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no name..but funny!!!
Posted by: melissa on September 13, 2004 @ 9:53 am
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does.
The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she’s smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she’s laughing.
He’s really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she’s laughing so hard, she’s about to fall down. He demands, "What’s so funny?"
She says, "Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
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Jay&Jay on September 13, 2004 @ 8:57 pm |
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Good one |
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La Muneca on September 14, 2004 @ 7:56 am |
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LOL!!! That is a good 1!!!..Ur good at this..Keep posting up ur jokes! |
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Shaun on September 14, 2004 @ 6:05 pm |
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holy shit that was great |
| From: |
Melissa on September 19, 2004 @ 4:01 pm |
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LOL!!!...Loved it!!! |
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Kim on September 20, 2004 @ 5:54 pm |
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that was pretty awesome!
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#1 Joke Reader on September 28, 2004 @ 12:40 am |
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That was a great one!...Fuckin Awesome!! |
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fishy on September 29, 2004 @ 6:36 am |
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LOL... Thats like the best blonde joke I’ve heard in ages!
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nydtyjggjgfnstrsy on October 3, 2004 @ 10:54 am |
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That was funnier than the weed telling jokes to me! |
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melissa on October 5, 2004 @ 6:51 am |
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Awww.. thanks guyz... I tried to find some funny ones 4 y’all and I was worried about the coments that might be posted... but all positve!...thanx again!
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Jay&Jay on October 9, 2004 @ 4:06 am |
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Well if you put it that way here’s another compliment, do you have a nice ass Melissa? |
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melissa on October 16, 2004 @ 4:44 pm |
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thanx jay & jay !
Yeah i do have a nice ass and big tits too !!! |
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Jay&Jay on October 18, 2004 @ 6:42 am |
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Kick fuckin’ ass - but to be honest i do like you’re jokes so keep ’em commin’ aight? |
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melissa on October 18, 2004 @ 4:56 pm |
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LOL...Just to let you know..I didnt write that...but Whateva!! |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 18, 2004 @ 11:12 pm |
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Oh my bad |
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Jay&Jay on October 20, 2004 @ 5:51 am |
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But do you have a nice ass? |
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JEFF on October 29, 2004 @ 10:47 pm |
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THAT WAS FUCKIN FUNNY |
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Jill on November 4, 2004 @ 10:40 pm |
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LOL NICE |
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Shaun on November 20, 2004 @ 7:01 pm |
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she already said she had a nice ass. |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 23, 2004 @ 2:39 pm |
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Apperintly you missed comments afterward huh? |
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