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railroad tracks
Posted by: darren on October 3, 2004 @ 11:13 am
what do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
They’ve both been laid all across america. |
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Jay&Jay on October 8, 2004 @ 7:02 am |
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Okay ya’ll i really fell like sharing my life....
If you want to hear my life and the reason i’m this way(well i’m not really the way i act here)
But anyways i want y’all to check my life here...
http://www.poetry.com/
My last name is "LiBrande" Jason LiBrande
You will be amazed |
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dazzla on October 8, 2004 @ 11:41 pm |
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FUK U!!!!..."liBrande" |
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Jay&Jay on October 9, 2004 @ 3:44 am |
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No thanx go ask loco! |
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Dr. Dennis, Harvard on October 9, 2004 @ 3:47 pm |
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I am a proud and esteemed graduate of Harvard. I have worked intensely over my availed time. My opinion on this joke is that it is irreverent and immature. |
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Dr. Dennis, Harvard on October 9, 2004 @ 3:52 pm |
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Furthermore, it is my opinion that the Jewish population is involved in illegal corporate and\or financial activity. Jay Jay is a prime example of an underdeveloped human known as a Jew. His foolish antics haven’t hurt anyone, yet, thank goodness. This darn keypad continues to give me great anguish. I am having intimate difficulty locating the key known best as "F1". If anyone exept Jews can help me in this manner, please do oblige yourselves. I am smarter, wealthier, cleaner, and a better person than anyone because I have completed my courses of study at the excellent academic institution known as Harvard. I bid you good day and good night sir. |
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Dr. Dennis, Harvard on October 9, 2004 @ 5:26 pm |
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I am in fact a Harvard graduate. Enough said. I have a high IQ. I am proud. I enjoy fine dining and a night at the opera.
Dr. Dennis |
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Dr. Dennis on October 9, 2004 @ 8:16 pm |
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I am Dr. Bartrow D. Dennis. I did attend Harvard. Did you little child? Hmmm...? I think not. Please do speak with respect when addressing your superiors, adults, and the like. I am Dr. Bartrow D. Dennis who did attend Harvard.
With Regards,
Dr. Bartrow D. Dennis, Ph.D., Harvard |
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Dr. Dennis, Harvard on October 9, 2004 @ 8:39 pm |
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Question:
Here is my joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
Because KFC was on his side.
Many people laugh at that excellent joke and find it funny. I’ve never met one person who doesn’t like it. It is my joke.
Dr. Bartrow D. Dennis, Ph.D., Harvard
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DENNIS on October 9, 2004 @ 9:16 pm |
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JAJAY SMELLS LIKE MY FARTS |
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Jay&jay on October 10, 2004 @ 3:11 am |
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Hey by the way ’5’ is not a high IQ |
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DENNIS on October 10, 2004 @ 12:38 pm |
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I CRAPPED MY PANTS TO BE LIKE JAYJAY.
I ATE A BOOGER AND FARTED AND I MADE JAYJAY. |
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DENNIS on October 10, 2004 @ 2:40 pm |
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I GAVE JAYJAY MY CRABS AND OTHER SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES AND HE SAID THANK YOU. HE HAS PIMPLES IN WEIRD PLACES. |
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lil player on October 18, 2004 @ 4:01 pm |
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dennis is fuckin dumb!!!!!!! Its a joke to make you laugh!!!!! And that’s coming 4rm a straight up blonde you fuckin quir!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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lil player on October 18, 2004 @ 4:04 pm |
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If you call jay jay a jew then i guess you must be relaited to hittler you fuckin natzi!!!!!!!!!!!! And no i’m not a jew either!!!!!!!!!! |
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Jay&Jay on October 19, 2004 @ 3:10 am |
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Hey wow wow wow...wow jews do suck and thats why Dennis sucks too |
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lil player on October 19, 2004 @ 3:41 pm |
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yah thats what i’m talking about..............dennis sucks big harry balls
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Jay&Jay on October 19, 2004 @ 9:56 pm |
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Yea he sucks big harry jewish balls haha |
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lil player on October 20, 2004 @ 3:46 pm |
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yah bigg fat harry cheesy jewish nutty balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Jay&Jay on October 20, 2004 @ 6:08 pm |
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Yea while masterbating sitting infront of a nude video cam. of his parents while it’s playing |
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beatrus on October 23, 2004 @ 5:49 pm |
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i thought u where meant to tell a joke u are the joke u fuckin idiot |
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ryan on January 16, 2006 @ 6:02 pm |
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that was funny |
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