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Blondes and sheep
Posted by: Amelia on July 9, 2005 @ 3:51 pm

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A blonde was so tired of being made of that she decided to cut and dye her hair brown. The next day she was driving past a farm and saw a man herding sheep. She stopped her car and went up to him and asked, "If I guess how many sheep you have can I have one?" The man says yes and shay guess "135 sheep." The man said she was right and let her pick out a sheep. She found the perfect one and was sitting there petting it when the man says, "If I guess you’re real hair color can I have that animal back?" The blonde says okay cause she doesn’t think he’ll be able to guess. The man says, "You’re blonde." She asks how he knew and he says, "That’s not a sheep it’s my dog."


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