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Breathalyzer Test
Posted by: shaun on May 30, 2004 @ 2:18 pm
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works.
"I’ve pulled you over for speeding, Ma’am. Could I see your drivers license?"
"What’s a license???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.
"It’s usually in your wallet," replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop.
"Registration..... what’s that....?" asked the blonde.
"It’s usually in your glove compartment." said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration. "I’ll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman’s license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came back, "Ummm... is this woman driving a red sports car?"
"Yes." replied the officer
"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher
"Uh... yes." replied the cop.
"Here’s what you do." said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants."
"What!!? I can’t do that. Its... inappropriate." exclaimed the cop.
"Trust me. Just do it." said the dispatcher. So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.
The blonde looks down and sighs..... "Ohh no... not another breathalyzer......"
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n on May 31, 2004 @ 10:31 pm |
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not funny |
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Yah HUh on June 6, 2004 @ 6:32 pm |
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yes it is.........bitch |
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me on June 13, 2004 @ 5:28 pm |
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omg, that is hillarious! it’s the first one i actually laughed at on this page! |
| From: |
say what on June 14, 2004 @ 1:40 pm |
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really?
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a j on June 15, 2004 @ 4:45 am |
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that was funny |
| From: |
Abby on June 28, 2004 @ 4:34 pm |
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i don’t really get it...what’s a Breathalyzer..?? |
| From: |
amanda on August 1, 2004 @ 2:40 am |
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damn shaun ur jokes are the shyt |
| From: |
clare on September 10, 2004 @ 8:25 am |
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actually quite funny! |
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