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One Bad Break
Posted by: Robyn on January 21, 2004 @ 7:12 pm

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There was once a blonde, a redhead and a brunett on a road trip. Out in the middle of the desert their car breaks down. They decide they are going to have to walk to find help. The red head says to the other two, "You can bring one thing with you while we walk." So they start walking. After a few minutes of walking the red head asks the brunett what she brought. The brunett responds, "I brought a bottle of water so if I get thursty I can take a drink." The brunett then asks the red head what she brought. She says, "I brought a towel just in case I start sweating I can wipe it off." They both turn to the blonde and ask her what she brought. She replies, "I brought the car door so when I get hot I can roll down the window."


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From: MSmeezy on February 18, 2004 @ 4:42 pm
Comment: Fuck you im blonde!!!

From: silly on February 28, 2004 @ 7:11 pm
Comment: i LOVE it

From: JAY&JAY on March 26, 2004 @ 2:10 am
Comment: IF YOUR FUCKIN BLONDE WELL THESE ARE FOR YOU DUMB FUCK....

From: Jen on April 2, 2004 @ 12:41 pm
Comment: Yea a dumb blonde would do sumthin like that
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From: Elmo_69 on April 27, 2004 @ 9:50 pm
Comment: fuck my farts smell better than that one and i can clear rooms

From: Elmo_69 on April 27, 2004 @ 9:51 pm
Comment: fuck my farts smell better than that one and i can clear rooms

From: darren on May 11, 2004 @ 10:45 am
Comment: pretty retarded stupid fuck

From: i like on May 27, 2004 @ 1:52 pm
Comment: i thought it was funny

From: Cameron on July 9, 2004 @ 4:51 pm
Comment: Hey ms meezy, that PROVES your a blonde. Cuz ur stupid enough to go to a blonde joke yourself! Well, what did u expect? did u think they were gonna say, blondes r snart! no u fucking bitch!

From: Michelle on December 19, 2004 @ 7:27 pm
Comment: YA IM A BLONDE BUT IM NOT DUMB AND IM TIRED OF EVERYONE BEING MEAN TO BLONDS

From: sarah on January 16, 2006 @ 4:22 pm
Comment: lol yea im a blonde but i don get affended by jokes like that i think its funny and for all the other blondes that got mad because of the joke yoo shouldnt have looked up blonde jokes...if yoo didnt read it then yoo wouldnt have gotten mad

From: betsy on January 16, 2006 @ 4:37 pm
Comment: im a brunette and i act like a blonde and i think i would do something like that

   
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