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The Apartment Fire
Posted by: Aaron on August 17, 2004 @ 6:24 am

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head live together in an apartment. One day their building caught on fire. Everyone else got out but the three women were stuck on the roof yelling for help. The firemen below on the street were yelling at the red head to jump onto a net they were holding. One fireman said 1..2..3..and the red head jumped, but at the last second the firemen let go of the net and the red head hit the ground and died.
Then the firemen called to the brunette to jump on the count of 3. The brunette yelled, "No!, I saw what you did to my friend, I’m not falling for that!
The firemen said, "Don’t worry, we like brunettes!" So the brunette jumped and at the last second the firemen let go of the net and the brunette hit the ground and died.
Then the firemen called up to the blonde to jump on 3. The blonde said, "No!, I saw what you did to my friends, I’m not falling for that! I’m not stupid you know!
The firemen said, "Don’t worry, we like blondes! "Yeah right!", replied the blonde "Just leave the net there and walk away!"


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From: blonde jokes suck on August 22, 2004 @ 12:54 am
Comment: ur so dry it’s not funny how lame that joke was

From: Me on August 22, 2004 @ 7:03 pm
Comment: Go F**k off you dumb blonde!!

From: Aaron on August 22, 2004 @ 10:06 pm
Comment: Thanks ME. This joke aint dry, you’re just an asshole and blonde jokes don’t suck.

   
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