm |
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what the hell is that!! |
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hannah and hollis on January 16, 2006 @ 4:29 pm |
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hayy its a good joke it made me laugh i love a good joke to laugh at love yall call us |
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made g on January 16, 2006 @ 4:33 pm |
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i heard that shit before |
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Alexandrea on January 16, 2006 @ 4:35 pm |
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thats funny |
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papa on January 16, 2006 @ 4:36 pm |
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yo dat shit was pretty good but damn old |
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loser on January 16, 2006 @ 4:45 pm |
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hes prob like 5 years old |
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anastaisa on January 16, 2006 @ 4:48 pm |
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i agree with emma its silly. |
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Phaith on January 16, 2006 @ 4:49 pm |
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Spells better than half the other people here. I thought it was funny.
The joke is that he doesn’t care that all the blondes could beat him up, he just doesn’t want to have to say the blonde joke to each of them. I relaly don’t see how you can get it mixed up. This is just for that one person, its not meant to be explaining to everyone since some people might get the joke. |
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jack on January 16, 2006 @ 4:49 pm |
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it is supposed 2 b : a blind man walk into a bar 1 night, orders a drink and says to the person next to him, "hey, would you like 2 hear a blonde joke?" the woman next to him says "listen mate i am a gold medal weight lifting champion, and im blonde, my friend over there is a martial arts 2 time silver medalist, and shes a blonde, and my sister bside me is a 3 time bronze medalist at kickboxing, now do u still want to tell tht blonde joke ?" the man pauses for a second, then finally says "ok but i am not explaining it three times !" you dumbass !!! |
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jack on January 16, 2006 @ 4:49 pm |
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it is supposed 2 b : a blind man walk into a bar 1 night, orders a drink and says to the person next to him, "hey, would you like 2 hear a blonde joke?" the woman next to him says "listen mate i am a gold medal weight lifting champion, and im blonde, my friend over there is a martial arts 2 time silver medalist, and shes a blonde, and my sister bside me is a 3 time bronze medalist at kickboxing, now do u still want to tell tht blonde joke ?" the man pauses for a second, then finally says "ok but i am not explaining it three times !" you dumbass !!! |
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?????? on January 16, 2006 @ 4:50 pm |
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i dont get it??? |
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misha on January 16, 2006 @ 4:52 pm |
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vry funni..needz thinkin tho...the thin is majority pplz hu read blonde jokez r BLONDE thmselz..so itz a pity fo them to read this shit |
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Blood Stained Saint on January 16, 2006 @ 4:53 pm |
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception! dis joke sux serious ass! |
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funny on January 16, 2006 @ 4:55 pm |
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excellent but use stops at the end of your sentences
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i hate u meeeeeeeee on January 16, 2006 @ 4:56 pm |
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meeeeeeeeeee u cant spell ether so shut up |
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Sam on January 16, 2006 @ 5:20 pm |
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man thats a good one....and if you dont get it, then you wont understand any blonde jokes, (*cough* emma cough* *cough*) and its easy enough to work around the spelling without b!tching at it.
good joke. |
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tony on January 16, 2006 @ 5:26 pm |
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That was funny |
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big ted on January 16, 2006 @ 6:14 pm |
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how does it not make sense it makes perfect sense to me |
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shell on January 16, 2006 @ 6:20 pm |
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well, i for one thinks it makes perfect sense, and i actually like this joke!
If you don’t get it emma? i’m sorry, but you’re just dumb, darl! |
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sxc-me on January 16, 2006 @ 6:30 pm |
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hehe no wat u mean but i still got it n im blonde! |
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ur mom on January 16, 2006 @ 6:33 pm |
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lol lol lol lol lo l lol loll lol lol lol lo l lol lo l lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lo ll lol lol ha ha haha ha hahahahahahahah THAT WOULDN’T FUNNY |
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Freddy on January 16, 2006 @ 6:39 pm |
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Heres a real Blonde Joke:
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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yo mom on January 16, 2006 @ 6:43 pm |
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nice that was funny |
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angel on January 16, 2006 @ 6:45 pm |
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that was sweet lol
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