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SMART blonde joke
Posted by: Blonde Babe on June 17, 2004 @ 0:59 am
A man was on a plane and noticed that the girl siting next to him was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He asked the blonde,"Would you like to play a game with me? I ask you a question and if you get it wrong you give me $5. Then you ask me a question and if I get it wrong I’ll give you $5. The blonde replied, "No, thank you I’d rather sleep." The man said,"Fine, I ask you a question and if you get it wrong you give me $5. Then you ask me a question and if I get it wrong I’ll give you $500." The blonde finally comprimised with the man and decided to play the man’s game.
The man asked his question first. He asked her, "How far away is the moon from Earth??"
The blonde said, "I don’t know." and gave the man $5.
Then the blonde asked her question. She asked him, "What goes up the hill with four legs and comes back with three??"
The man pulled out his laptop and went on the internet to try to find the answer. The man searched and search but couldn’t find the answer. Eventually the man gave up and gave the blonde $500.
He then asked her,"So what was the answer??" The blonde looked at him, gave him $5, and went back to sleep. |
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Jay&Jay on June 18, 2004 @ 3:16 pm |
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Better as a stoner joke |
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Jay&Jay on June 21, 2004 @ 7:45 pm |
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And also you said it wring its "What goes down a hill with (3)three leggs and comes back up with 4 |
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DevilMan on June 23, 2004 @ 3:32 am |
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Clever bitch |
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rooney on June 24, 2004 @ 9:10 am |
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jimbobs mum is a blonde and she stinks |
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lol on January 29, 2005 @ 11:21 am |
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class joke blonde babe that was real funny |
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