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Scooby
Posted by: Mauricio on July 17, 2004 @ 11:07 am

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There was a blonde who wanted bigger breast so she had surgery the dr said when you go home say this scooby dooby doobie give me biger boobies so she went to shcool the next day and she forgot to do it so she said scooby dooby doobie give me bigger boobies then a guy said you go to a dr. dont you she said how do you know the guy said hikory dikory doc!


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From: amanda on August 1, 2004 @ 1:58 am
Comment: good joke bu you really need to punctuate asswhole

From: loco on August 4, 2004 @ 3:57 pm
Comment: Asswhole?
What an asshole

From: melissa on September 13, 2004 @ 3:45 am
Comment: its a lame one but thats not the way I heard it
A blonde wanted bigger breasts so she went to a surgeon but didnt have enough to pay for it.. (the doctor tells this to all people who cant pay) The doctor said she didnt need to get surgery. all she need to say was "scooby dooby doo give me biger boobs" every day and she would start noticing her boobs getting bigger. One day she was walking to work and had forgotten to say her morning ritual...so she said it while walking to work "scooby dooby doo give me bigger boobs." A man who was also blonde walking by asked her if she went to doctor so and so...she said "yes...how did you know?" Then he said " Hikory dikory doc give me a bigger........!

   
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