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Lunch Time
Posted by: Terry Squier on November 13, 2005 @ 8:03 pm
3 Men were working 1,000 ft. in the air. A Mexican man, a Irish man, and a Blond. They sat down at lunch time
The Mexican man opened his lunch pail, finding tacos. He cursed and said " If my wife puts tacos in my lunch again tomorrow i will jump off this building."
The Irish man opened his lunch pail, finding irish stew. He cursed and said " Crap, if my wife packs irish stew in my lunch tomorrow, I am going to jump off the building with you."
The Blond opened his lunch pail, finding peanut butter and jelly. He shook his head saying, " I am with the two of you. If I have peanut butter and jelly tomorrow, I am going to jump too."
The next day sure enough the mexican opened his lunch to find tacos. He crossed hisselff and jumped.
The Irish man opened his to find irish stew. He Jumped crying for Saint Patrick forgive him.
The Blond jumped when he found peanut butter and jelly.
The next week during the memorial the wives of the 3 men were alone talking. The Mexican’s wife cried if i new he was seroius i wouldnt have packed it she looked at the irish woman she said same here they both looked at the blond mans wife and she said dont look at me he packed his own lunch. |
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