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skool for blondes
Posted by: mark on June 17, 2004 @ 4:40 pm
Skool for blondes
Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I’m blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I’m blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 3:
"We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I’m a 36DD. Is it because I’m blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "No dear, it’s because your 25" |
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| From: |
hell ya on June 26, 2004 @ 3:39 pm |
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this joke is fuckin awsome |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on June 26, 2004 @ 7:29 pm |
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Hey fucker you stole MY joke off dumb blonde jokes i should smack you... |
| From: |
Lil_jay on June 28, 2004 @ 2:49 pm |
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dat joke wuz fucking funny i think blondes should b more smarter than dat...tho
their brains 2 think faster...lol |
| From: |
mark on June 28, 2004 @ 6:13 pm |
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fuck u jay&jay i think yur on here a little to much i mean for every fucking joke u have a comment.....go get a life u dumbfuck |
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hehe, guess who? on June 29, 2004 @ 11:48 am |
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*LMAO!* dis joke jus killed it all… *ROFL* aww damn *wipes tears in eyes*
aww man… blondes r dumb
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| From: |
Andy S. on July 13, 2004 @ 9:43 pm |
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Fuck u Jay&Jay u mother fuckers are so fucking inoying i just want to fucking swear all day! |
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Jay&Jay on July 14, 2004 @ 6:50 am |
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Just to let all you mother fuckers know anything you say againced me i will most likly be on your side because i dont give a fuck i mean you dont know me you most likly never will so why should it bothert me even though i do it in fron of my friends/enimys all the time i mean wow i got dissed well it doesnt stop me from doin what im doin so pretty much your just makin yourself look stupid i mean look at Cube. |
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emz on July 17, 2004 @ 12:55 am |
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wtf is with u pplz paying out on other pplz like get the fuck over i n get a life, the last time i checked it was a joke site, n a pathetic one at that. |
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Jay&Jay on July 19, 2004 @ 9:52 pm |
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i am a dumbass all i do is eat ass all day long o and i love it when people shit in my mouth yumm tastes soooo good |
| From: |
emz on July 22, 2004 @ 1:49 am |
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ok the only person who deserves to get payed out totally is that idiot |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on July 23, 2004 @ 10:39 pm |
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Damn the person who used my name last on here must be like 11 or younger,talkin about eatin shit?WTF how can you think your good on using insults like that? |
| From: |
sean on July 25, 2004 @ 1:51 am |
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hahaha |
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Jay&Jay on July 29, 2004 @ 11:50 am |
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fuck u all that pisses me off all those kids that think they are soo cool usin my name u have no right to do that "cmon bubba lets get outta here ill let u fuck me in my ass this time" |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on August 2, 2004 @ 10:57 pm |
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See what i mean? |
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lmao on August 3, 2004 @ 6:15 pm |
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Jay&Jay u fuckin dumbass lmfao lmfao what a bitch every1 must hate u |
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some 1 on August 13, 2004 @ 1:30 pm |
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damn this joke is awsome NOT it suxs balls heard it to many times |
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