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~Thé ßrëåststrøkè~
Posted by: ×ø×lïl~røsê×ø× on August 24, 2005 @ 2:24 pm

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all entered a swimming contest, 2 swim frm Santa Monica 2 Catalina doing the breaststroke.
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About 14 hours later the redhead staggered on 2 the shore, she woz declared the fastest breaststroker. Bout 40 mins l8r the brunette crawled on shore, n declared the 2nd place finisher.
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4 hours after this the blonde finally came a shore n collapsed in front of worried onlookers..........when a reporter asked her y it took so long 4 her 2 complete the race she replied "i don’t wanna sound like I’m sore loser but i think them 2 other girls were using there arms."
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(no offense 2 any blondes out there, i just submitted this jk in gd fun, i av nottin against blonde and hope that none of u find it offensive, after all it iz just a jk.............anywayz i apologize if u do get a offended.)


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