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coke vending machine
Posted by: Melissa on September 13, 2004 @ 3:14 am

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A blonde is at a store. She watched a woman at coke vending machine put 2 quarters in, pressed a button and out comes a drink. She got very excited when she saw this and decides to give it a try herself. So she puts 2 quarters in, presses a button and out comes a drink...She gets really excited and starts jumping up and down...So she does it again and out comes another drink and starts jumping up and down.. she does this again and when the drink came out she was screaming and hooting and hollering. a man waiting in line to get a drink was watching her and was wondering what she was doing. He says "Excuse me, but what the hell are you doing?!"...She says" shut up and wait your turn...Im winning here!"


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From: La Muneca on September 14, 2004 @ 7:59 am
Comment: That one was ok... it wasnt bad at all....but not ur best work compared th the other 3

From: kljkojnjiohn on September 18, 2004 @ 7:19 am
Comment: sucks

From: chris mierzwa on October 2, 2004 @ 3:52 pm
Comment: we know melisa’s not a blonde

From: Jay&Jay on October 9, 2004 @ 4:14 am
Comment: Yeah she sounds like a hot brunette

From: Melissa on October 11, 2004 @ 1:49 am
Comment: You got that right Jay&Jay

From: Melissa on October 16, 2004 @ 4:51 pm
Comment: Jay&Jay............ Do you have a big dick ?

From: Jay&Jay on October 18, 2004 @ 6:44 am
Comment: Depends!

Whats big to you?

From: the real melissa on October 18, 2004 @ 5:05 pm
Comment: ok...again...that wasnt me who is writing that mess above..but whoever is posin to be me..go ahead...get ur freak on online

From: Jay&Jay on October 18, 2004 @ 11:16 pm
Comment: Don’t worry Melissa i still like you’re jokes

From: Melissa on October 21, 2004 @ 12:26 am
Comment: TY Jay&Jay.

From: Jay&Jay on October 22, 2004 @ 12:31 am
Comment: What????

From: Jay&Jay on October 22, 2004 @ 12:32 am
Comment: Oh wait you mean Thank You?
Okay i got ya

   
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