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How do you tell them apart?
Posted by: Melissa on October 11, 2004 @ 2:07 am

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A blonde was in the hospital delivery room having a baby. When the baby came out the doctor says "Congradulations... you have a beautiful baby girl!" The blonde says "Ok, I guess I’ll name her Ashley too." The doctor asks "Too? What do you mean by that?" The blonde says " Well I have 4 other daughters and they are all named Ashley, so I will call this one Ashley as well." Looking very confused the doctor asks "If you have 5 daughters named Ashley how do you call them?" "Its easy" said the blonde, "When I say..... Dinner’s Ready Ashely...., they all come to eat. When I say...Time to come inside Ashley..., they all come inside." The doctor asks "What if you need to talk to just one of them? You cant do that when all your daughters are named Ashley." . the blonde says "Well, if I wanna just talk to one of them... All I gotta do is call out her last name.....


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From: Jay&Jay on October 19, 2004 @ 3:18 am
Comment: Yea i heard this before but for one time Melissa i gatta say the other vertion was better sorry

From: Melissa on October 21, 2004 @ 12:28 am
Comment: Yeah..The other one was pretty funny..but I thought I’d try it as a blonde joke..I tried.

From: Jay&Jay on November 4, 2004 @ 2:34 am
Comment: It’s all good you got good jokes and not many people do on this site.
Why did you quit posting?>

From: Melissa on November 6, 2004 @ 2:21 pm
Comment: Cause my computer wasn’t working it had a virus ....

From: Raymond on March 22, 2005 @ 3:58 pm
Comment: I suck dick

From: Ashley on March 22, 2005 @ 4:00 pm
Comment: well i think that is offensive cuz my name is Ashley I sucked Raymond dick

From: Ashley on March 22, 2005 @ 4:00 pm
Comment: well i think that is offensive cuz my name is Ashley I sucked Raymond dick

From: Ashley on March 22, 2005 @ 4:00 pm
Comment: well i think that is offensive cuz my name is Ashley I sucked Raymond dick

   
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