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skool for blondes
Posted by: mark on June 17, 2004 @ 4:40 pm

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Skool for blondes


Day1:

A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I’m blonde, mummy?"

Mum replies: "yes dear"

Day 2:

"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I’m blonde, mummy?"

Mum replies: "yes dear"

Day 3:

"We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I’m a 36DD. Is it because I’m blonde, mummy?"

Mum replies: "No dear, it’s because your 25"


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From: hell ya on June 26, 2004 @ 3:39 pm
Comment: this joke is fuckin awsome

From: Jay&Jay on June 26, 2004 @ 7:29 pm
Comment: Hey fucker you stole MY joke off dumb blonde jokes i should smack you...

From: Lil_jay on June 28, 2004 @ 2:49 pm
Comment: dat joke wuz fucking funny i think blondes should b more smarter than dat...tho
their brains 2 think faster...lol

From: mark on June 28, 2004 @ 6:13 pm
Comment: fuck u jay&jay i think yur on here a little to much i mean for every fucking joke u have a comment.....go get a life u dumbfuck

From: hehe, guess who? on June 29, 2004 @ 11:48 am
Comment: *LMAO!* dis joke jus killed it all… *ROFL* aww damn *wipes tears in eyes*
aww man… blondes r dumb
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From: Andy S. on July 13, 2004 @ 9:43 pm
Comment: Fuck u Jay&Jay u mother fuckers are so fucking inoying i just want to fucking swear all day!

From: Jay&Jay on July 14, 2004 @ 6:50 am
Comment: Just to let all you mother fuckers know anything you say againced me i will most likly be on your side because i dont give a fuck i mean you dont know me you most likly never will so why should it bothert me even though i do it in fron of my friends/enimys all the time i mean wow i got dissed well it doesnt stop me from doin what im doin so pretty much your just makin yourself look stupid i mean look at Cube.

From: emz on July 17, 2004 @ 12:55 am
Comment: wtf is with u pplz paying out on other pplz like get the fuck over i n get a life, the last time i checked it was a joke site, n a pathetic one at that.

From: Jay&Jay on July 19, 2004 @ 9:52 pm
Comment: i am a dumbass all i do is eat ass all day long o and i love it when people shit in my mouth yumm tastes soooo good

From: emz on July 22, 2004 @ 1:49 am
Comment: ok the only person who deserves to get payed out totally is that idiot

From: Jay&Jay on July 23, 2004 @ 10:39 pm
Comment: Damn the person who used my name last on here must be like 11 or younger,talkin about eatin shit?WTF how can you think your good on using insults like that?

From: sean on July 25, 2004 @ 1:51 am
Comment: hahaha

From: Jay&Jay on July 29, 2004 @ 11:50 am
Comment: fuck u all that pisses me off all those kids that think they are soo cool usin my name u have no right to do that "cmon bubba lets get outta here ill let u fuck me in my ass this time"

From: Jay&Jay on August 2, 2004 @ 10:57 pm
Comment: See what i mean?

From: lmao on August 3, 2004 @ 6:15 pm
Comment: Jay&Jay u fuckin dumbass lmfao lmfao what a bitch every1 must hate u

From: some 1 on August 13, 2004 @ 1:30 pm
Comment: damn this joke is awsome NOT it suxs balls heard it to many times

   
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