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Lunch box
Posted by: Aneesa on July 18, 2004 @ 12:10 pm

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there was a bonde brunette and a red-head on a plane that was loosing altitude pretty fast but there were only 2 more parachuttes left.

So the red-head goes...’What do we do, theres only 2 more parachuttes left?’

Then the brunette says,’well i think i should get one parachutte cos i have a cure for cancer.’

Then the red-head says,’i think i should get a parachutte cos i am going to be the next prime minister.’

The blonde however grabs a parachutte out of the red-heads hands and jumps out of the plane.

The red-head then asks,’what are we going to do now? theres only one parachutte left.’

The brunette replies,’Dont worry, we still have 2 parachuttes. the idiot took my lunch box!’


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From: Dolemite on July 20, 2004 @ 12:18 pm
Comment: I think the TITLE gave the joke away but it was pretty good anyway.

From: Nia on July 21, 2004 @ 2:26 pm
Comment: Nice one!!! that rocked!

   
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