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how do ?
Posted by: kayla on August 13, 2004 @ 3:24 pm

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how do you keep a dumbe blonde busy ?
stuck her in a circle room and tell her to sit in the corner


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From: trevor on August 18, 2004 @ 5:14 pm
Comment: Q. why did the blonde have a bruised belly button?

A. her boyfriend is blonde also.

From: Tiw14 on August 19, 2004 @ 9:49 pm
Comment: The 1st Joke is shit!
The 2nd Joke aint so bad, good job Trevor!

From: blonde jokes suck on August 22, 2004 @ 1:07 am
Comment: tiw14 u r a stupid mother fucker, if you think that those TWO peices of shit are worthy of being called jokes, then u have some serious humor problems. nothing about a blonde joke is funny, and the only reason i’m here is to let the allround uneducated assholes like you know that. so get a fricken brain moron.

From: lmao on August 23, 2004 @ 7:17 am
Comment: I think "blonde jokes suck" has some anger issues. they’re fucking jokes if u don’t like em don’t read em plain and simple. I think the moron is the one reading jokes he/she doesn’t like

From: MJjr. on August 23, 2004 @ 4:29 pm
Comment: Q: how do u kill a blonde?


A: put a scratch and sniff sticker @ the bottom of a pool

From: blond jokes r good on August 25, 2004 @ 2:00 pm
Comment: y cant blond stay in the sun for far too long.
ans: because they dont agree with it

From: long joke on August 25, 2004 @ 2:01 pm
Comment:
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I’ve kidnapped you."

She then wrote a big note saying, "I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

From: jake on August 25, 2004 @ 2:02 pm
Comment: that was a real good joke

From: Jay&Jay on August 28, 2004 @ 7:39 pm
Comment: (Q)How do you get a blonde to think?

(A)Tell her somthin.

(Q)How do you really get her to think?

(A)Ask her how much it costs for a cordless camera.

From: HarHar on November 23, 2004 @ 3:17 pm
Comment: why did the chicken cross the road to show the blonde(Jay&Jay is a dumbass) how

From: Cobain_lover on November 23, 2004 @ 6:59 pm
Comment: fuck all of u who said that jay&jay is a dumbass or n e other shit, ur probably just jealous. go fuck ur selfs

From: Stoner133 on December 14, 2004 @ 7:16 am
Comment: Yeah what Cobain said......And Har Hat (whatever the fuck that means) Shaadup.

   
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