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SHOPPING
Posted by: zane on June 29, 2004 @ 2:03 am
This blond walks into the shop and gets a toaster and goes to buy it and
the check out boy says sorry i can sell u this beacuse we do not sell to
blonds...so the blond cums in the next day and dies her hair to red and
gets the toaster and goes to by it and the check out boy says sorry we do
not sell to blonds so she goes home and dies her hair blue asnd gets the
toaster and asked to buy this but the guys says sorry i can not sell to
blonds and the blond yells HOW THE HELL DID U NO IM A BLOND tghe
guy says well beacuse its a blender not a toaster |
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| From: |
IsAnE on July 3, 2004 @ 10:16 pm |
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SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
say what? on July 5, 2004 @ 3:16 pm |
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dood you totally messed this joke up |
| From: |
chealsea on July 6, 2004 @ 7:16 am |
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thats a cool joke even though im blond no coulers or highlights
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| From: |
Cube on July 7, 2004 @ 9:08 pm |
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Coppers, choppers
fucking show stoppers
trying to catch C cause im slanging these rockers
leave me alone, I wanna go home
back to the place were the gangsta’s rome
gotta whatch my back when I leave my house
cause they trying to get a rep, when they taking niggaz out
but I never hesitate to blast a cop
but when it all boils down either me or him drops
dis goes out to you punk ass hoes
when you see me pass, let me go
or ima get my gat and peel some caps
cause when im driving I keep my shi in my lap
so dont search my car, check my wheels
unless you ready to shoot I pay the funeral bills
thats what I say its too late to play
and if you think im playing just make my date
from the pork police to the punk ass rights
stop doing what your doing it could value your life
cause niggaz in the hood getting tired of that shit
its about that time, we all raise up bitch
so dont stop me pig when yousee my vogues
cause im simply sweated by the po po’s
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| From: |
bitch on July 9, 2004 @ 9:25 am |
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sum1 shoot cube. now. |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on July 14, 2004 @ 6:28 am |
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Yeah som one shoot that bitch Cube. |
| From: |
amanda on August 1, 2004 @ 2:10 am |
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ummmm... i think somones on the wrong website! this isnt battling pussies.com |
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Jay&Jay on August 2, 2004 @ 10:53 pm |
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You are right amanda well atleast even you know your name doesnt even deserve to be capitalized but thats beside the point me and Cube dont care what you say!!! |
| From: |
big bitch on August 3, 2004 @ 4:57 pm |
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holy shit u guys are fucking retarded. this is a joke site fuckers. |
| From: |
AMANDA on August 4, 2004 @ 4:23 am |
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is that capitalized enough for u ASS? |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on August 8, 2004 @ 3:51 am |
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Yes, Good Bitch!!! |
| From: |
blake on September 1, 2004 @ 6:42 pm |
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go jump of my but i dont care alls i do with it is poop i dont need to because its dumb like blonds! |
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BLAKE on September 1, 2004 @ 6:45 pm |
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i hate blonds ooo 1 time i uh ate a blonde that was realy me but o well because i didnt eat me i ate that stupid blonde ya thats it that 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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