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Blondes Mother Died
Posted by: Jay&Jay on June 10, 2004 @ 5:43 pm
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees’ well being, asked sympathetically, "What’s the matter?" To which the blonde replies....."
Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." The boss, feeling
very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don’t you go home for the day.....we aren’t terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly states......"No, I’d be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual...."if you need anything, just let me know."
Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, "What’s so bad now........are you gonna be ok??"
"No......" exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!" |
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| From: |
melody on June 12, 2004 @ 4:14 pm |
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hhahahahaha .............no thats tha most stupidest joke i have ever heard man o man |
| From: |
mickal on June 14, 2004 @ 8:17 am |
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good i like that 1
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| From: |
mark on June 20, 2004 @ 12:18 am |
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that joke was fuckin stupid |
| From: |
... on June 23, 2004 @ 5:19 am |
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that was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not funny |
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shaun on June 23, 2004 @ 9:55 am |
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jay your fucking jokes are not funny quit trying |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on June 26, 2004 @ 7:33 pm |
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fuck you shaun if you really want to live as long life then MIND YOUR OWN FUCKIN BUESNESS |
| From: |
RAD-da well read on June 29, 2004 @ 12:19 am |
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jay&jay plz learn da spelling of buisness |
| From: |
shaun on June 29, 2004 @ 3:13 pm |
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hahaha yeah i might get killed by an original gangster like you jay. Thanks for the laugh bitch. Fuckin wankster |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on July 4, 2004 @ 2:01 am |
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Shaun are you tryin to call me black or somthin? i aint no gang banger eather but if you wanna talk shit find uot where i live (Or i can tell you)and come a talk shit right to my face k |
| From: |
shaun on July 5, 2004 @ 12:10 am |
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and your address is........ |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on July 11, 2004 @ 4:29 am |
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O.k. shaun my address is Idaho post falls 1198 N monarch Ave. so what is your full mother fuckin name lil bitch? |
| From: |
Shaun on July 12, 2004 @ 12:46 am |
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shaun lehmkuhl and i live in kalamazoo michigan tough guy |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on July 14, 2004 @ 6:58 am |
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So is you bitch ass ganna make it smart ass or not....eather way ill be waitin to beat your ass litarrly. |
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Jay&Jay on July 14, 2004 @ 7:00 am |
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By the way is that somer sort of Jewish last name or maybe Afganistanian your a fuckin loser and if i knew you i would have killed you by now with the shit you talk |
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AKsugarbaby420 on July 14, 2004 @ 8:04 pm |
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Hey Shaun and Jay, you guys are both stupid! I mean HELLO.
Your fighting with some guy *OVER THE INTERNET* in a total different
state, and your saying your going to kill eachother, over a joke. you both are stupid
you both are imature and you both need to SHUT THE FUCK UP! oh
but jay I have not heard that one before and it was a little long but it wasn’t bad. |
| From: |
shaun on July 15, 2004 @ 12:46 pm |
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haha im not really mad at this piece of shit. Im just having fun pissing him off and seeing him rap like hes eminem and act like hes as tough as 50 cent. Saying hes gonna kill me, holy shit thats hilarious because id be the one whooping his ass, Jay how much can you lift you little serial killer?
And Lehmkuhl is german you dumbfuck, my background killed little jews like you and baked them in an oven. |
| From: |
shaun on July 15, 2004 @ 1:39 pm |
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im not proud of that jew comment. |
| From: |
amanda on August 1, 2004 @ 2:30 am |
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im not even reading he jokes anymore! im too entertained by u guys! keep it up |
| From: |
datacypher on August 1, 2004 @ 2:10 pm |
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what did the bag of chips say to the batter? if your everready i’m fretolay.
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| From: |
Shaun on August 7, 2004 @ 11:05 pm |
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From: Shaun on July 12, 2004 @ 12:46 am
Comment: shaun lehmkuhl and i live in kalamazoo michigan tough guy
what the fuck. |
| From: |
#1pimp on August 21, 2004 @ 7:47 pm |
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jay&jay is tight shaun u just a stuck up mother fucker |
| From: |
#1pimp on August 21, 2004 @ 7:48 pm |
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jay&jay is tight shaun u just a stuck up mother fucker |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on August 23, 2004 @ 4:12 am |
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I agree with #1 pimp!!! |
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